Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheetos!
When I first saw this video, I immediately screamed that I finally found the perfect Christmas pressie for Brit Brit Spears, but then I remembered that she's no Cheetos novice. No. Brit Brit has a full room filled with hundreds of these Cheetos Pets. There's nothing she loves more than locking herself away in her Cheetos Pets room after a long day. She cuddles next to them, brushes their cheesy locks with her tongue and even takes them for a walk in her backyard. She bawled for hours when SPF accidentally ate one.
The first single off her new album was a lullaby dedicated to her Cheetos Pets, but the label nixed it. Cheetos H8RS!
And now the Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheetos song will be in my brain area the entire day. Hey, it's better than Woomanizah!
Below is Our Lady of Cheetos with her kids at FAO Schwartz in NYC the other day and at some tree lighting in L.A. last night. You can tell in her eyes that she can't wait to get to her precious Cheetos Pets.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 7:05am.
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Exactly! I can think of a thousand other things to waste money on other than a Britney CD.
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Ah, you bitches stop pickin on my brit. I know she's devoid of emotion but she's well dressed and not holding the kiddies hostage today. That's gotta count for something. And I know some of you uppety hos have went out and bought her cd..dont deny it. It's ok..we'll all be addicted together.
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The only reason your precious psycho is not holding her kiddies hostage is because she has lost her parental rights....that how she lost them in the firat place.
Oh, and I may be an 'uppety ho' on occasion, but I guarantee she has not made one fucking dollar off my uppety ass.
As far as addiction goes, I've had many, but they were never THAT fucking sad. Go on with your bad self and keep talking to yourself too because no one else applies here.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
i prefer blackout to circus.
the new album is quite boring.
Ah, you bitches stop pickin on my brit. I know she's devoid of emotion but she's well dressed and not holding the kiddies hostage today. That's gotta count for something. And I know some of you uppety hos have went out and bought her cd..dont deny it. It's ok..we'll all be addicted together.
Britney owns stock in this company and is thier #1 customer as well. I bet she gives these away at her shows.
Wait, is this a joke or is this real? lol
MK really really loves britney I believe. I believe that's his fav celeb deep down. I can tell!
OMG I so wanna buy one and mail it to britney somehow !
i want one of those. but not really.
oh i just ran into this. seems appropriate. haha.
http://i38.tinypic.com/2u3wmdj.jpg
Can Shitney smile without having her mouth wide open? ? ? ?
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
She is looking really good lately. Let's hope she stays on her meds.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:38pm.
y'all go and pick on BritBrit but Circus is hitting the charts at NUMERO UNO!!!!!!
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Proves that's todays music buyers will buy ANTHING.
Whatever happened to taste?
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
@PSL: You rock.
ONT: Even stoopit people need "music". It's only fair.
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Not YOU, I said BRITNEY is dumb as a box of rocks.
watch your fucking mouth.
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you should have known from the jump, that you'd always get dumped, so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps.....
- Amy Winehouse
OJ'S GOING TO PRISON HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i am not dumb as a box of rocks, scrotumface.
and dumb as a box of rocks.
I agree, fuck Katy Perry- she and her song suck ass.
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you should have known from the jump, that you'd always get dumped, so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps.....
- Amy Winehouse
It's too bad Shitney fans have to cheat to get this dumb cunt to the top LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
and brit brit's purty and sweet
fuck katy perry.... WOMANIZAH WOMANIZAH WOMANIZAH WHO D'YA THINK YOU R R R...
i always root for the underdog.
skinnyfat, remember that Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" is one of the best selling singles of the year. Just saying.
.....I like Womanizer, but not the 2nd single. I won;t buy this CD....maybe another single if I like it....but not the whole thing.
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you should have known from the jump, that you'd always get dumped, so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps.....
- Amy Winehouse
y'all go and pick on BritBrit but Circus is hitting the charts at NUMERO UNO!!!!!!
Why these girls (see also: Jessica Simpson) think that it is somehow charming or endearing to have their maws constantly hanging agape in public is beyond me. What are you, a goldfish? Close your damn mouth already.
Dragging the kids along for another photo-op, I see.
Close your GD mouth Shitney.
UGH!
That Monopoly game is saweeet!
Hearing a cheeto joke is a lot better than hearing Britney is FIERCE!! ZOMZ shes AMAZINGGGGGGG a trillion times. Amazing has only one G. GAH I am on Shitters overload this week. Must be the jealous fat mom in me!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Damn the mayor is short! I heard on Adam Corella that Britney "was glazed"
I saw other pics, WHY does she insist on dressing those boys as twins?
Fucking PISSES ME OFF!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:08am.
Stock,
I was a Sea Monkey serial killer.
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Mine lived fine. And then my Jewish friend came over and explained to me that they were a Nazi experiment. I didn't dump them out but I just couldn't seem to remember to feed them after that.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 11:47am.
I want Clarisse or Christine Hoff to dress up in Ralphie's "Bunny Suit" and sit on my lap.
and we can talk about anything that pops up!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by FruFru on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:35am.
I'm so glad that she's looking better. After watching the Britney doc the other night. I feel sorry for her. Obviously all this fame and being constantly stalked has done damage to her and her family. She's still in a fragile place and seemed sad while they were interviewing her.
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I saw the documentary too, and it did melt my icy heart a bit when she cried about how sad she was. I acutally teared up a bit. But if you look at the rest of her comments (something like how life is so boring under the conservatorship and how it's like Groundhog day over and over again), I think that she's just upset at not being able to party and go out and do crazy things without being judged. Groundhog Day? It's called a routine, sweetie, and most normal functioning people have one, especially mothers. She got married and had her babies when it was the trend du jour, and now she realizes, wait a minute, I can't be a selfish party animal anymore.
What she really needs to do is take a sabbatical from this thing called fame, slow down, smell the roses, get her head back on straight, take a few educational classes (or even study dance again), and be a mother to her children. She's blessed with so much money that she doesn't need to work steadily now. She needs to establish a healthy routine and enjoy it. I got married at 22 and had my first child at 24. Me, the girl who never got up before noon is now up at the crack of dawn making eggs for my babies and actually enjoying it all. Britney still is addicted to fame and I think she LOVES all the attention she gets, even the pap circus that follows her. She's still selfish and immature to the core.
I want to go to FAO Shawartz :( Lmao the kids so happy as they leave the toy store. They don't even care about the paps taking pics.
Stock Broker,
*fans self*
Oh my.
Why "or"?
You have two legs and Ohio girls share. (we have to...there are only about 3 good guys in the state.)
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
I want Clarisse or Christine Hoff to dress up in Ralphie's "Bunny Suit" and sit on my lap.
"Brinee is in a 'fra-gee-lay' place?" You funny fucker!
Ok. We meet at CTH's place, get drunk and go to the Christmas story house!
LoLo, you bring the Peppermint Schnapps. Make sure you potty BEFORE you put on your snowsuit!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
But all this face-making. That's a sign of insecurity...did you ever watch a nerdy bitch who's allowed to sit at the cool kids' table one day? Her face will go through all kinds of contortions responding to every comment...I'm not sure why - it's like, tryna look involved (as opposed to overly concerned about how you're doing) - get attention - be funny - shake it off,.... I've never been exactly sure...
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mirroring. huge sign of either a manipulator or insecurity. It's like when some twat repeats what you said back at you. the insecure do it to appear non-threatening and engaged in what you're saying. It's also a way to avoid having to participate at any meaningful level or contribute - it hides stupidity.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:03am.
SPF wants an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle so he can shoot his ma in the fat head.
Shitney wouldn't even care if he shot his eye out. Except for the press it would get HER....
she must know how pretty she looked on her birthday, b/c she has the same hair and makeup.
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you should have known from the jump, that you'd always get dumped, so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps.....
- Amy Winehouse
Lights sort of on, but STILL nobody home.
I like her better covered up.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
I love the TNT 24 hour marathon of "A Christmas Story".
@ Jeffro11, I know what Mother and Father-In-Law Green is Good is getting for X-Mas! Thanx!
Submitted by FruFru on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:35am.
She's still in a fragile place and seemed sad while they were interviewing her.
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Hey everyone, didja hear...Brinee is in a 'fra-gee-lay' place? LOL
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
Once a tramp, always a tramp.
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
BritBrit is living proof that it ain't easy being cheesy.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I'm so glad that she's looking better. After watching the Britney doc the other night. I feel sorry for her. Obviously all this fame and being constantly stalked has done damage to her and her family. She's still in a fragile place and seemed sad while they were interviewing her.
CTH and you guys,
We always have a party on Christmas eve and i keep the station on TNT the entire time because they have the Chritsmas story 24 hour marathon playing. When i get tired of talking to the family foolios i watch that with one eye open and pretend im passed out on the sofa. screw em. Ralphie is cuter!
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We need to buy one of those lamps and turn it into a BONG.
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:28am.
Hey I want to watch the Christmas Story wiff you guys! *kid brothers voice* Hey you guyyyys! Hey wait for me! Wait for me Ralphie Hos!
Come on over, I OWN that movie!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
My boss just asked me to find out where the nearest BMW dealer is because his car has an engine light on.
*sigh* I want to be rich.
Hey I want to watch the Christmas Story wiff you guys! *kid brothers voice* Hey you guyyyys! Hey wait for me! Wait for me Ralphie Hos!
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