Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheetos!
When I first saw this video, I immediately screamed that I finally found the perfect Christmas pressie for Brit Brit Spears, but then I remembered that she's no Cheetos novice. No. Brit Brit has a full room filled with hundreds of these Cheetos Pets. There's nothing she loves more than locking herself away in her Cheetos Pets room after a long day. She cuddles next to them, brushes their cheesy locks with her tongue and even takes them for a walk in her backyard. She bawled for hours when SPF accidentally ate one.
The first single off her new album was a lullaby dedicated to her Cheetos Pets, but the label nixed it. Cheetos H8RS!
And now the Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheetos song will be in my brain area the entire day. Hey, it's better than Woomanizah!
Below is Our Lady of Cheetos with her kids at FAO Schwartz in NYC the other day and at some tree lighting in L.A. last night. You can tell in her eyes that she can't wait to get to her precious Cheetos Pets.
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I think she looks great. I have always thought she had a beautiful smile but it looks so much better when she is atually happy.
Look at those little True Religions on JJ, so cute!
Omg I want both the lamp and the monopoly game... someone buy it for me PLEEEAAAASSSSE
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Happy Holidays
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:25am.
You Dlisted Ralphie ho's come on down. We will all meet at CTH's house, wait no, my house (CTH has a big ass dog!), we will good and snockerd up then go visit the Christmas Story house!!
*yes, i do own a fra-gee-le lamp!*
you can come here, my big ass dog is cool!
but yeah, we can all meet up with Clarisse!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
ImpertinentVixen,
Are you and you chillins fans of Nightmare Before Christmas? If yes, Borders is selling NBC board game and it is TONS of fun! 12 year old enjoyed it as much as the 47 year old!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:25am.
You Dlisted Ralphie ho's come on down. We will all meet at CTH's house, wait no, my house (CTH has a big ass dog!), we will good and snockerd up then go visit the Christmas Story house!!
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Ha!!! great minds!
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Morning Lolo!!! *wet kisses*
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Jeffro
Did you know you can go to the actual "A Xmas Story" house in Cleveland? It's awesome. It's like a museum.
I can't wait for the back to back showings of it on TNT!!!=)
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
You Dlisted Ralphie ho's come on down. We will all meet at CTH's house, wait no, my house (CTH has a big ass dog!), we will good and snockerd up then go visit the Christmas Story house!!
*yes, i do own a fra-gee-le lamp!*
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
HA HA HA!
Is it bull shit friday????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GOOD MORNING FREAKS!
*shoves cheetos in my panties*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
No, no Jimmy! You got it all wrong! Britney is the one TRICK pony, hunny. Same shit...anyway, CHEETOS!!!
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
You know Britney is back to normal when the only thing MK can say about her is his lame cheeto jokes over and over again. Seriously MK your becoming a 1 trick pony.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:18am.
Holy shit I just found the coolest thing ever!
omg, I want that!!!!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Jeffro, that is cool. I got my kids the Christmas Story Board Game last Christmas, the rules of which are impossible to follow. Maybe I'll get them this instead. They play this movie from August onwards!
"Flick said he saw some grizzly bears near Polaski's candy store."
Ah, I love that movie.
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"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
Even as a kid, I knew that Sea Monkey and Chia crap were carny stuff. I preferred that child-killing, mold-making, electric toy from the 70s...you filled metal trays with glop, PLUGGED THEM IN, and the soon-very-hot trays molded the "insects". Called "Wigglers," or something. Made the Easy-Bake Oven look like a night light.
Just for Ricki Lake:
Next to my Cheeto Pet i have Frappadedron, it grows and grows like Weaves in the Wild....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:18am.
Holy shit I just found the coolest thing ever!
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I heard you were getting this for Xmas:
http://www.redriderleglamps.com/
(I actually have that as a tree ornament.)
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Holy shit I just found the coolest thing ever!
http://www.kmart.com/shc/s/p_10151_10104_1030000000293487P
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
You'd think she'd be all over her kids at a toy store. They always look sad to me. =(
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:03am.
SPF wants an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle so he can shoot his ma in the fat head.
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Bwahahahahaha can I get one too
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA$#@#$@!#%%# CHEETOS!$@$@#$ BRITNEY AND CHEETOS!@$$!%$@#@% ROTLFMAO ZOMFG THAT'S SO HIULARIUOS@!@##!#!@# I didn't realize it was still 2004. Can you make some "frapp" jokes too? That's be so funny and creative.
Of course her kids still look lost and bewildered...they're with their mother. The one who has to rush them to the hospital after an "ingestion" or snatch the lighter out of their hands before they immolate themselves with it.
Thank you, MK, that song is now in my head ALL DAY.
*plays Rockin Around the Christmas tree to stamp it out*
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"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
Twatney is really busting her ass to promote "Circus". Contractual obligations suck. They get in the way of her shopping, frapp guzzling, junk food eating, and child neglecting time.
Her teef are super white...and her coat is really pretty...other than that this was a dumb post
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Happy Holidays
her meds are working, cause she looks about as alive as katiebot cruise.
And just as faking the happy too.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"" W e a l t h y d a t e r . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Those poor kids - you'd think they would be jumping up and down with joy in that toy store, but they look so lost :(
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
LMAO @ Cheeto seed! I would love to grow crops of weed and Cheetos. A stoners dream farm.
OT: Britney = mouf breather
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Deadweight
Stock,
I was a Sea Monkey serial killer. I tried and tried to make them live, but they never did.
*tear*
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
i hate her double chin
“Here 'somebody other than me' – hold my kid.”
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:41am.
I had a Chia Pet as a kid...I buried it in the backyard thinking it would grow more baby chias. If I remember, I threw my Sea Monkeys in the same hole.
I was 5 yrs old, so give me a break.
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Don't be shy, man. I'd be proud of that sort of thing!
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
SPF wants an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle so he can shoot his ma in the fat head.
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
Holy Cheesus, that shit is BEYOND disgusting.
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I wonder when Brit shaves her coochie, does her pubes grow back like the Cheeto pet?
Submitted by MtlMama on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:40am.
She opens her mouth in pics almost as often as Jessica Simpson!
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Yeap, she reminds me more and more of her as the days go by...
But all this face-making. That's a sign of insecurity...did you ever watch a nerdy bitch who's allowed to sit at the cool kids' table one day? Her face will go through all kinds of contortions responding to every comment...I'm not sure why - it's like, tryna look involved (as opposed to overly concerned about how you're doing) - get attention - be funny - shake it off,.... I've never been exactly sure...
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Always with the cheeto hole wide open.
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
THE PUPPIES ARE GONE!!!
All that's left is a lame slideshow. Black Friday.
FOr the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? Look at her! She doesn't know if she's in LA or on the fucking moon, and she doesn't even care! That fake smile is scarier than Kim's weave or Ne Ne's saggy chi chis!
Jeebus, what a 'tard! Someone should tell her she belongs in the short bus when she "smiles".
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Poor Britney. She afraid of everyone who gest to close to her and just doesn't even register if they don't.
I don't see how she's gonna make it through the holidays without a Frappdown.
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In the immortal words of Eddie Murphy...
"Stick a Cheeto up your butt"
I saw this vid on my home page this morning and I KNEW MK would be right on top of it!
ABout the pics- at least Brit is smiling for once.. It gets boring looking at her smug face every other day.. it's nice to see her having fun.
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Ok MK, it is time you fess up and admit that the video was produced by you!!!
"She cuddles next to them, brushes their cheesy locks with her tongue "
Gross, they are probably all soggy and wilted!
*distracted* WOW somebody please send me one of those giant gummy bears on a stick!!
Skinny Fat ~ stick a Cheeto in your blow hole. This isn't a Shitney fan site.
A few years ago, Adam Carolla would have been too cool to go on stage with Britney. He still has an edge but, like Jimmy Kimmel, has gone much more mainstream. I wonder if our horny Mayor tried to hit on her?
ya mean fuckers. leave britbrit alone!!!
I had a Chia Pet as a kid...I buried it in the backyard thinking it would grow more baby chias. If I remember, I threw my Sea Monkeys in the same hole.
I was 5 yrs old, so give me a break.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"" W e a l t h y d a t e r . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
She opens her mouth in pics almost as often as Jessica Simpson!
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