Kim Zolciak Is November's Hot Slut Of The Month!

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:58pm.
Jeffro,
I heard that both Phil McKrackin and
Philip McCrevice tried to date Ilova Gudfach.
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serves the bitch right after she broke up with Claude Balls, ex-lion tamer.

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George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

I was hoping Kim's weave would be hot slut of the month.

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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.

Ophelia Peenalot.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

I knew a guy named Richard Peter Cox. Triple Dick.

I am dating a guy named Phil. The first month or so of dating, I couldn't quit giggling and calling him McCrackin to my frieds. He was not amused. I however laughed like a child.
I guess the giggling stopped when he began to fill my crack in

Clarisse- ahhhhhh! Wet willies! I have similar experiences when my doggie tries to licks my ear drums out. Oo does that tickle! For some reason he thinks ear wax is really tasty.

Toby was robbed!!!

Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:41pm.
Is Phil McKrackin related to Philip McCrevice?
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I think he's related to Holden McGroin.

And Dick Hurtz from Holden (MA).
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I bet they would love to meet my good pal Jacques Strap.

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Dirty Harry

Jeffro,
I heard that both Phil McKrackin and
Philip McCrevice tried to date Ilova Gudfach.

KD,
((((hugs)))) *wet willie*

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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)

I think I saw someone on facebook with the last name of Cooter. That one must be hard to live with.

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:41pm.
Is Phil McKrackin related to Philip McCrevice?
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I think he's related to Holden McGroin.

And Dick Hurtz from Holden (MA).

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She's flat and that's that!

Phil McKrackin

*shaking head in disbelief*
*trying not to laugh*
*attempting to maintain a grownup and mature demeanor*
*failing miserably*
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:41pm.

Is Phil McKrackin related to Philip McCrevice?
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They're stepbrothers, same dad...Duncan Schlong.
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And I know they are friends with Seymour Butz and I.P. Freely.

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Dirty Harry

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:41pm.
KD,
Mike Hunt thanks you berry much!
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Ooo, sounds juicy!

I too am pretty immature at times because I grew up too soon. My parents were pretty much both working my whole life so I basically raised myself and was often spending my time thinking things like "I guess they don't love me enough to spend time with me".
So now I'm making up for lost time. :)

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:41pm.

Is Phil McKrackin related to Philip McCrevice?
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They're stepbrothers, same dad...Duncan Schlong.

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George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:41pm.
Is Phil McKrackin related to Philip McCrevice?
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I think he's related to Holden McGroin.

They both need Amanda Huggankiss.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

MK, I adore you, but why do you have to bash this pitiful person? She's a single mom, God knows where she gets her money (shiver), she's been threatened by living banshees (no I don't share your love of NeNe) AND she's a(n)(inter)national laughing stock.

I feel sorry for her and her daughters.

I read her hair fell out because she had syphilis.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

What a gyp!
I hope she got no fake cancer sympathy votes.

TOBY! TOBY!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Hot in Jumanji
Wanted to fuck Bonnie Hunt
Old bat suck this dick

Felt like expressing myself in Haiku form

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:41pm.
Is Phil McKrackin related to Philip McCrevice?
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I think he's related to Holden McGroin.

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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.

I always wanted to fuck bonnie hunt. Ever since Jumanji.

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

Jeffro!
Oh lord! I have three older brothers. I have the sense of humor of a 10 year old boy!

Is Phil McKrackin related to Philip McCrevice?

KD,
Mike Hunt thanks you berry much!

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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)

Clarisse- I like York Hunt. :P

I want extensions =( bt my hair salon STARTS them @ $1500....wtf?

May I have 5 seconds of your time? Will you please VOTE FOR MY WORST FASHION MOMENT?
It's as easy as clicking the link& clicking"Bomb It" http://www.pronto.com/87060-WM?successMsg=true
VOTE NOW & EVERYDAY!!!

..after you do that, take a look @ some tragic personal ads featuring "MEMBERS" of the opposite sex (NSFW!!!) http://seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/

MK! You shoulda used the weave pic!

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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:33pm.
I like Mike Hunt.
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and here I thought I was the one with a juvenile sense of humor, LOL.

You've obviously never met Phil McKrackin.

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George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:24pm.
I think the ass-dragging pooch is much more fun than this cooch-dragging ass!

haha! toby was robbed!!!
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

I like Mike Hunt.

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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)

Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:28pm.

So did she go on the Bonnie Hunt show before or after Bonnie made fun of her?
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I LOVE Bonnie Hunt!

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"You smell funny. Please wash that."

Lorenzo Lamas, come get your next wife. I think she's just about trashy, clueless and artificial enough for you.

And I hope Kim is one day mauled by Toby for this!

"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight

the wig won!

Oh come on, cry babies! You can find ass-dragging pooches almost anywhere, but there is only one Kim Zolciak!

i support this hot slut, if only for the reason that she will double down on phoebe price and totally claim that she won dListed's Hot Babe Award.

Toby should have won over this twat.

So did she go on the Bonnie Hunt show before or after Bonnie made fun of her?

shit. toby is so much hotter than this twat.

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:24pm.
I think the ass-dragging pooch is much more fun than this cooch-dragging ass!
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LMAO priceless, Sugar!

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Thankee kindly! Now if anyone could just take a 30.06 and shoot that dead muskrat off of her head, she'd be something to look at!

she is a preety filly if she came to my trailor i will wash her hair in the sink and make her pancakes

NOW we know who sent MK all those fucking cookies.

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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)

If Toby was a Republican, we'd be getting a recount, goddammit!

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George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

Did anyone else hear that Jason Alexander, Brittany's first husband got a dui?

I gave my cat a bath the other day … he loved it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that . . .

Stu was robbed.

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"You smell funny. Please wash that."

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:24pm.
I think the ass-dragging pooch is much more fun than this cooch-dragging ass!
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LMAO priceless, Sugar!

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George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

This shit was rigged! Toby should have won.

I think the ass-dragging pooch is much more fun than this cooch-dragging ass!

I didn't vote for either, but eek! She barely squeaked out ahead...that wig is a WINNER!

http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/

Oh fuck, Toby so should have won that. Now I hate her even more, I hope her wigger gets caught in the door of her Escalade and she gets whip lash.

Its her wig that won...not her. She's worthless...but that wig...oh HELLYESSSS!!!

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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.

-Ted "Theodore" Logan

her wig obviously has magical powers if it beat out toby