God Is Going To Be A Pepaw Again

The daughter of God and half-sister of Jesus, Celestia (aka Anne Heche), is knocked up with James Tupper's baby. It's their first child together. The crazy fauxmosexual already has a 6-year-old son named Homer with her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon.

Anne and James met on the set of Men in Trees when they were both still married. Sluts! Their spokesbitch issued this extremely wordy statement to People: "They are really thrilled."

Anne better name her kid God Jr. or Lil' Celestia. She won't, though. Since the kid will be Homer's sibling, she'll probably name it something predictable like Marge or Illiad.

P.S. - Anne got that dress at the Flavor of Love stoop sale. She forgot to read the label that clearly states the dress should only be worn by bitch's with plastic titty sacks.

Posted by: Michael K

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Baby Names • Knocked Up

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:55pm.

alrighty...bring another kid into the world when you're incapable of taking of the first one or yourself...anne and brit should talk...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:55pm.

Bwahahaha C Word! Either way that kid is screwed. If he decides to take step-daddy's name it'll be Homer Tupper(ware). Poor kid.

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Dirty Harry

Submitted by Steve-O on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:54pm.

Isn't she broke as shit?

Wouldn't she consider that before having another kid?

Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:54pm.

Homer, Hermés, Socrates? If it's a girl I hope she names her Persephone (sp?) or Venus.

Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:52pm.

i found this lady in my tool shed and so i picked her up and took her inside the trailer and i called 911 cause she scared me reel good

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:50pm.

Funny how it's hard to be happy for a woman whose son is living with his father full time since she's not a capable parent. I think she has visitation and pays child support.

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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:45pm.

Why does everyone have to announce they're pregnant? What's wrong with just being pregnant, then confirming it if anyone else asks?