Friday, December 5th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 4th!
And this is why, my friends, you do not purchase Rogaine from Mexico! - Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
Crab sex can lead to humans in your pubes. - VanillaCupcake
Star of the new Discovery channel show "Deadliest Hat." - randy1
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Grandma Hilton.
Its all fun and games until a crab lands on your head and sucks your brains out.
312 more votes to take the lead!THIS IS MY WORST FASHION MOMENT!It's as easy as clicking the link and clicking"Bomb It" http://www.pronto.com/87060-WM?successMsg=true VOTE NOW!
This safe sex ad was way too funny to be effective.
I wanna be Paris Hilton's new best friend!
Seriously something smells fishy here!
Star of the new Discovery channel show "Deadliest Hat."
And this is why, my friends, you do not purchase Rogaine from Mexico!
It all makes sense. This is why Britney shaved her head, to get rid of the crabs.
It appears Wino's gyno forgot the proper saftey head gear.
What happenned after Blaakkkeee visited Wino in the hospital!!
THIS ~~ will take 2 bottles of Valtrex to clear this shit up. Be patient please!!
Those prank pictures of Hellen Keller are just plain mean.
Fine, but keep your bearded clam to yourself.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
It's now obvious George Dubya gets his brains from Barbara Bush's side of the family.
Everyone knows you aren't suppose to wear white after Labor Day...
You mean this isn't the same creepy crawlies you get in your nether regions?
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" I don't have an attitude problem.... You have a perception problem..."
Don't ever, ever, EVER refer to it as a "Mussy."
Paris finally decides, "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!"
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I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
I spent one night in Paris and all I got was this lousy hat.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Wino was trying to go for the crab-hive, but do to mass amounts of crack, crack-hive was born!
You should see the size of the can of Rid.
Listen bitches !! And I know half of you will~~~ Don't "even" compare me to Paris Hilton!!
The new line of headbands from the queen of chicken cutlets herself.
Paris Hilton's gynecologist has discovered by Paris couldn't not get pregnant.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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If Nixon had won in 1960, Pat's Crab Hats would have been all the rage instead of Jackie's Pill Box Hats.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Hat wearing instructions from Paris:
Give head. Get crabs.
Fire Crotch, meet Crab Head.
Wino's crackhive finally showed its claws and revealed its plans to take over the world!!!
One of Vadge's crabs got all roided up and climbed up on top of her head
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Gwenneths daughter, Apple, was distraught when the people at the costume party didnt "Get" her costume. Better luck next year, deary!
312 more votes to take the lead!THIS IS MY WORST FASHION MOMENT!It's as easy as clicking the link and clicking"Bomb It" http://www.pronto.com/87060-WM?successMsg=true VOTE NOW! Youll See Why!
Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:01pm.
I hope her husband isn't displaying his shrimp
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LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Sarah Palin is gonna be pissed that you nicked her table topper, but dammit, that's awesome!!
http://blogs.laweekly.com/style_council/interior-decor/sarah-palins-offi...
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Princess Ann knew back then how to avoid crabs on the crotch...by only giving "head". She may have under thought it when her case got "noted" by the Queen.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
I knew all the attention Paris's vagina gets would eventually go to her head.
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Submitted by VanillaCupcake on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:00pm.
unprotected crab sex results with humans in your pubes.
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hahaha good one!
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I hope her husband isn't displaying his shrimp
the DUDE! abides...
A vintage UK ad for Quell shampoo.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
since the aids island idea never worked out for joe biden, his new plan is that everyone should have to wear hats according to the std they have
unprotected crab sex results with humans in your pubes.
I sincerely hope Paris reads this site.....hahahahah
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son do you know what I was stopping you for? well, you was doing 55 in the 54....
- Jay-Z "99 Problems"
One of the drawbacks to being the "gynecologist to the stars."
Nothing worse than crabby granny pussy
Submitted by misshexum311 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:58pm.
I didn't read the other comments before I posted but I love that we all see a crab and immediately think "Paris Hilton".
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(Not a caption): Ha ha ha! Get out of my head!
So thaaaaat's where the crackhive has been! It was giving birth! Well congrats to the crackhive, Amy and oh who's the father? Blaaaaake? Or the other Blake? Could it be an Amy/Dreamboat lovechild???
*miou*
You granny is so nasty she wears her crabs like a hat!
The Deadliest Catch! Even the crab has better teeth than that Eurotrash.
Aww, grandma Hilton is in the Christmas card this year!
PETA is gonna be so pissed, but I don't think Pam Anderson is gonna show for this protest.
the DUDE! abides...
Where Henry Miller got the idea for his then untitled classic.