Thursday, December 4th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Crackho! Felicity looking like she just spent the day with Wino in Details Magazine - Egotastic!

Xtina is the tranny porn star version of Cristina Saralegui - Hollywood Tuna

Heidi & Spencer should do a staged sex tape already and get it over with - Popsugar

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson totally just hot boxed before these pictures were taken - IDLYITW

More useless goop from Fishsticks - Lainey Gossip

Sasha Fierce can fuck with anything she wants! Even Ave Maria - Just Jared

Bode Miller naked in NYC - Towleroad

Whitney Port can bore a bitch like a pro, but she can't dress worth shit (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Beverly Hills Chihuahua should not be on this list - Hollywood Rag

Julia Roberts is married to a crazy person - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K


Dirk Diggler's picture

The person that "designed" Madge's body should be charged with ugliness against humanity.

Salem13's picture

Are those Keri pictures supposed to be "sexy"?

I love fishsticks especially with cheese! I like Platrow too.

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Searching for a man with porn-star looks who is also stylish, classy, and refined.

not sure what felicity is trying to say with these pics

finally xtina looks 1/2 way decent.

i heard julia roberts is a bitch--and a horrible tipper and her crazy hubby

omar's picture

What the f*ck. Why does _Details_ think that a picture of a woman with mascara streaming down her face is hot? Women looking distressed, like they're stoned on crack, or like they've just been assaulted is NOT sexy. (Nor is a photo of a woman humping a big teddy bear erotic-- though perhaps that's less disturbing.) Whose the deviant here -- is it me or them?

DeeDee's picture

I'd let Robert totally touch my hot box any time he wants. Oh wait, you talkin' 'bout weed. Yes, I'll smoke a blunt with him too.

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Dirty Harry

Salem13's picture

Holy crap MK you know who Cristina Saralegui is?! I remember watching that show with my mom and pops when I was young.

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Searching for a man with porn-star looks who is also stylish, classy, and refined.

Miss Priss's picture

Xtina looks good! and Kerri Russel does NOT

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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"

chefcammi's picture

Note to Heidi & Spencer.. YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT THE CAMERA, ASSHOLES!
VOTE FOR MY WORST FASHION MOMENT!
It's as easy as clicking the link& clicking"Bomb It" http://www.pronto.com/87060-WM?successMsg=true
VOTE NOW & EVERYDAY!!!

Sweet_As_Sugar's picture

She looks like LiLo's sister in that pic. . .
~SAS

Deb's picture

I was kind of hungry 'til I clicked on Heidi & Spencer.
Ugh. What don't they "stage". What do they do for a living besides nauseating the world?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Miss Priss's picture

hahhaha that Kristen chick is still high. I like her. Stoners unite! I haven't seen Twilight, but whatever

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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"

Clarisse's picture

Bode Miller can suck Wino's crusty cunny.

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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)

Felicity? Holy shit, I thought that was an old pic of Pat Benetar!

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I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

iHeartHaters's picture

Xtina looks purdy. Love the hair!

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

keri russell looks like a concentration camp victim NOT HOT creepy

parissucksliterally's picture

Christina looks GREAT!

who the fuck is Whitney Port?

I love how "The Hottie and The Nottie" is #2.....and the commentary! heehee

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son do you know what I was stopping you for? well, you was doing 55 in the 54....
- Jay-Z "99 Problems"

M.E.'s picture

Ever since having her kid, Kerry Russel has gotten WAY too skinny.