Thursday, December 4th 2008
Dita 3.0
Before Marilyn Manson met his new piece, she was probably a sunny blonde who worked at Hot Dog on a Stick and shopped at Wet Seal. Then Marilyn got his pasty hands on her, took her down to his dungeon and transformed her into the next Dita Von Teese. He's a regular fucking Dr. Frankenstein. Dr. Fugenstein is more like it.
At least Marilyn will save money at the cosmetics counter, because they obviously share the same lipstick. And I really don't want to know how his got smeared.
Here's Marilyn and his newest creation in Miami last night.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:37pm.
JEBUS ! That bitches pupils are bigger than Wino's crackhive!!
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Yeah, and it looks like that with a bunch of camera flashes everywhere. I don't blame her, though. I'd have to be stoned out of my mind to hold hands with that pathetic freak.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Ok, I cannot with guys like this. If I see he's had a string of gf's who looked just like me - or if he tried to coerce me into looking like them, I would have to decide that he's just looking for a projection screen - not a partner.
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Frito - you have just planted an image in my head that I fear will lead me to suicide
Are we completely sure this girl is even human? She looks like a damn robot to me, and a really miserable one at that.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
JEBUS ! That bitches pupils are bigger than Wino's crackhive!!
M.E. on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:34pm
My first guess is they are all gay but what do i know.
Creepy and Money make beauty?
Exhibit A, Skeletina.
Him and Skeletina would be PERFECT for each other.
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Oh sweetie, do you not see the writing on the wall already?
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:24pm.
Fleeting fame and a free ride while it lasts.
Doesn't Marilyn Manson have tits or did I imagine that? I did hear about how he had a couple of his ribs taken out so he could suck his own dick.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by Otter Pop on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:33pm.
I'm a sucker for chicks with porcelain skin, black hair, and red lips.
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So am I, but the fact that this chick is banging Marilyn Manson just about kills all her hotness to me.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
This question also applies to Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Larry King, and oh so many ugly dudes that have pulled mass chicks.
He's such a douchebag. He must have a quite enviable bank account and a fuckload of the good stuff to make these chicks put up with his shit.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
I'm a sucker for chicks with porcelain skin, black hair, and red lips.
It doesn't take much to get a fame whore to trade sex for the possibility of becoming famous, so I will go with that, because I never saw this bargain variety of - the already bargain variety Angelina - Megan Fox up until now?
I still dunno what Evan Rachel was doing with him though. She didn't seem to need him anyway, so I'll explain her relationship with him as a moment of insanity on her part.
That said, I am off to cook some grub, yo.
Be back in a bit. Have fun, you sexay d-listed b*tches~
What kind of Gumby wrist action does she have going on there?
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:28pm.
Tigerlilly - I'm stumped too.
Anaconda shlong must be the only answer. But still. He'd have to wear 4 paper bags over his head.
Or maybe gauge my eyes out first.
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I hear ya, and I guess the money/fame/rockstar thing has it's appeal, and like I said before, this chick looks like a junkie, and those whores ain't too picky who they fuck for a fix...These are the only possible explanations, and yet, they still do not fully answer for me the question of WHY?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Fucking Classy - he's totally the male version of skinny fat.
*shudders*
Pathetic.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:28pm.
Tigerlilly - I'm stumped too.
Anaconda shlong must be the only answer. But still. He'd have to wear 4 paper bags over his head.
Or maybe gauge my eyes out first.
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That still wouldn't be enough for me. I mean, shit, I could never put up with his hideous voice and the flabby body you KNOW he's sporting.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
This look is really getting to be old-hat...
Two Drink - WORD!
"Hey, how's it going, yeah you're cute but you'd be way hotter if you made yourself look like my ex wife"
What an asshole.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Tigerlilly - I'm stumped too.
Anaconda shlong must be the only answer. But still. He'd have to wear 4 paper bags over his head.
Or maybe gauge my eyes out first.
Bitch, I hope his money's good...
How old is that poor little cunt, anyway? Manson's got serious issues.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:18pm.
Sorry I just totally repeated what Tigerlilly said, only shorter....
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The question bears repeating though...
WTF??? WHY???
Anyone? Anyone?
He must have a schlong the size of an Anaconda...
That's all I got...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ugh. They BOTH sort of resemble Katy Perry if she got 'curbed' (a la American History X)
Dollhouse Dude needs to start trailing these two.
Mix up his M.O.
He's got his "red wings" I see. *snickers*
Seriously...the guy just has a thing for black hair and red lips. For himself AND his girl.
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hSubmitted by Zappy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:18pm.
She looks like a young Lee Purcell in that movie with the Excorcist girl..Linda Blair..when she was a witch seducing all the men..
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Yes, Stranger in Our House or something like that. Michelle Lee was the mother. And Blair's character had a horse named Sundance.
Someone should tell Marilyn that rocking the teen angst goth look in your mid 30s is sad, sad, sad.
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If he is so obsessed with Dita maybe he should not have cheated on her.
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yuck, he is so gross, I don't know how anyone could fine him attractive, fug fug fug.
Sorry I just totally repeated what Tigerlilly said, only shorter....
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She looks like a young Lee Purcell in that movie with the Excorcist girl..Linda Blair..when she was a witch seducing all the men..
Jenna Jameson said he was very interesting in bed, kept wanting to bite her under her armpit.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:14pm.
Boy George Version 2.0
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Ha! Yes, at first glace I was like "Why are Boy George and Megan Fox holding hands?"
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why the hell do these twits keep going out with this douche?
Aside from being butt ass U G L Y!!!! He's a freak!
Damn, he's ridiculous and that's probably her period blood around his mouth not smearing.
What is wrong with these young women? If he picked you because you look like his ex and he dresses you up to look like her, he is OBVIOUSLY thinking of her when he's with you, sweetie.
i bet he didnt even know his lipstick was smeared..hahaha stupid celebrities...
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Ew how did he get her to twist her twiggy ass wrist like that? She must be barely legal...in order to go out with that mess you'd have to be. Wow, like, he's so cool, because he's, like, Marilyn Manson and he wears women's clothes AND, like wears red lipstick, so HAWT! Ugh, he's fuckin' FUG! And so mid-late 90s!
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She looks like one of the characters from a Tim Burton movie.
They look like they're auditioning for Queen of the Damned, Depressed, and Coked Up
Man, I used to have the biggest crush on Marilyn. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking...
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Does no one besides me feel the love for the hot porker in the background?
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Looks like MM just got done with giving some oral pleasyre.
That's what I'm sayin. He must have the best peen ever to get these girls.
Submitted by Hcrighton on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:08pm.
What the hell is up with her hand? He really did create her from old discarded body parts. He put the left arm on the wrong way.
Lol. How old is this one? 16?
wow celebs move on fast!!
He must be packing to pull the chicks he does!
She looks like a junkie version of Megan Fox in full Dita drag....HWAT!
But still, Brian is FUG, junkie or not, how does he get hot chicks???? I mean, I'm a total slut, but I couldn't go there...Well, I mean, not without cash up fromt and at least half a bottle of absinthe...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She has COKE pupils, big time. Youd have to be fucked up to be with that mess.
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