Knut 4 Sale
When Knut was born, his skank mother rejected him, because she's a dumb whore. He was raised by his zookeeper, Thomas Dörflein, and quickly became an international superstar. Knut was on the cover of Vanity Fair, had toys made after him and was the subject of several books and DVDs. Because of his fame, the Berlin Zoo's attendance increased by 30%. Knut had it all.
Then he got older and had to bid farewell to his mommy Thomas. Thomas later died of a heart attack in his apartment.
And if that's not bad enough, the Berlin Zoo has put Knut up for sale because they simply can't afford to keep him. They say that Knut wants coochie and it would take $13 million to find him a female polar bear and build a home where they can do it in.
One of the head zookeepers said, "It's time for him to go - the sooner he gets a new home the better. Anything else would be financially irresponsible."
Er. Wasn't it financially irresponsible of the zoo not to use Knut's money properly? He made that joint millions! Now they are just putting him out, because he's no longer young and cuddly anymore.
Poor Knut. We know how this is going to play out. He's going to go off and get some floozy knocked up. Then he will turn to crack when the pressures of fatherhood becomes too much. Knut will whore around for a few years and maybe star in a couple of reality shows like Knut of Love. Then when it's all become too much Dr. Drew will take Knut in and clean him up on "Celebrity Rehab." Your typical child star story. Save Knut!
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Submitted by pompom on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:35pm.
I want him!
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OK, but the Germans said they ain't building a house for you two.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
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Aw. That's fucked up.
I want him!
Damn that pic makes me want to go swimming!
They fucked that poor bear over.
From what I read there are plenty of zoos interested in taking him, thankfully.
'Knut of Love'. LMFAO! MK, you are just too funny!
Just let him mate with Jennifer Aniston. They both want babies someday, she can afford him, and he won't sell any of her 'secrets' to the tabloids. It's perfect.
Rich and famous people suck.
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"Typical child star story."
OMG MK! LMAO!
Poor Knut.
So cute.
Hey maybe the SF zoo will buy up his horney ass!?!?
Poor little polar bear. That zoo is common. That is the lowest down most common behavior ever.
That skank zookeeper sounds like those parents in Nebraska that drop off their unwanted teenagers.
"It's time for him to go - the sooner he gets a new home the better. Anything else would be financially irresponsible."
That zoo is not Christian--they are dark-sided!!!
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Aw that sucks
Maybe Angelina can get on this case. She's in the area, right?
"They say that Knut wants coochie and it would take $13 million to find him a female polar bear".
Finally, someone else besides Sheeps that would have to spend $13 million to find coochie.
They also wanted rid of him because he loved human attention too much and they, for some time, had banned Thomas from having any contact with him. The Germans really turned on Knute. Typical. Users.
Knut looks sorta dirty wet.....hmmmmm?
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pooooor knut. i will slap their asses. boycott germany! just because they're in a recession doesn't mean they can't support this superstar!
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"Knut of Love." God, I love you MK!
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"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."