The Birthday Cake Of My Dreams

Crunk + Disorderly, one of my favorite blogs in the history of the internets, posted these amazing pictures of what's going to be my next birthday cake. I can't wait to take these pictures down to my local Food Emporium's bakery department to request that they recreate this masterpiece. I want double frosting, though.

The NSFWish pictures are after the jump. The chick holding the birthday girl's hair is a true friend. Only real friends will hold back your hair while you're sucking on cake dick. JUMP!!!

Posted by: Michael K

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Deliciousness

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:17pm.

mitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:08pm.

Her momma must be so proud!
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Sure thing! She's the one who's holding her daughter's hair!

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And, bought the cake. Granny probably took the picture.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:17pm.

I wonder if that bakery can make one of those for dudes and the filling down there would be tapioca pudding, inside the crotch slit

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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:16pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:08pm.

Her momma must be so proud!
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Sure thing! She's the one who's holding her daughter's hair!

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Submitted by Athina on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:16pm.

As gross as those pics are, I can still eat cheap, yellow sheet cake with buttercream frosting until my head explodes.

Submitted by suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:15pm.

*declines slice*

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

Submitted by wolfyMan on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:15pm.

AMAZING CAKE!

You'll love my blog:

http://MuchBetterThanWorking.blogspot.com

Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:15pm.

MK go to Masturbakers, they'll make you anything you want my dear, you should know that, you're in NYC also. Make sure they make the jizz out of buttercream though and not the cream cheese frosting.

Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:15pm.

Ew thats nasty. If you're going to be a trashy ho DON'T TAKE PICTURES. I'm a KLASSY whore like that.

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:13pm.

I bet Fudgy the Whale never got this attention.

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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:13pm.

That's pure class, right there.

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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:13pm.

i won't look until i get home...although i really have no shame opening up stuff at work...ha!
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Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:12pm.

i see this evryday at chuckecheese

Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:10pm.

I'm glad it's not like that sausage pizza MK posted a while back.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:10pm.

Hahahahahahaha

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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:10pm.

RUDE!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:09pm.

Talk about having your cake and eating it too.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:09pm.

Hmmmm this is one time that I wouldn't be whining for the corner piece.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:08pm.

Her momma must be so proud!

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Submitted by sugamama5000 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:08pm.

This site and C&D are the only ones I comment on.

Submitted by Wyle E on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:07pm.

Omg!
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"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.

Submitted by Dizzy Lizzy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:07pm.

gawddammm!!!