Friday, December 5th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 4th!
And this is why, my friends, you do not purchase Rogaine from Mexico! - Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
Crab sex can lead to humans in your pubes. - VanillaCupcake
Star of the new Discovery channel show "Deadliest Hat." - randy1
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Pssst...ya know, they make a special shampoo that will clear that right up.
If the crabs on her head are THAT big...I'm afraid to check her panties!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Oh No, please don't tell me where the remoulade sauce comes from!
Crabs are generational in the Hilton family.
What some people will do to keep up with Paris Hilton ~~~ geeeesh!!
Haha I didn't read the other comments before I posted but I love that we all see a crab and immediately think "Paris Hilton".
A closer look under the microscope reveals the source of Paris's discomfort.
AHH! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME PARIS!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Should be required headware for 3~7 days of the month.
the DUDE! abides...
In efforts to revise her career, Wino has replaced her sky high weave with, well- a giant crab.
312 more votes to take the lead!THIS IS MY WORST FASHION MOMENT!It's as easy as clicking the link and clicking"Bomb It" http://www.pronto.com/87060-WM?successMsg=true VOTE NOW! Youll See Why!
And the award goes to this BIG crabby bitch!! Congrats!!
If you don't give Paris the money up front her crabs will attack.
So um...does your carpet match your drapes? If so...you should see a doctor about that!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Even Paris Hilton's genital warts have crabs.
Proof that the " Pearl Necklace " can lead to crabs on the head.
You know the end is near when Paris's crabs grow bodies and become attention whores.
No No NO Mary Jo!!....you have to wear your clam cap with your pearl necklace, not your Crabby Hattie!! *sigh*
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Queen Elizabeth,
That is not a fashion statement, that is a crustacean travesty.
Love,
a young Anna Wintour
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
She got too close to Winehouse's coochie and caught a mean case of the crabs.
You like the hat? You should see the matching bra and panties.
As a result of their hospital rendevouz, Wino and Blaaaaaake welcomed the birth of their first, uh, child? Schmatel Fielder-Civil.
312 more votes to take the lead!THIS IS MY WORST FASHION MOMENT!It's as easy as clicking the link and clicking"Bomb It" http://www.pronto.com/87060-WM?successMsg=true VOTE NOW! Youll See Why!
She wore a Raspberry Crab and when it was warm she wouldn't wear much more...
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Paris debuts her line of Hatwear.
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son do you know what I was stopping you for? well, you was doing 55 in the 54....
- Jay-Z "99 Problems"
This brings "crabbie" to a whole nuva level.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
The Devil Wears Crabhats
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
It's no biggie, Paris. Even Grandma Hilton had crabs!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!