Boy George Really Did Want To Hurt Him
Boy George was convicted this morning in London for handcuffing an escort to his wall and then beating him down with a chain. Sounds like a regular Saturday night for me. Boy George should have just "renegotiated" with the escort before beating his ass. That was his first mistake.
The escort, Audun Carlsen, said he tried to escape after a naked photo shoot, but George whipped him with a chain and then kept him against his will. George's story was that Auden was trying to get intimate pictures of him off of his laptop and in doing so, fucked up his computer. George denied slapping Audun with a chain.
George also accused Auden of being HIV positive and that's where the bruises on his body came from. When Auden said that George had played his skin flute three months before the attack, George responded with, “I’d never have slept with someone who is HIV positive!"
George's lawyers also used the FAT BITCH defense. They claimed George had too much chunk to fight against Audun. His lawyer told the jury, “With the greatest of respect to George O’Dowd, he is not someone you could describe as terribly fit. He has put on a few pounds since the 1980s. He is not going to be a match for Audun Carlsen.”
Has George's lawyers not heard of sumo wrestlers? All George has to do is take a polite seat on Audun and it's game fucking over. Lights out. The end.
The judge told Boy George that he's probably going to go to jail, so he better get his asshole ready. Okay, he didn't say that last part, but it should be mandatory for a judge to say that before sentencing. I mean, his asshole might go through some traumatic shit (even for him), so it's best that he gives a little TLC before the shit hits the hole.
And someone really needs to turn this shit into a TV movie-of-the-week. Comedy gold! Benji Madden was born to play Boy George!
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I know he is responsible for his own fuck-ups, but I feel bad for George. I love gay boys and he was one of the prettiest around back in the day and that voice...oh what a voice!
I think I still love him.
"Benji Madden was born to play Boy George!" Ding dang how did I miss this one?!! Top-notch hilarity!
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:49am.
This is my favorite part. The guy said he met George, for porn a shoot on a sex site [wtf?], George threatened him with emails for like a week then this dude goes back to his apartment. I'd be more worried about syphilis than HIV with some fucker that dumb. Seriously. Unless your brain is swiss cheese why would you go back after the guy spent a week threatening you. I'll be waiting for million dollar lawsuit now. Which will be awesome. I guess the rentboy missed those pics of Boy selling t-shirts at a flea market.
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Boy George has packed more fudge than a Keebler Elf..
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I can't help but imagine George singing Kharma Chameleon to a room full of inmates in the chow hall. Maybe it'll turn into a prison musical.
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As Tara from True Blood would say "I have seen a LOT of fucked up shit, but THAT is fucked up!"
He used to be so pretty and such a fierce drag queen before he screwed up his career with drugs. The only artist Madonna has ever been intimidated by (she admitted that herself) and it's come to this.
Wino is going down the same path...after all she is just a recycled Boy George with a pussy. How long before she starts beating the paps with chains???
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omg BENJI MADDEN AS BOY GEORGE!! YESS!!!! hahahaha
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Hey sexygirl, you stupid spammer, Boy George is GAY!!! Dumbass.
That Audun Carlsen dude is not even cute.
He can share a cell with Blaaaaaaake.
I love how the brits actually put their law breaking stars in jail.
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Boy George is gay? Since when?
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:05am.
Jeffro!
LOL! That is awesome! You know, the interwebs had a site that voted that the Heat Miser would win in a cage match, but I still maintain that Snow would win.
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Heat's got the weight advantage, but you'd think that Snow would know how to fight like a hockey player, so I'd pick him.
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Jeffro!
LOL! That is awesome! You know, the interwebs had a site that voted that the Heat Miser would win in a cage match, but I still maintain that Snow would win.
The C Word!
Great minds and all! =)
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:01am.
Drama Queen.
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Impertinent Vixen.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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C'mon, Benj Madden would need jawline implants to play George.
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"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
for you, Clarisse!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRQYfwXKZxA
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Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry?
Why yes. Yes, I do.
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
What in Benji Madden hell is going on here!
George must be pretty skeevy because when I read this story, I actually feel for him a little bit...it sounds like he hired an escort, mebbe he said something skeery or something - mebbe he refused to pay extra, the escort was all pissed off and wanted his pics back, fucked up his computer, tried to leave without resolution and THEN George, intoxicated and pissed, decided to hold onto him until he could get one...who called the police? That must have been later right?
He said he DIDN't whip him with a chain and they just don't believe him at all? IS the guy HIV positive? I guess those kinds of escorts don't gots records or nothing...so can we ever possibly know that he was actually with him 3 months before...?
Georgey's got priors, so there's that - but is a buttboy escort gonna be the MOST reliable source of truth out there???
I would love to be a fly on the wall in that courtroom. Even back in the day, I couldn't figure out the BoyGeorge thing - and *I* wore electric blue nylons! But he never seemed SO skeevy,...
PS. Did anyone get something signed by Benji!? I really want to send in my panties but I'm skeered it's not true!
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Does anyone else think that his mask looks like he is wearing a pot pie or tart tin on his head?
Reminds me of In Living Color's Blaine and Antione.
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Loozer, you funny slut. I like the way your mind works.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Who knew Boy George was such an asshole.
Just because he's an escort it doesn't mean he should be treated like shit, Georgie.
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Crap. Double post. Sowwy!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:24am.
Damn, you are good. I'm lucky enough to have access to my boss' calendar so I know exactly when I need to look busy.
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I have total control over my boss's calendar so I know when he's naughty and when he's nice. Plus, he knows what I'm up to and thinks it's funny because he hates upper management more than I do.
Boy George's makeup used to be sooooooo awesome. My, how the mighty have fallen.
How the mighty have fallen. I loved George back in the 80's. Now he's a fat fuck that beats hookers. Pity.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:25am.
If handcuffing someone to a wall against their will and beating them with a chain is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Look, just forget about our poker night, then.
George made "Mistake #3". "It's a Miracle" if he doesn't serve "Time (clock of the heart)". But instead of playing "The Crying Game" or "Move Away" or joining "The Church of the Poison Mind" maybe his cellmate will be a "Karma Chameleon" and "Tumble 4 Ya". He didn't 'really wanna hurt' his "Victims" and he will "Miss Them Blind".
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Whips & Chains? Beatings??
Add some Cool Whip and you have TommyGirl's wet dream.
He is not a good ~~~~~~~~~. He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site ****** W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m**** yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:25am.
If handcuffing someone to a wall against their will and beating them with a chain is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Okay, let me smell yo dick.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:25am.
If handcuffing someone to a wall against their will and beating them with a chain is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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If handcuffing someone to a wall against their will and beating them with a chain is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:21am.
My typical Friday is coming in late, drinking way too much coffee so I have an excuse to hide in the barhtoom until lunch, doing actual work from 12:30 - 12:45, complaining about cramps, then slinking out at 1:00. I'm good like that.
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Damn, you are good. I'm lucky enough to have access to my boss' calendar so I know exactly when I need to look busy.
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"Benji Madden was born to play Boy George!"
Yikes MK, you shouldn't have said that. *runs out of the room before angel_i reads this thread*
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:19am.
Hahahaha C Word! Very appropriate. Good morning. ♥
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Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Poor George. He still does have a beautiful voice, though. Too bad about his face.
Um, his weight would be an advantage. I'm fit, but he could flick me like a booger, not that he wants to flick a hetero woman.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Jeffro, not really. My typical Friday is coming in late, drinking way too much coffee so I have an excuse to hide in the barhtoom until lunch, doing actual work from 12:30 - 12:45, complaining about cramps, then slinking out at 1:00. I'm good like that.
LOL benji madden
Hahahaha C Word! Very appropriate. Good morning. ♥
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:17am.
Why is it whenever I see a recent pic of Boy, I get this uncontrollable urge to eat pork rinds and drink Schlitz beer while picking my nose?
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Isn't that a typical Friday, Sugar? LOL
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
This is some Jeffrey Dahmer stuff right there! George might actually like being a prison bitch.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I can totally see the barrister in powdered wig saying, in a toffy accent, "With the greatest of respect to George O’Dowd, he is not someone you could describe as terribly fit." Based on Blake's incarceration, I'd say Boy can look forward to prison: drugs, hot sex, cellphones, paps...
Why is it whenever I see a recent pic of Boy, I get this uncontrollable urge to eat pork rinds and drink Schlitz beer while picking my nose?
nanners- totally agree!
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