Thursday, December 4th 2008

Dita 3.0

Before Marilyn Manson met his new piece, she was probably a sunny blonde who worked at Hot Dog on a Stick and shopped at Wet Seal. Then Marilyn got his pasty hands on her, took her down to his dungeon and transformed her into the next Dita Von Teese. He's a regular fucking Dr. Frankenstein. Dr. Fugenstein is more like it.

At least Marilyn will save money at the cosmetics counter, because they obviously share the same lipstick. And I really don't want to know how his got smeared.

Here's Marilyn and his newest creation in Miami last night.

Posted by: Michael K


letinstar's picture

mm is not a sexy vamp/ghoul, i don't care how big is dick is...apparently only the barely legals can stand to be next to his pancaked face...and for gawd's sake, is that a cold sore covered in blood red lipstick in the main picture...*shudders*
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rotten_egg's picture

If I thought Rachel Evan Woods was a "Dollar Store" version of Ditta, this chick is even worse because she looks even worse than a bootleg version of Rachel. She's a complete downgrade, but this dumb dude has a completely stupid brain.

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Sock-Monkey's picture

Holy Fuck! Not even James Haven would touch MM's face. And the shade of lipstick...is all kinds of wrong!

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chefcammi's picture

Yeah, the gothy look is almost phased out now (isnt it?) maybe he should try to invent another fashion style- other than icky 30-something goth-trash..

i got nothing...lol...

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Oh and I did read somewhere (yonks ago) that he hs a big schlong. Maybe Jenna Jameson said it, I'm not completely sure, so don't quote me on it lol. Apparently Mr Marilyn was one of ONLY three men who put is long schlong into Ms Jameson's poop-shute. Oh what a lovely image that is...PUKE!
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I remember an episode of E! True Hollywood Story about Jenna Jameson (don't judge, I was waiting for The Soup) where Jenna said Marilyn Manson liked the inside of his arms nibbled. *having a Flasty useless bit of info. moment*

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Miaspeople's picture

I live in Canton, OH (where MM is from). My hubby went to school with MM and was friends with one of his ex-girlfriends. Don't know if it's true, but she told my hubby that she caught "something" from him....and it was a "something" that doesn't go away with a shot. Ick.

crazyinjapan's picture

Marilyn Manson without makeup looks like a child molester. Maybe that's why he keeps going for younger and younger girls. He's eventually aiming for an inky-headed toddler in a black dress. Suri Cruise?

Christmas sex! Christmas sex! Santa hat on your head! Let's get kinky and pretend that you're Santa Claus in bed! Hey!

dramaqueen365247's picture

Jesus H. Christ! What is wrong with these women? Do they have such low self esteem that they'll eagerly become someone else to be this asshole douche bag's SO? Sick & sad.
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TITS's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:52pm.

There's a reply button? Fuck me! MK - fix it! Save me so much trubble, motherfucker!
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yeah and all that scrolling too!!! my finger is starting to hurt. I just checked this site on IE and the reply button isn't showing. It sometimes appears when I do a copy paste - that's the only time i've seen it. I thought it was being blocked by adblocker. hmm

and bring back the motherfucking 'new comments' count.

mutha fucka

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Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:40pm.
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Oh you mean the smeared lipstick and the whole holy (typo keeping it) fishnets thing going on? yeah, I'm that kind of whore.
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Ok, if you re-applied said smeared lipstick and slept in your 'holy' fishnets without changing them before going out the next night, then I totally forgive you for ignoring us DListed whores because you were truly doing 'whore things'...HOWEVER, if there were such things as...oh, I don't know...a shower, change of clothes and brushing of the teeth involved???? TOTAL POSER!
I wonder how often Brian bathes???? I mean, it's nast enough when a hot guy doesn't bathe, but when a fug guy doesn't? NAST!

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Poppus's picture

He's such a pig.

Oceannia420's picture

What a sick fuck !!! TRUELY!!

Bondagebarbie's picture

She is very pretty but looks so young!She must be 19 or 20.Manson needs to get someone more his age and tone down or change his look,this one is tired.I have also heard he has a huge peen and is a good lay.He sure gets hot women so there must be something true to this.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:48pm.

TIGERLILLY--a pic of a bare-chested MM with 6 tittays also appeared, and it made me think of Tiger breasteses

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Aw, HELL NO! My six tiger tits is HWAT...and real...Ok, I had the top two enhanced, but you whores know you can't look away...*adjusting top push-up bra*...Yeah, you whores like it like that doncha?

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angel_i's picture

And THE WINNER for the worst is SO Goldie Hawn. She's FUG, dudes.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:40pm.
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Oh you mean the smeared lipstick and the whole holy (typo keeping it) fishnets thing going on? yeah, I'm that kind of whore.
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angel_i's picture

LOL! @ that link from TITS:

Britney looks the same with and without makeup! LOL! They forgot to mention that she took that pic when she'd fired all her stylists. LOL!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:29pm.

http://a.abcnews.com/Entertainment/popup?id=4577150&contentIndex=1&page=...

BLESS YOU! I feel instantly better about myself.

CourtCox and Kelly Osborne--def better without makeup.

Kimora and Renee skeered me blind. hideous!! Suddenly MM was looking good.

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Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:57pm.
@Tigerlilly:

Maggie should be so lucky;p
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Burrrrrrr...That was straight up cold, but like my booze, I enjoy my snark that way...*cheers*...

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angel_i's picture

@Tigerlilly:

Maggie should be so lucky;p

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jiggywiddit's picture

@ mike--

Okey dokey, mike, here's your evil nerd with six tits. Bada boom, bada bing.

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/05/25/marilyn-manson-without-make...

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Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:29pm.

http://a.abcnews.com/Entertainment/popup?id=4577150&contentIndex=1&page=...

the icky man without makeup and apparently a chin.
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Without the make up and chin implant, doesn't he look like Maggie Gyllenhaal????

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angel_i's picture

There's a reply button? Fuck me! MK - fix it! Save me so much trubble, motherfucker!

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Snowblood's picture

Oh, so it's just the ol' copy/paste? I thought there was a secret trick I just had to be initiated into or something. Thanks so much for telling me, you guys! No, I'm not reading DListed on an iPhone right now, I'm at home, but I do read it on my Blackberry when I'm out and about, like standing in line somewhere bored, or stuck in rush hour traffic. DListed on the cellphone. I'm a Dlisted junkie, yes, and so what of it? I check the updates all day, too. It's a sickness, but a good sickness I think.

jiggywiddit's picture

Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:42pm.

Because I am completely masochistic, I googled him (you dumb fuck)--you know what that means, right? not personal--without makeup and a pic of little Bryan with his parents appeared.

They looked like Main Street, Ohio. What did his parents DO to him that he ended up out-creeping even Alice Cooper and Ozzie?

TIGERLILLY--a pic of a bare-chested MM with 6 tittays also appeared, and it made me think of Tiger breasteses.

I almost chose one for my avie, but could not do that to me DL friends. It was simply too much...even for me.

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mike's picture

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:43pm.

As I did with the following, so you sickos could heave at pics of MM sans maquillage. Hideous!!

He just looks like a nerd. Kinda Napoleon Dynamite-ish.

jiggywiddit's picture

Snowblood--cut and paste.

As I did with the following, so you sickos could heave at pics of MM sans maquillage. Hideous!!

And Dita is effing hot!! I just do not understand it.

Tigerlilly--Jagger???? I would have cut you more slack if you had said Tom Petty. I could cry.

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/05/25/marilyn-manson-without-make...

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TITS's picture

Submitted by Snowblood on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:34pm.

Um - can somebody please teach me how to quote other people's posts here in the comment box, it's a Dlistin' skill I've yet to figure out. How do I quote people's comments so it says "Submitted By yadayadayada"
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highlight the text, control c, go to comment box control v.

there is a reply button by adblocker blocks it for me for some inane reason.

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z-listed's picture

Haven't these girls figured out yet that underneath this costume he is just a nerdy guy name Brian Warner? Most goths are just nerds in make-up, Saturday Night Live knew the truth!!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:29pm.

http://a.abcnews.com/Entertainment/popup?id=4577150&contentIndex=1&page=...

the icky man without makeup and apparently a chin.

my personal ugly crush - tommy lee jones.
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I like Tommy too.

And Steve Tyler.

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mike's picture

Submitted by Snowblood on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:34pm.

Um - can somebody please teach me how to quote other people's posts here in the comment box, it's a Dlistin' skill I've yet to figure out. How do I quote people's comments so it says "Submitted By yadayadayada"

Simple: copy/paste.

Lord help you if you're viewing via an iPhone.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Snowblood on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:34pm.

Um - can somebody please teach me how to quote other people's posts here in the comment box, it's a Dlistin' skill I've yet to figure out. How do I quote people's comments so it says "Submitted By yadayadayada"

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Block, copy, paste:)

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Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:43pm.
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This whore is good. Sorry it took so long to post, I was off doing whore things.

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Glad you down with the whore cause... I support that cause myself...We all need to do our whore things, especially during the holiday season...
Speaking of whores, Manson's new piece, whilst purty in a junkie kinda way, me thinks is a down on her luck whore...you know, one where the agency was about to boot her out on the street, so she did some stripping on the side, and either Marilyn was her last trick before she became a street whore or her biggest tipper in the "private rooms" of the strip club that employed her...

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patty cake's picture

and yep she is high as a kite... eyeballs dont lie

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patty cake's picture

He's like Rod Stewart and Trump they just dump them and get a younger look a like... so freaky. All those goth glam teen girls look alike... and then when they get a rich guy they just do it high end with more expensive makeup and lingerie

xoxox

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Snowblood's picture

Um - can somebody please teach me how to quote other people's posts here in the comment box, it's a Dlistin' skill I've yet to figure out. How do I quote people's comments so it says "Submitted By yadayadayada"

Bitingontinfoil's picture

Lookee! A goth TomKat!

BTW: Tommy Lee Jones is HAWT! (in that craggy tough guy way!)

My ugly crush is Jeff Goldblum...mmmmm...geeky!

Ms. Caligula's picture

She looks like a Stepford Goth. It's just the whole look on her face; it's like there's nothing there.

TITS's picture

http://a.abcnews.com/Entertainment/popup?id=4577150&contentIndex=1&page=...

the icky man without makeup and apparently a chin.

my personal ugly crush - tommy lee jones. and he ain't ugly, it's just that most other women think he is and you're all wrong! WRONG do you hear me!!! WRONG!!!

*pant pant*

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Snowblood's picture

Who's the Jersey Guido in the background? He's looking straight at the camera, like the shot was meant for him. A bodyguard, maybe?

luckycharms's picture

The old saying, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder", they're not kidding. I'm not a Manson fan, but can attest to this phenomenon. I am an extremely attractive woman and could always have my pick of conventionually hot guys. But they do nothing for me. It's always been the regular Joe who has that certain something in his eyes, talk or walk that ends up making me fall for him and all of a sudden thinking he is the best looking guy in the world. Where as a chicks normally wouldn't give him a second look. It's those eyes, that demeanor, that confidence, that is ultimately really, really sexy.

I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin

Snowblood's picture

DOOL, I agree with you, the guy's definitely a genius - a repulsive, annoying, gross genius, but still, he is one nonetheless. I still wouldn't personally get anywhere the hell near him, I don't care how much of the good shit he tried to tempt me with. No. FUCking. WAY. No way.

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Submitted by Snowblood on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:20pm.

But why is he twisting her teeny, tiny gumby arm like that, what's up with that weird hand-holding pose? It looks vaguely reminiscent of the way Tommy Girl likes to hold Katie's hand, the Control-Grip, that evil clutching Control-Grip.
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For reals. You made me look. Her hand looks like it's on backwards!

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Snowblood's picture

She looks really very pretty, albeit spun out of her mind on some seriously strong speed or coke, those eyes, good christ. But why is he twisting her teeny, tiny gumby arm like that, what's up with that weird hand-holding pose? It looks vaguely reminiscent of the way Tommy Girl likes to hold Katie's hand, the Control-Grip, that evil clutching Control-Grip.

Peh. She's with him for the drugs, money and cache, whatever cache being a Marilyn Mansonite holds these days.

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I'm back! Finally done chopping up vegetables and other such things to make a delicious crock pot chicken soup over night.

Anywho... yeah, well... I won't lie here, I think the 'rocker' appeal would get me.

But it's not enough to get me in the sack with MM, 'cause it's just not possible for someone shallow like me to get over his looks.

Someone like Iggy Pop - way, way, way, way... back - yeah, but not MM.

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hey i think manson is pretty fuckin weird too, but the man is a genius. he's got an extremely high IQ and without much musical talent he's made alot of money basically just bein a creep. props?

angel_i's picture

And that is why we have a world full of teenage boys who have replaced their fug with garish makeup and a whole lotta black leather.

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crazyinjapan's picture

Aaaaah! Aaaa! Marilyn is actually more frightening without the makeup.

Naked Chick's picture

I think that is Odette Yustman from Cloverfield with REALLY pale makeup and a jet black dye job. What do ya'll think?

Jillianne

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Submitted by Leona on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:15pm.
Does no one besides me feel the love for the hot porker in the background?

You are not alone! I find his porky visage compelling!

This whole Marilyn Manson and whatever young chick he's draining the blood out of at the moment reminds me of a song. Wanna see it? Here it go!

"Sour Girl" by Stone Temple Pilots
She turned away, what was she looking at?
She was a sour girl the day that she met me
Hey, what are you looking at?
She was a happy girl the day that she left me

What would you do?
What would you do if I follow you?
What would you do? I follow

Dont turn away, what are you looking at?
He was so happy on the day that he met her
Say, what are you looking at?
I was a superman, the looks are deceiving

The rollercoaster rides a lonely one
I pay the ransom note to stop it from steaming
Hey, what are you looking at?
She was a teenage girl when she met me

What would you do?
What would you do if I follow you?
What would you do? I follow

What would you do? ....

The girl got reasons
They all got reasons

What would you do? ....

Hey, what are you looking at?
She was a happy girl the day that she left me
The day that she left me / the day that she left me
She was a happy girl the day that she left me
The day that she left me / the day that she left me
She was a happy girl the day that she left me

This song seems apt for this situation.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"