Wonky Wants To Play Tinkerbell
Disney is known for producing whores, but maybe that's become too much work for them, so they've decided to hire already established whores instead. Page Six says that Wonky McValtrex is lobbying to play the title role in the live-action version of Tinkerbell. And by "lobbying" I mean sucking as many dicks as possible to get the role. Even the night janitors at Disneyland!
Some source said that Disney is actually considering it. "Paris has worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president. Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential."
If they want Walt Disney to rise from the dead to shut down the company for eternity, then they should cast Wonky. Although, I think it's more appropriate if they cast this skank in the pee pee porn version called TINKLEbell.
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she looks so much like Aubrey O'Day there.
Oh, please. The "source" saying that Disney is actually considering it has a wonk eye and smells like herpes.
I'd rather pay to see this ho's dog Tinkerbell play the role than this ugly slut idiot. This girl could do so much good with her free time and money, instead she has to whore herself to be in the Hollywood game, unbelievable waste of money and life.
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
That would be so funny - a tinkerbell flying around without panties, accidentally caught, cameras rolling, on her knees in a broom closet with capt. hook - even better, disney's doing a remake of snow white, snow white skips her way home only to find the front door slightly open ... she hears noises ... zomg, all of the dwarves are home in the middle of the day ... and on her knees ... it's tinkerbell!
Paris is the worst and fugliest drag queen ever...
I don't think those are scars from purging. They are pretty far down on her hands. She is just a Neanderthal - her knuckles scrape the ground when she walks.
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Notice the scabs on her knuckles from the bulimia?
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Just what kids wanna see, a 6 foot fairy with clown feet and wonky eye, scratching her crotch.
more like DINGLEbell.
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This diseased trash bag has the roughest hands EVAH!
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 6:46am
Sorry- Didn't read your comment. Definitely had the same exact thought.
A lot of the kids I work with who have bulemia have the same scab on their knuckles from jamming their hands down their throats.
And the knuckles of a bulimic...
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I don't think so. Tink is Pure and getting Paris to play Tinker would ruin her image! I think the girl from Harry Potter should.
Does this mean that the little valtrex bottles will now come with little mouseketeer ears? Or are the Disneys executives have all the sets up each of their arses....
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Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:51am.
She has the hands of an 80 year old
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and the body of a 12 year old boy. with diseases.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
She has the hands of an 80 year old
All I can figure is She must pay them to be in movies.
Doesn't syphilis cause mental deterioration leading to 'happiness'?
So if you have syphilis, and you know it clap your hands!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Tinkerbell was a tranny hooker? She's perfect then.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
oh PLEASE. All Disney has to do is look at her track record, and see how she is Box Office Poison. Remember "Repo: The Genetic Opera"? In and out of theaters in a week.
I don't understand why anyone would continue to hire her for anything. She is so 2002, and has a horrible reputation.
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son do you know what I was stopping you for? well, you was doing 55 in the 54....
- Jay-Z "99 Problems"
BTW those nails are 6th grade FUG!!
first lindsay lohan wanting to land the role of alice in that alice in wonderland movie disney is doing, and now this bitch wants the role of tinkerbell? these skanks are delusional no question about it.
Okay, promise me... NOBODY CLAP!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Slightly off topic (Disney related)- Ive been shopping online for Xmas presents on Toys r us and Ive noticed a REALLY disturbing trend. I was searching gifts for girls the age of 8-10 and all throughout the results there were lamps and blankets
with pictures of the Jonas Bros and Zac Efron.
It somewhat disturbs me that there are people out there that think its ok for their 8 year olds to sleep on the images of 20 year old men!
Tiger - the same parents who allowed their kids to attend Britney's dance classes will be front row at this event.
i prefer this diseased skank living the quiet life...and btw, which ever madden she was banging is officially contaminated...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I tink 'er smell
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
No,that would be stupid!Almost as bad as when they had Michael Jackson's Captain EO playing at their theme parks.Are they trying to scare kids or what?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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FUCKERRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
According to Peter Pan, fairies are so small that they can only have one thought at one time so at least she won't have to act.
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Benji Madden is one lucky guy!
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Madonna called, and wants her hands back.
Maybe she thinks she will be auditioning for something called "Tinkers With Balls". We all know she's somewhat proficient at that.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
What the frick kind of manicure is that? And the decrepit hands? I suppose glittery nail polish is the least of my issues w/her....
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
Look at that hand! *shivers* God, she's such an ugly skank!
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If this isn't bullshit, then Disney HQ needs a direct hit by a nuclear warhead.
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My wife won't get home till a quarter to four, can you give me a ride to the liquor store?
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I cannot (will not) believe actual parents would allow their childrens' eyes to be infected with this skeezer's Skanker sores...Staring at this dumb whore too long will give you the eye herp. Trust.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Vanz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:38pm.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:36pm.
Oh god...It's the beginning of the end.
I was starting to think this twat, Shitney, Chestica, Hohan, and all the other skank hobags were finally going to disappear. Now, Shitney is back with a vengeance, this ho wants to fuck up a perfectly cute character, and the other sluts don't seem to want to go the fuck away. AGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
It's one of the signs from the book of Revelations
"The unleashing of the whore"
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Yes. The Four Whores of the Apocalypse.
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That must be her puking hand, nice scars Twinkerbell.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:45pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:44pm.
Maybe I will. Does Payless make ruby slippers in size 11 wide?
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When Disney was making the cartoon Tinkerbell movie that just came out, Brittany Murphy was the voice of Tinkerbell in an early version. She'd be even better in a live action one.
The reason Disney didn't use the early version was because there was too much "lesbian innuendo and fart jokes". They decided to start over.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:44pm.
Just click your ruby slippers to make it go away.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:39pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:21pm.
one of us lucky bitches gets to meet MK!
Maybe. What if it turned out to be all levers and steam like in the Wizard of Oz?
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*covering ears* LA LA LA LA LA What did you say? I'm kinda hard of hearing? Did you say MK is the bestest?
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:21pm.
one of us lucky bitches gets to meet MK!
Maybe. What if it turned out to be all levers and steam like in the Wizard of Oz?
I call bullshit. Anything with the name "Paris Hilton" cannot and will not be taken seriously by the public. Even my ten year old knows she's a motherfucking skank, whore, cunt...her words, not mine.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:56pm.
Why can't a highly trained sniper do the right thing and take this skeezin' skank out? Are there no snipers with a conscience left in the world?
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Yeah, why not?
Also, this must be some made up sh*t. Everyone knows this f*cker has no work ethic - well, not a good one anyway - and would Disney really consider employing someone like that?
Those little skanks they manufacture at least work really hard before they hit it big and move to Chateau Mormant to drug/party all day and night. At which point, they lose their jobs 'cause Disney does not put up with that. So it's highly unlikely they'd hire someone who started working on her 'acting' after she became famous for drugging and partying.
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