Thursday, December 4th 2008

Dita 3.0

Before Marilyn Manson met his new piece, she was probably a sunny blonde who worked at Hot Dog on a Stick and shopped at Wet Seal. Then Marilyn got his pasty hands on her, took her down to his dungeon and transformed her into the next Dita Von Teese. He's a regular fucking Dr. Frankenstein. Dr. Fugenstein is more like it.

At least Marilyn will save money at the cosmetics counter, because they obviously share the same lipstick. And I really don't want to know how his got smeared.

Here's Marilyn and his newest creation in Miami last night.

Posted by: Michael K


Mr. Manson must be hung like an army mule. Why else would hot, young twenty-somthings throw themselves at his skinny, pasty-faced ass?!

babybunny's picture

he must get impressionalbe teenage girls now...no grown woman wants that...yech! Even the edgy women...no thanks...I don't want to anyone using my lipstick and foundation...much less my man. That being said...no one will ever come close the the diva Dita...loved her, and glad she woke up to the slime that is MM. I hope this young 'un wakes up soon too.

Madam Yummi's picture

Who is she. She looks familar

Genevieve's picture

Does this guy ever take a break from being in a relationship?!?!? It's called alone time Manson! Check it out!
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jammer's picture

i wonder if these assholes are there for art basel. marilyn manson paints, doesn't he? probably nothing good...yes, if i recall, he's a watercolorist. he's a total fucking granny!
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

TITS's picture

Sooo has there been a banning? Looks like bustaball is gone and so is his post.

If anyone's interested in seeing it, I did save a copy. Debfrmhell might have it too.

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ewww, she can bend her arm the wrong way. She's a zombie.

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Cycle's picture

I can't look at his bloated face for too long before I start feeling sick. His skin has this.. freshly-sunburned-albino-pink tinge to it.
And the way he's leading her around by her arm with it twisted like that disturbs me!

KD's picture

What the H3LL is wrong with that chics arm?? Is in on backwards? that does NOT look natural.

Sexy girl's picture

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

ChubbyWubby's picture

This guy obviously hasn't gotten over Dita. He morphs each of his child dates into Dita look-a-likes. How creepy!!

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lizzieb's picture

Is it me or does he have a type?

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cultmovieheathers's picture

Did this child have a fucking stroke,or something?Because her pupils are fucking BLOWN!!!!!

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chefcammi's picture

@r5bales
i think rose was when MM first became popular, bt Dita's style set the precedence for what MM wanted- hence all the look-unlikes after her.

VOTE FOR MY WORST FASHION MOMENT!
It's as easy as clicking the link& clicking"Bomb It" http://www.pronto.com/87060-WM?successMsg=true
VOTE NOW & EVERYDAY!!!

This guy is so completely repulsive, I don't know how he even gets any women to talk to him.

Those girls must be fame whores that they are willing to walk around with a corpse. My mind cannot go any farther than walking...we're talking lights off, eyes tightly shut.

r5bales's picture

d. went back to look at Rose... Oh my gosh, she was also brainwashed by him. re: the dress. EEWW.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Green Is Good's picture

Morning Sluts!

Oh, please. Marilyn rented this girl for the night.

Yeah, Manson and Rose McGowan dated for three years. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_McGowan#Personal_life

I still remember that dress that Rose wore to the MTV Music Video Awards with Manson...that took balls.

r5bales's picture

I read some of the comments in Bastardly, They say Rose McGowan preceeded Dita? Is that right? She doesn't fit the MM profile.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I wonder what happens on their first meeting?!

"You're really nice, shame your hair isn't black and you're not wearing any white foundation or red lipstick. Here, I've got supplies" (Girl, uh huh, like that was a suprise) Seriously I wouldnt dye my hair for ANY guy. Or change anything about me. Unless I wanted to of course. No wonder they don't last long, he obviously doesn't date them for who they are, rather the fantasy he can mould them into. I wonder if he even remembers they have names?

And forget all that, what is she doing with her hand and arm??! how is it bend to hold his like that lolz?! she must be a contortionist.

foosrock's picture

What does that make the girls who're more than willing to be with "ugly" guys like this? Hmmm?

Marilyn ROCKS!

sexy's picture

She's a doll! Get away from the dark side fast. Eww Mary Man is so oooooglay.

DebFrmHell's picture

TITS,
That whole post should go straight to MK for the morning...

Edited to add:
I sent it in around 3 am EST...

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol

Kimber's picture

MK called it!!! St. Angelina is now in the bible!

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=97537385

sonne's picture

They're getting younger every time....he's just so gross.

TITS's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:40am.

Busta,
There is no part of me that does NOT want to call that number...
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OOOooooOOOh I didn't see the number.

Called it - does not accept private calls and there is NO way i'm showing my phone number. drat.

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DebFrmHell's picture

Oh, on topic...
Is that goth chickie even legal??????

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol

DebFrmHell's picture

Busta,
There is no part of me that does NOT want to call that number...

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol

Courtney Love's picture

a gay prostitute that won't give head or take it up the ass? Like.. what is he there for?

Roger Friedman... nice jewish guy indeed...

"If only I'd thought of the right words, I could've held onto your heart... If only I'd though of the right words, I wouldn't be breaking apart... all my pictures of you." - The Cure

miette010's picture

Looks more like "Dita 3:02" to me....just sayin'

TITS's picture

BUSTA!!! Yowsa. Where did you get that?

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Snowblood's picture

Bustaball, is that REAL?? If so, what delicious, juicy gossip this is!! Excellent find, sir, eeexxxxcellent.* Mr Burns tips fingers together, tilts head* Titillating stuff, this. Foxy News, indeed...

Frybread's picture

A lot of guys like Manson and Pete Wentz (weird looking or just plain uglY) have really benefited from the whole goth and emo fashion movements. I mean, without the makeup, they're just a couple of ugly, ugly douchebags.

Snowblood's picture

GAH! Nevermind, I read it wrong. It's "Isani," not Inani. So, kinda like Insane, but with no "N" except at the end, and switch the "e" with an "i." Yeah. Well. She IS a pretty girl.Those pants are starting to bother me, though. Oh, MK, WHEN are you gonna refresh DListed? Damn! He's probably out getting drunk tonight, we're all shit out of luck.

Snowblood's picture

Thanks, Sugartits, for that link to her stats, that was interesting - so, her name's Inani? As in, Inane, but switch the "e" with an "i?" How - interesting.

Team Valtrex's picture

If her waistband gets any higher she'll have to unzip HER fly to suck off the has beens.

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Betchtastic's picture

Fuckin twisted. He's probably so drunk all the time he thinks it's always the same chick.
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Team Valtrex's picture

She looks nothing like Dita, she has pigment.

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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

PSL...Isnt everyone feeling the pinch?It sucks!
Where the HELL is James Haven, Thorny...
Hey to all of you I left out, Socky, TITS, Snow, Deb, Tiger, Mike, Jiggly, Frito, Drama, Cammi, Im sorry to miss anyone.
Need to get kiddo to bed...Keep it rollin whores!
xoxoxox
BB

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NeNe~

parissucksliterally's picture

Hey Balenciaga! If you don't count being broke, I am doing wonderful!

This girl is in for a wild and scary ride with Marilyn.

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TITS's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:37pm.

I wonder if Dita is extremely flattered, or scared.
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it's fucking creepy. I've had a bf who only liked one 'type' before.

brr.

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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

Hey, PSL... Hope all is well! Getting kiddo ready for bed.

***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~

parissucksliterally's picture

I wonder if Dita is extremely flattered, or scared.

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Cara's picture

I like Marilyn. Sure, he's a douchebag, but he's smart and I like smart. *hides*

Balenciaga Bitch's picture

Where is MK??? I need a refresh! WAKE up, MK!!

***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~

Sugartits's picture

She's 24. Here's her stats:

http://www.modelmayhem.com/128233

Her myspace is already set to private, but here goes:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendI...

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TITS's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYJK_kRiOUQ&eurl=http://blogs.trb.com/ent...

Farewell video to the puppy cam.

Warning the last shot is a tearjerker.

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TITS's picture

Jiggy - 404 not found.

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jiggywiddit's picture

Sock Monkey!!!

here's a gift from my heart to yours.

A pic of MM with no shirt, displaying his six tittays.

*MWAH*

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/05/25/marilyn-manson-without-make...

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jiggywiddit's picture

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:48pm.

...*adjusting top push-up bra*...Yeah, you whores like it like that doncha?

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I know I do!!

*pant, pant*

*ass scooting over to ya like Toby*

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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)