Sunday, December 7th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Aaron Carter (21)
Nicholas Hoult (19)
Emily Browning (20)
Angel Carter (21)
Jennifer Carpenter (29)
Sara Bareilles (29)
Shiri Appleby (30)
Nicole Appleton (34)
Terrell Owens (35)
Damien Rice (35)
C. Thomas Howell (42)
Jeffrey Wright (43)
Larry Bird (52)
Priscilla Barnes (53)
Tom Waits (59)
Ellen Burstyn (76)
Eli Wallach (93)

Posted by: Michael K


You haven't seen Nick Carter lately if you're thinking Aaron is the better looking brother. He's lost 65lbs, and looks INCREDIBLE. Not that he didn't before. Gorgeous man. Brother? Not so.

What's with the abstract arm hair?

phrnt phrnt

He looks so different - blue. Really.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy Birthday sluts!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Crackberry's picture

aaron carter - celebrity - ha.

shandi's picture

Aaron has turned into major NOTHING. I remember that I took my daughter to see him in concert when she was only 8 years old, so that was 6 years ago. He was pretty popular then, the show was sold out, and she had a great time.

I don't know about his sister Angel, but you just know this tard is out boozing it up and being an ass tonight to celebrate becoming 21.

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AC is 21? In dog years maybe.

Deb's picture

Happy Birthday, Terrell Owens! You got OWNED by the Pittsburgh D! Now go cry in your cake, you baby!

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SkyIsGangsta's picture

Uhm no he's not dead.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

Eli Wallach is Dead. Sorry Guys.

Sexy girl's picture

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆

lizardbits1's picture

paris herpes, Aaron Carter is the younger and better looking brother of Nick Carter of Backstreet Boys. Aaron started to do the Jamie Lynne Spears thing before JL Spears was old enough (which is ride the older sibling's fame and try to make money). Got into some trouble, but right now he's fallen off the radar.

Hey guys, didn't he sue his parents? Just checking...

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paris herpes's picture

Who the f is Aaron Carter?

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bambi's picture

Omg he's only 21? If he TRIED he COULD have an entire career ahead of him ... and turn things around.

Leona's picture

Where's ILovePapaSmurf? Here's her/his new avie right here...

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angel_i's picture

Happy Birthday, Nuclear Winter!

and...

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:36am.

Now Aaron can legally drink.

But how to explian away that meth face?!
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LASHONCARTER's picture

HAPPY B-DAY CARTER TWINS
DRANK SOMTHING FOR ME

I'M JUST THAT FUCKING FABOLOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS $QUEENBUNNY420$

the carter family is fucking white trash.

bicyclethieff's picture

happy birthday to mr. damien rice !

Hysteria's picture

Happy Birthday Eli Wallach and Ellen Burstyn! The Misfits and Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore . . . classics.

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MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR's picture

Eww!!! Trash face alert!!!!

LunaChick's picture

Wow - Aaron looks beat for 21.

Happy birthday to Damien Rice, Jennifer Carpenter, and Ponyboy...stay gold!

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Janet Planet's picture

nobody here for ellen bustyn, seriously?

i loved her in alice doesn't live here anymore - what an actress! and she is a woman who knows how to grow old gracefully.

happy birthday!
(and tom waits too)

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Submitted by Bella on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:19am.
Happy birthday to Jennifer Carpenter, a lot of people don´t like her character on Dexter but I love her. Kind of weird though that she and Michael C. Hall are a couple...

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 11:40am.
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Hahhahahahaha *blushing* I accidentally knocked one off the shelf at the Newsagent...and it fell open on the *Letters* page.....

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NuclearWinter (24)

Happy Birthday to me!!

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 11:39am.

Penthouse has letters?

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:40am.

I loved C. Thomas Howell on "Gilligan's Island." I remember once when he and Lovey tried to pay Ginger a suitcase full of money to do a threesome.
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I *loved* that show and Mr Howell too. I don't remember any scene like that however, Sheeps.you sure you're not thinking of the Penthouse Letter of the Month?

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:09am.

I thought that was Gayken.

ME TOO!!!!!!!! when i realized it was aaron carter i was even more disgusted. and i really wanted some cake.

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Submitted by Violet on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 11:01am.

whats with the weird arm hair pattern?

it's just a fugly tattoo, violet.

parissucksliterally's picture

wow, methface made it to 21.

Priscilla Barnes? wow, I haven;t heard that name in a LONG time.

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Happy bday to the sports guys! 3 in one day!

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Happy Birthday, Eli & Jeffrey! For being such vastly different men, you both entertain me greatly.

I can't believe C. Thomas Howell is 42.
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Violet's picture

whats with the weird arm hair pattern?

Jaded - the original's picture

Happy 93rd Birthday to Eli Wallach.

And yes, he is still alive!

Such a great actor!

rahrahrah's picture

I just really love this goo pic of aaron carter. I fucking hate that kid.

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Mejinn's picture

Aaron looks like he just blew the cookie monster.

Angeluz_4ever's picture

The Carter family are fugly (craziness is not appealing)

Happy birthday to Shiri Appleby, I used to watch Roswell (rememeber when Heighl wasn't as obnoxious) Is it just me or Twilight has such a similar story only change the aliens with vampires

Only two years to feel less guilty. I like About a boy and Nicholas Hoult was really cute there, I knew he would be handsome
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I loved C. Thomas Howell on "Gilligan's Island." I remember once when he and Lovey tried to pay Ginger a suitcase full of money to do a threesome. Gilligan walks in in the middle and trips. The Professor makes a camera out of palm bark and a soda bottle. The Skipper is sleeping on a hammock when he is kidnapped by cannibals. Mary Ann is busy being Mid Western and wishing she were Ginger.

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Now Aaron can legally drink.

But how to explian away that meth face?!

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mike's picture

Happy Birthday to Jeffrey Wright and Ellen Burstyn!

Manbearpig's picture

Priscilla Barnes was THE BEST Three's Company blonde, love her!
And Pony Boy, love his ass but what was up with that shitty movie The Hitcher Part 2?

London Bridge's picture

Wow! Eli Wallach? Haven't heard his name forever! Happy Birthday!! I hope he is well!!!

I bow to the greatness that is Jeffrey Wright!!! An Oscar with his name on it HAS to happen!!

Menage a trois for all for the birthday of the 2nd worst roommate in the threesome of Three's Company--Priscilla Barnes--she sucked big balls on that show.

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Bella's picture

Happy birthday to Jennifer Carpenter, a lot of people don´t like her character on Dexter but I love her. Kind of weird though that she and Michael C. Hall are a couple...

Also happy birthday to Jeffrey Wright and Elllen Burstyn.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

Eli Wallach was also great in 'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly'.

HB to Jeffrey Wright, Larry Bird and Tom Waits, as well.
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angel_i's picture

Wow. I wonder if that's the thumb he's going home with later....

HB, Sluts.

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Sugaroo's picture

Eli Wallach was fantastic in The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3. Happy Barfday, Eli!

No Words's picture

Oh my...Eli Wallach is still alive? Happy birthday to Eli Wallach! *makes note to watch Magificent Seven today*