They Are Crazy
I know we have all called these two crazy crazies a million times over, but they really are crazy. The epitome of crazy. What's crazier than crazy? These two. The word crazy should be spelled T-O-M-K-A-T.
The New York Times Style Magazine is all about Tommy Girl and his weepy robot wife this week. There's an interview, pictures and even video. Methinks this issue was sponsored by Scientology and features subliminal messages. Don't stare directly into their eyes, because you will starting saying the word "glib" on a loop. Your mouth will form a frozen smile that you won't be able to control and the life butterflies will fly from your eyes.
In the interview, Tommy and Katie (or KATE as he calls her) talk about the first time they met. It was love at first contract. Tommy said, "I knew I wanted to marry Kate when I met her. At one point, I thought she was going to ask me to marry her first and I put her off by changing the subject. I wanted to ask her."
Katie said she fell completely in love him during their first meeting. "He was so warm, and I thought, 'Wow, I thought, 'You can be a superstar and a human being.'" This is how you know this bitch is all sorts of crazy. Tommy of Risky Business was a human being, Tommy of today is an ALIEN. An alien with insanity in the brains.
Katie even told Tommy that her childhood dream was to marry him. His response? "I said I wouldn't want to disappoint her." Shortly after their first meeting, he bought her an engagement ring.
Why must they go on with this fuckery? We knew what happened. Their first date was held in a conference room in Tommy Girl's underground labyrinth. A dozen lawyers, several Scientology scientists, Johnny Travolta, Tommy and Katie were all there. Tommy's lawyers handed Katie a contract and told her to sign that shit in her blood. Then they asked her to hand over her eyeballs and in exchange they gave her new robot eyes and a shiny engagement ring. Love was born.
CRAZY!!! Does St. Ives make a "sanity" scrub, because I really need it after reading this interview and watching their videos. I feel like I'm covered in their crazy dust.
Click here if you can't get enough of their insanity.
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she used to be so pretty.
she still is but - PLEASE KATIE, GROW YOUR HAIR BACK!
BUUURP on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 11:35am.
You are close, she did disappear, but she reappeared...pregnant. They didn't marry until after Suri was born.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Katie even told Tommy that her childhood dream was to marry him.
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NO! REALLY!?! I NEVER would have guessed that! Pshaw! Looks like you're learning all about living out childhood dreams...they're not all the way you dreamed them, are they?
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These pictures are so proposterous and actually despisable.
We all know that this is a part of the promotion for Valqueerie, which the Tinky von Stauffenberg shot in order to promote his cult in Germany.
And now Rosemary poses as Marlene Dietrich:
http://www.radiorevisited.com/images/sets/MARLENE%20DIETRICH-55CD8.jpg
http://www1.historisches-centrum.de/ausstellung/marlene/marlen1.jpg
This is an outrage. Marlene Dietrich spent her life defying Hitler and the Nazis (not to mention that she was also an excellent actress). And now she of all people is being used in order to promote a fascist, mafiosi cult. And it's Rosemary of all people, who poses like her. Rosemary, who landed such artistic hits as Mad Money and had a role in the masterwork "Dawson's Creek".
Marlene Dietrich was a hero. Rosemary on the other hand is a C-list mess who sold out her family, her friends, her faith and her womb for fame and money to a Nazi-cult.
These pictures are an insult on so many levels, one can't even begin to count.
I really like her dress, and the barrette in her hair.
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
say what you want to say about them, but those photos are awesome. kudos to the photographer, solve sundsbo. i'd love to know what his set-up was. i don't often see 40s glam replicated so successfully. wow. simply wow.
lol i know im prolly the only one..but i think their a cute couple......:::backs in to corner:::
It's been how many years now? I don't think he will ever be back on top. That Hollywood star has faded. I wonder just how much he truly regrets his antics. I know he can say he does but does he?
He is really cranking up the publicity machine for his upcoming movie. My guess is no matter how good it is, it won't be a box office success. He burned too many bridges and the remnants are still smoldering.
Submitted by Andraya on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 3:07pm.
I love the old Hollywood look but ANYONE can look good in black and white with airbrushing! come on people! The real katie is who we see on the streets looking like a depressed 48 year old Ohioan girl that she is. She is a midwestern farm girl, a plain jane that married big. Do you really think she wouldn't marry Tommy all over again? Come on! what future did she have? she was on Dawson's Creek and already a has been in her 20s. She is now playing the role of her life.
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Plain jane, yes. From Ohio, yes. Career over, yes. But probably not hard up. She comes from a pretty brilliant family with enough money. My money is just that she's the stupid one. And the one with no imagination. Probably thought she'd be the next Nicole Kidman.
She is not a pretty girl from any angle. I hope she got paid alot for having to deal with this nutbag, even if there is no contact.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:27am.
How come Adolf and Eva are on a magazine?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 3:08pm.
Is his nose getting bigger?
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It looks like it. They must have taken these photos after the article-it's all of the lie telling that caused it to get bigger.
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I can't stand Katie Holmes. How is it she dreams of marrying Tom Cruise and it comes true? When I was twelve, I just knew I was to supposed to marry Charlie Sheen. It never happened, despite all my efforts. I watched Platoon and Wall Street like 50 times. I wrote down several variations of our married names in my Trapper Keeper, both hyphenated and not. I told all my best friends our kids names.
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I don't get her appeal. She looks plain and boring, even in these pictures.
put a Third Reich symbol on the photos and little moustache on Tombot.complete.
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Glories stream from Heaven afar"
Is his nose getting bigger?
I love the old Hollywood look but ANYONE can look good in black and white with airbrushing! come on people! The real katie is who we see on the streets looking like a depressed 48 year old Ohioan girl that she is. She is a midwestern farm girl, a plain jane that married big. Do you really think she wouldn't marry Tommy all over again? Come on! what future did she have? she was on Dawson's Creek and already a has been in her 20s. She is now playing the role of her life.
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
blah, blah, blah. Tommy Girl tries so hard to keep up this b.s. image of having real love for a female. Makes my tummy hurt...he is so obviously covering up..his whole life is built on building an image of what he wants people to think he is...thinking everyone is sooo blind we can't see what he is for ourselves. Xenu's are beyond crazy...and the church of $cientology is such incredible b.s., who would ever buy into that load of crapola they sell, oh I know, people with something to hide and have no soul.
fuck, tommygirl looks pretty damn good in that third pic. Maybe because one cannot tell he's 5'1.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Nice photos.
I did not know who this woman was with TG...no resemblence to his robowife. Beyond creepy,
Actually Tom has been looking very handsome as of late. ON the Barbara Walters special he looks really nice. He's aging ok because he had a boyish face for so long.
Now Katie...her mouth looks like she's had a minor stroke or something. What happened?
I love these pictures but so what? What's the point in them?
"I knew I wanted to marry Kate when I met her. At one point, I thought she was going to ask me to marry her first and I put her off by changing the subject. I wanted to ask her."
That's some utterly shameless lie-telling right there. Even though none of this shit affects me, I'm deeply offended. He really thinks he's the puppetmaster, doesn't he? It just makes me wanna beat the crap out of him...and her. Filthy liars!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Little Gay Crazy, I'm not buying what you are selling. I just BARELY recognized LGC, and if it wasn't for him, that totally doesn't look like Katebot. Good job photo shopping out weld lines and bolts on the swapped head. Katebot is 4 neuron snaps short of jumping off the Staten Island Ferry into the East River ala Spalding Gray. I also don't believe the kittens and cotton candy bullshit of the "dating/engagement" either...
Payday came and with it beer.
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those photos are quite beautiful IMO
thank god the NYT didn't use brangelina instead. that is all.
Nazi portraitology.
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i am also going to go out on a limb and say something nice.
i love these photos, they are beautiful, and katie hasn't lost it. she just doesn't show it on daily basis.
Those fake Old Hollywood-style photos are revolting. They're trying to portray the GMD and RoboWife as if they're great stars on the level of Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. GMD couldn't shine the shoes of a real, manly star like Gregory Peck, and Katie is no Bette Davis. What a sham.
those pics are fug all over...katie has hound dog eyes, evil nostrils that want to suck you in & a frowny mouth...tom really looks all kinds of gay here...ick for them!!
So, when do we start the Katie suicide watch?
Submitted by Ellie May on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:49am.
Katie used the same Scientology Quote Used by Kelly Preston: The wife's childhood dream was to marry their superstar husband.
http://www.mylifetime.com/lifestyle/entertainment/celebrities/john-travo...
Great observation! I'm sure that's what was being ingrained into her brain when she went 'missing' for those two weeks when they first met. That, and other brainwashing techniques they used to help her convince the public that she wasn't a beard for TG.
Rich and famous people suck.
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i would join there church posse but i dont have any money to give thim and they want my money reel bad
It has been said by family & childhood friends more then once that she never talked about Tom Cruise growing up in any kind of a crush way. That she had posters of other celebrity guys on her walls even but not him. So why does she continue this lie?
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completely and undoubtly nuts. this 2008. not 1939.
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"Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from Heaven afar"
One positive for the gay midget is that he can start sheltering homeless people in that nose of his. It's fucking huge. You could probably put in six or 8 really decent condos in that proboscis.
Did he get a new robot head for weepy robot wife? Or did they trowel on the pancake that thick that she literally looks like a different person? Hooray for photoshop, right robot kate? It helps to hide the bolts in her neck too.
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Do they really think the public is dumb enough to believe this bs?
Love you Michael! LOL
You're description of what happened just made me smile with my eyes..:)
I like Kate's pictures I think she looks pretty. But they could've been a lot better had they used some one with some light in their eyes.
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I hate to even admit I remember this, but on one of Tommy Boy's first public appearances after meeting Katie Holmes, an interviewer on the street or red carpet asked him on camera what he thought about the fact she supposedly said in some Seventeen magazine article that she thought she was going "to marry Tom Cruise when she grew up". Tommy looked stunned and surprised by his good fortune (that someone would validate his crazy PR sham for him in such a way) and said to the guy "Did she really? Well, I wouldn't want to disappoint her!". Then he laughed that maniacal laugh for 45 seconds straight. At this point I don't think Tommy Boy is sane or smart enough to keep his own stories straight, but it's telling that he confuses what he has supposedly said to her in private to what he has said to the press/media in public--because all his life is a stage!
Edited to add: Katie Holmes has suffered from eating disorders like bulemia in the past. I think that can explain a lot of the way she has looked lately.
Submitted by Mysmichelle on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 11:26am.
Something is wrong - don't know what it is but something is WRONG
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I totally agree. She hasn't look right for quite a while.
Even in the middle of summer, she dresses in fall/winter clothing. For the 4th of July she had on a wool blazer. She never wears short sleeves. It makes me think she's a cutter.
Remember the blue hands when she was in rehearsals for her play?
What a joke.
They're about as believeable as Skankelina & her save-the-world bullshit.
Jeffro!
LOL! I want to hear "She thinks I'm cuuuutte! She thinks I'm cuuuutte! She thinks I'm cuuuutte! She thinks I'm cuuuutte! She thinks I'm cuuuutte! She thinks I'm cuuuutte! She thinks I'm cuuuutttttttttttttt Ah....."
tonight.
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Understandably I've erased this memory from my brain but didn't Katie just "disappear" right in the middle of her life one day in NYC? And then didn't she reappear two weeks later with newly-glazed eyeballs and engaged to Tommy Girl? A man she had never met but who she had a childhood crush on? Five minutes later they were married!!!! Where did Katie go?
The greatest trick Xenu ever pulled was convincing the world he's not gay.
If you watch Katies interview notice how she uses her hand to hold up her chin. I saw something from a phsyco somthing another about Britney doing that and the way Brad Pitt touched his face when asked about his family.
They said that the holding the chin up thing is a depression signal. Boredom.........can't hold up your own chin?
Look at the dark circles under Katies eyes.
Something is wrong - don't know what it is but something is WRONG
They're crazy AND derivative. Katie, you are not Greta Garbo!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:27am.
How come Adolf and Eva are on a magazine?
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LMFAO!! Good one!! :D
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Submitted by Ellie May on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:49am.
Katie used the same Scientology Quote Used by Kelly Preston: The wife's childhood dream was to marry their superstar husband.
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What kind of childhood did they have in order to dream about marrying Tom C and John T.; locked up in a cold basement without food and water?
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 11:15am.
Jeffro,
You think of me when you squeeze it don't you! Don't lie!
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Every night! Oh wait, you meant the toy...well, that too. LOL
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