Wonky Wants To Play Tinkerbell
Disney is known for producing whores, but maybe that's become too much work for them, so they've decided to hire already established whores instead. Page Six says that Wonky McValtrex is lobbying to play the title role in the live-action version of Tinkerbell. And by "lobbying" I mean sucking as many dicks as possible to get the role. Even the night janitors at Disneyland!
Some source said that Disney is actually considering it. "Paris has worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president. Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential."
If they want Walt Disney to rise from the dead to shut down the company for eternity, then they should cast Wonky. Although, I think it's more appropriate if they cast this skank in the pee pee porn version called TINKLEbell.
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Damn her hands are ginormous!
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Mrs K.,
Tina was a pussy-cat compared to Oona from Legend.
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I could spend all day sniffing that bitch's crotch.
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I WAS ROBBED!!!
@BJ J- Huh?
i just bot the tinkerbell carttoon and tinker is a tool fairry that meens she uses tools thats wy thay call her tinker so the only lady who cood play her is a lady who likes tool sheds
Tink was a TOTAL bitch...but i still don't think they will pick Paris. They'll find some unknown actress who has cute little round tinkerbell cheeks....not this diseased and emaciated turd burger.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Actually she should try out for Cptn Hook with that hooked node of hers.
Whore.
I will never look at anything Disney again if they even consider her for anything they touch. EW.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Settle ladies...I am sure she meant Tinkerbell the Chihuahua.
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Actually Tink was quite a bitch. She was very jealous of Peter and was awful to Wendy. I think Paris could pull that off, don't you?
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:45pm.
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Boycott Disney!
Besides, Tinkerbell is supposed to be this delicate creature, not this hideous bird girl with crabs, STDs and HUGE FUCKING FEET AND HANDS!
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I thought "Tinkerbell" was refering to her dog and thought "well that fits, she is one."
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
I wasn't aware Disney was now producing porn.
OMFG!
She wants to be Tinkerbell??????
That's it, no more Disney for me.
Fuck them.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
are there NO real actresses auditioning in hollywood? why are crappy fake "celebs" like paris being considered for movie roles? disney?? her reputation isnt exactly what i would i consider "family friendly".
This could work if Disney decides to make Tinkerbell a herpes infested whore.
I swear to god if I see ANYONE on the streets of Seattle wearing one of those heinous headbands she will get a beat down like none other, I will do boot moves on her ass like nobody has ever seen.
NIMBY!!!!
JUST SAY NO TO HEADBANDS.
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No, No, No, NO. Fuck Paris Hilton. Someone needs to stop Disney from taking that last step to being complete shit. If they do I guess I can treasure my Mulan and Peter Pan dvds.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
That is SO Pat Benatar.
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Those fucking headbands make me wanna use them w/a ballgag and choke the shit outta these whores.