Thursday, December 4th 2008
The Birthday Cake Of My Dreams
Crunk + Disorderly, one of my favorite blogs in the history of the internets, posted these amazing pictures of what's going to be my next birthday cake. I can't wait to take these pictures down to my local Food Emporium's bakery department to request that they recreate this masterpiece. I want double frosting, though.
The NSFWish pictures are after the jump. The chick holding the birthday girl's hair is a true friend. Only real friends will hold back your hair while you're sucking on cake dick. JUMP!!!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:57pm.
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Nah, he only sported that look because they didn't have Clinique hair care products for men. They didn't have shit in the male grooming department so he was forced to "save souls looking like an unwashed fucking hobo" those are his words, not mine.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
@christine
yeah, weenis. that word makes me like dicks a little more.
What? Look how demure she's being. She straddled the last one.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:56pm.
Hmmmm, I pictured him wrong.
I always saw him as a mellow hippie, what with the beard, long hair, sandals, and all the love one another bullshit.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by domepikachu on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:52pm.
you said weenis. I love that word. I call my cat Linus Weenis when he pisses me off.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:50pm.
And who even has a piece of that cake after someone drools and licks on it.
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We are still talking about the cake, right?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:38pm.
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Under my bed. I found Jesus down there.
is he an interesting fellow like Stewie Griffin says he is?
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Absolutely. He is flamboyantly gay. That's why he never touched Mary Magdalene. Now that I think about it, he traveled around with twelve dudes and only one hooker, it makes a lot of sense.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
What, no balls?
I feel ya pal..... I feel ya.
Why don't humans lick themselves?
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grrr
I WAS ROBBED
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:47pm.
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DeeDee made me say it.
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Wha? Wasn't me. It's was my alter ego, Stuttybuddy.
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Dirty Harry
I'm not anti sex, mind you.
I just think it should be done in the dark with a sheet with a hole in it between the two parties.
I've never actually seen Pudge's penis.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:38pm.
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Under my bed. I found Jesus down there.
is he an interesting fellow like Stewie Griffin says he is?
on topic,yeah, it's gross. that's why I like it.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
watching her bite off the poor cake dude's weenis and eat it? owie.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:38pm.
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Under my bed. I found Jesus down there.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
What is really disgusting about this picture is the fact that this skank has the same birfday as I do!! Damn her!
Ew. And fucking ew.
There is no part of this that is okay. And who even has a piece of that cake after someone drools and licks on it? I wouldn't even touch the edge of it.
I'm on TEAM PRUDE! with Mrs. K.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:47pm.
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DeeDee made me say it.
I think it's funny as hell, but you know me, I'm a delicate shrinking flower of womanhood.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:46pm.
we are not amused
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:40pm.
OK, here's the deal:
I am a prude and I disapprove. So sue me.
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But what if we replaced the buttercream frosting with whipped frosting?
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Hhahaahaha! And if you discreetly spit it out and not swallow, then is it ok Mrs. K?
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Dirty Harry
The words written across the chest says "Girl, Cumm & Get It"............hahahahahaha.
eewww!! just EEWWWW!!!
GROSS!! I am offended. *sits in prude corner with Mrs K.*
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:40pm.
OK, here's the deal:
I am a prude and I disapprove. So sue me.
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But what if we replaced the buttercream frosting with whipped frosting?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:40pm.
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LOL, true. How many STD's do you think got transmitted that night?
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
I am horrified.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:34pm.
What the frickety-frack does that cake say?
Looks like Happy Birthday Kaio Girl, Cumm & Get It.
There are an awful lot of guys in the 2nd pic.
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She's flat and that's that!
MK!!!!!!!
Is "Crunk and Disorderly" YOUR blog, too????!? It's got your signature style all over it: "Say Something Nice" "Fuckery" "side-eye" and "NeNe" -- and that was only in the first two pages!
Well? Is it yours, MK doll? any fellow dlisters know?
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:39pm.
If I was a guest at that party, I'd be PISSED! Who'd eat that shit after old girl had her mouth all over it?! You know she got drool all over that shit - gross.
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Something tells me that drool is the least of this group's worries.
OK, here's the deal:
I am a prude and I disapprove. So sue me.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
It would have been funny if the table had a hole in it, and some guy had stuck his penis through the hole .....well, it would have been funny until she took the first bite.
If I was a guest at that party, I'd be PISSED! Who'd eat that shit after old girl had her mouth all over it?! You know she got drool all over that shit - gross.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
Frito, where you been hiding.
FYI the cock started out black until she sucked the frosting off it.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
My sister bought me a penis cake for my girl's night out before my wedding. The unit wasn't made out of cake, but it wasn't a dildo either. I just pulled it off and threw it down the garbage disposal. Yup, the disposal broke and Mr. Flatsy refused to call a plumber.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by october on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:29pm.
I now know how to spice up things after christmas dinner....
LOL!!! Jesus!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:09pm.
Talk about having your cake and eating it too.
Bah - DUM! Good one!
What the frickety-frack does that cake say?
It's a bachelorette party thing.
My sister-in-law's maid of honor ordered her a cock-cake for her bach. party. I went with her to get it at this cool bakery called "Eat Me", (I kid you not!).
But getting back to the pictures. That is really not a cake for mixed company, unless it's a food-fetish orgy.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Wow, just wow. A porn cake. That is so wrong to do that to a pastry.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I'd do it! not sure about the picture taking, however. maybe break the cameras first.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:19pm.
I know just what to get Stutty after her Caption This honors.
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I can hear you, you know.
This is the only time that you wouldn't hear me lying about having TMJ and that I couldn't possibly fit that in my mouth.
I now know how to spice up things after christmas dinner....
Um, they really should have gotten her a man cake with a big ass tongue! It's her damn birfday, SHE should be the one enjoying it!!! lol
Rich and famous people suck.
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Tell me that's not Bobbi Kristina.
They shoulda used Hostess Sno-balls for the nalgas...that cakeboy is all meat and no potatos, if you catch my drift.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Wonder why they didn't make it a CHOCOLATE cake? So many questions... does she dig white boys?... is she allergic to chocolate?... did the bakery have a "whites only" policy?
this is so fking hillarious....it might be ghetto as fuck but who wouldnt have a good ass time at a birthday party that has a cake like that!
lolol thats golddddddd
Hahahaha, hilarious!!!
I know just what to get Stutty after her Caption This honors.
Wonder what flavor that part of the cake was?
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Submitted by Athina on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:16pm.
Shit YEAH! I lived on that shit at school.
Fucking delicious!!!
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"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.