Michelle Duggar Will Give Birth On TV

Just heard the Duggars had #18 today...

I hope to their God Daddy Bob ain't goin' near the girls while Memaw is too uncomfortable to accomodate that there sex drive a'his...

HaHa!!

See...

That's what happens every time Jim Bob throws his hot dog down Michelle's hallway.

I guess it makes sense. You can have it fashionable up front and still leave the back long enough for your man to drag you back to the cave....

Oh yes the verse of the bible that reads the woman's hair is her crowning glory so some asshole got this stupid idea this mean's she is to never cut. Mennonite's and the Amish live by this line. Dumbasses.

Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 8:47am.

If the girls aren't supposed to cut their hair, why exactly does mom have a mullet extraordinaire? Does the bible say "Thou shalt not cuttest thy hair but for the ever-stylin' mullet"?

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Now, it's been years since I've been to church but I do believe I remember hearing the minister say that, yes. In fact, I think it was the day I decided I was done with that shit.

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Do you think she'll pretend it hurts?

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Hmmm...I was just thinking (shut up, it happens)... If their idea is that they're supposed to keep breeding and that God will make sure they have what they need and, of course, they don't take into account the fact that God must have wanted our economy to tank, what are they gonna do when they find themselves up against it financially? I don't think it would take much for daddy to go from provider and master of his crowded house to one of the most prolific and infamous family annihilators.

"Sorry, kids, God wouldn't want you to suffer though this kind of poverty. Have a nice time on the other side. Now line up youngest to oldest so you can count off and I can be sure I didn't miss anyone. And don't you little ones run off while I'm reloading..."

If the girls aren't supposed to cut their hair, why exactly does mom have a mullet extraordinaire? Does the bible say "Thou shalt not cuttest thy hair but for the ever-stylin' mullet"?

They're holier than thou now, but all of these people that I've known-their daughters are at bible study talking about getting it on and their preggers when they are 16. That's why they want to be housewives...they'll never be educated enough to do anything other than scrub toilets, spread their legs, change diapers and collect welfare. BRISTOL PALIN anyone?

Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:56pm.
Stuff like this KILLS me! Why do people who have an autistic child continue to have more children when they know that there's an extremely high chance of their next child having it too? And they have to know these facts, as any doctor in their right mind would warn them about this after they had their first autistic child.

A relative on mine's first son was autistic. When she decided she wanted another child, she & her husband did the responsible thing & adopted. Why can't more people do this? I just think it's extremely selfish to deliberately keep bringing children into the world despite knowing that they will be helpless without their parents' constant care and attention. And then what happens with their parents and/or caregivers pass away? They end up in nursing homes. How dignified.

Sometimes people make me sick.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:38pm.
Please. You think these people are bad? Hey, they might be weird, but they are all at least capable of taking care of themselves. Check out autismbites.com. This is a family of Mormons with six, yes 6!, autistic children. WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING!?
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I don't want to sound like a combative jerk, (I'm not writing this response in anger) but I have a lot more sympathy for people who end up with a couple of autistic children than I ever could for these Duggar creeps and their holy brood.

Autism was less easily diagnosed and much less understood in the past. Now doctors can (amongst other things) look at an infant's head-to-body size ratio to make certain early predictions before the child has started missing developmental milestones. Before, diagnosis was often later--2,3,5... A woman could have had two or three babies before the first was diagnosed autistic.

And not every child is necessarily destined to be autistic because the first child is. My best friend's oldest child is severely autistic, but her next two are healthy. It's like roulette.

I do understand the point that if autism runs in someone's family, he or she has a higher likelihood of having autistic children, but I don't think it is necessarily fair to condemn people for wanting to have (a few... not 18) biological children if the parents are financially/emotionally equipped to handle the needs of those children and whatever difficulties might come their way.

You're playing the odds every time you have a baby. You might come from a perfectly healthy family, and end up with a disabled child.

(Sorry for the long-arse post. I'll stick to sarcasm in the future.)

"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08

It's literally an annual thing with these freaks. They need to designate one day a year a family holiday. They could call it "New Dugger Day", and the gift could be that each kid gets to pass down one chore since there's a new one to take some on.

I've a perfect name for the 18th: "Ja need your dick cut off dad Dugger"

Not only were they not allowed to touch, they dont even date! They just like each other a lot before they spend time one on one with each other. Also, when he asked her to marry him, HER PARENTS WERE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HER. That is just creepy. It's like some of my relatives, they dont let their children away from them,even over the age of 30. They can say its religious, but I think its a little deeper than that.

I HATE these two irresponsible douche-bags! They have kids because God wants them to...give me a freakin break. They have kids because they are mindless, fanatical, religious freaks.

And I feel so sorry for their little clones. Imagine having these two fucktards as parents. It also makes me sick that the baby-machine pops out the kid and then hands it over to one of it's siblings to raise. How bloody unfair is that! Breeding like rabbits and then expecting your older kids to be babysitters/parents.

STOP HAVING KIDS!

Submitted by de Cosmos on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:06pm.

Andrew Dice Clay:

The little old lady who lived in a shoe,
Had so many kids, she didn't know what to do,
So...
She started suckin' dick.
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There was an old lady
Who lived in a shoe;
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out.

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LOL!

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These are EXACTLY the kind of people who should not breed at all, much less 18 times. I feel sorry for those poor kids, the older ones are turned into mini-parents and have to give up being children way too soon and none of them have any undivided attention from their parents. And don't tell me they do, they CAN"T, there is not enough time in the day for that.

Selfish, fucking people! I hope each and every one of those kids rebels. Nothing bad, I just hope when they get away from those people, they learn about the real world, become atheists and work for Planned Parenthood!

swallow already lady!

I'm sorry but this woman is n a s t y.
Just stop already!

I can't wait for the youngest 13 to turn into crack addicts and drunks via the cultish neglect of freakish Mormon parents who breed... because they can, not because it's doing any good for the kids.

Can't wait for the memoirs of the the youngest who were sex slaves to the old man and the brothers, which will be fascinating. You don't have to aspire to be a freak show in today's world - all you need is a working uterus and a religious *coughmolestercough* husband.

Go diggers, you know God is smiling down - and waiting.

MD's hair offends me. It's dork-sided.

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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)

*dabbing at tears*

You work for Hallmark, don't you?

I'm all for kids waiting a little while to have sex, but seriously, what's wrong with fucking? Blow jobs, pussy eating (not licking), good old fashioned rim jobs, and basket fucking give people so much pleasure and happiness. These retards get married young because they can't wait to bust a nut.

You can't blame the husband, of course. He probably rolls over in the night and finds he's accidently fallen into her vagina. He should wear a GPS unit at night in case he falls all the way in...at least they'd be able to find him before he came to any real harm.

So, I guess these assholes aren't concerned about the ongoing population problem? Selfish motherfuckers.

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I have a delivery from Mr....Mop.

I'll bet this 18th one will walk right out of her vagina, grab his or her dinner plate & get in the back of the line for tater tot casserole.

Andrew Dice Clay:

The little old lady who lived in a shoe,
Had so many kids, she didn't know what to do,
So...
She started suckin' dick.
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There was an old lady
Who lived in a shoe;
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out.

Submitted by Andraya on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:51pm.
Chicks who dig being preggers are those who don't drink or smoke or eat sushi. Growing a baby in me is pretty cool but I sure could use a margarita and a tuna roll.
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Are you talking about while pregnant or always? Because, I love sushi, I drink. But was more than fine with going without during my pregnanies.

And I LOVED being pregnant BTW.

It's unfair to those kids..they don't get the personal attention they need from their mother.
Sidenote= Unless her religion doesn't allow stitches. Jim Bob, or whatever his name is, must be tipping her Doctor well.

I don't ever want to see her vagina.. it will make me cry and sew mine closed.

These people are selfish and disgusting. TLC is just encouraging them to make more cult followers. Maybe that's their plan. I dunno.

And anyone who wants to marry INTO that family is just as fucked up.

I'm hoping this one finally prolapses her.

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"Peace out, y'all!" -Al Gore

'god' is going to disapprove of her coochie being televised!

Its not so much the mom, as the father who is trully creeptastic in this family. There is something so off about him, president of the no mercy for pizza eaters who is later caught with a ton of pizza in his house kinda off....I can just feel the derangement oozing off of him...

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Booty Butt!!!!

This family makes me sick.

Ok, I can't even think about these people they're so fucked up. But this picture almost made me completely TANK a phone interview. I am now forbidden from clicking DListed while on important calls. UGH!

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Well, I clicked on that link to their website and it seems that those two freaks are gonna do the same thing his parents did and "leave it up to God" how many children they have. So I guess this is the beginning of the Dugger's plan of world domination.

http://www.ja20.com/

They look like brother and sister!!!

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Stuff like this KILLS me! Why do people who have an autistic child continue to have more children when they know that there's an extremely high chance of their next child having it too? And they have to know these facts, as any doctor in their right mind would warn them about this after they had their first autistic child.

A relative on mine's first son was autistic. When she decided she wanted another child, she & her husband did the responsible thing & adopted. Why can't more people do this? I just think it's extremely selfish to deliberately keep bringing children into the world despite knowing that they will be helpless without their parents' constant care and attention. And then what happens with their parents and/or caregivers pass away? They end up in nursing homes. How dignified.

Sometimes people make me sick.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:38pm.
Please. You think these people are bad? Hey, they might be weird, but they are all at least capable of taking care of themselves. Check out autismbites.com. This is a family of Mormons with six, yes 6!, autistic children. WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING!?

Oh they look 'Sling Bladey' to you, ha, that is funny, I need to watch the show to get a better look, with that many kids odds are a few have to be off!

"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."

Chicks who dig being preggers are those who don't drink or smoke or eat sushi. Growing a baby in me is pretty cool but I sure could use a margarita and a tuna roll.

The Duggars are no different than the mormons I went to school with in Idaho, they have a ton of kids becuz it puts them on a higher celestial plane in heaven along with other garbage they truly believe will happen, like owning their own planets and shit. It's wack.

Jon and Kate is a pretty boring show and that Kate is pretty annoying. Did anyone see the ep where Jon got hair plugs? What happened to them? Now that I'm prego I watch Baby Story and those other baby shows but not if it's some welfare mom, can't relate with that. Surry.

"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."

i think jinger or jessa may be gay (i can't tell the difference between the two, and started feeling creepy when i was trying to google them). oh and the cousin, hopefully she's doing the appropriate thing and doing at least SOME corruption! the oldest duggar girl says they wear their hair long because 'their dad likes it.' EWWW~

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Submitted by Andraya on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:37pm.

Im sure some of them look all normal, but i bet ya five bucks there are some skinned squirrels and neighbor cats burried some place on their old property....

Some of those children seem a little "sling bladey" to me darling .
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Please. You think these people are bad? Hey, they might be weird, but they are all at least capable of taking care of themselves. Check out autismbites.com. This is a family of Mormons with six, yes 6!, autistic children. WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING!?

So what is Michelle and JB's secret that none of their kids have defects? Isn't it statistic that a woman who has at least 5 kids, one will have either Down's Syndrome or autism? I mean obviously that doesn't happen every time, but from what I've read it is more common the more children you have, the older you get, etc. All the kids appear "normal" ok that probably isn't the best adjective, but still.......do these mormon folk actually have some of that magic they claim to have?

"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."

I wonder how many doctors this bitch has gone through? At the seventh back to back pregnancy I would have just walked out on the freak. Hell, she probably doesn't even need a doctor at this point. A nurse breaks her water and swoosh! Out falls the kid! (I heard she has to be induced every time now, because her body is unable to go into labor on its own)

Random Duggar questions and thoughts ....

> Her vagina must be like the grand canyon ...
> How many Duggars have had sex with each other (kids will be kids)
> Is this a consequence of having a "no touch" rule? And does no touch mean the boy doesn't touch himself?
> At least one or two of these kids will likely be gay - how will that be received?
> Michelle Duggar has been pregnant more of her life than not. What are the health risks to her?
> Are her kids going to compete with this? 16 kids (assume 2 gay) * 10 offspring = 160 grandchildren
> Do they see anything wrong with the mormon cult that has sex with children.

This is all way too many types of wrong ....

say what! i'm gonna pass on this one!! peace!

I wonder how many pages of the Arkansas phone directory the Duggars will require in 25 years?

I see why Jim Bob (really, fucking JIM BOB is his name?) can't keep his hands off the wife. She's a hot piece. I'm sure that lady mullet she's rocking get's him horny.

There's no way in hell you can effectively parent that many damn kids. I bet they can barely remember all the names. And birthdays, forget about it.

"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight

Cartwheel out? Number 18 will be driving a clown car out of there. Dear god, why? Surely the most simple minded person could see this is not stock to breed from.

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:27pm.
Oh, and I know I posted this yesterday but it bears repeating.

If the statistics are that one in 10 people is gay, there is a chance that at LEAST one of those kids is gay. Which one? Jeremiah? Jenny? Josiah? Jehoshophat? Maybe there are TWO!

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I've ALWAYS thought that the oldest son Josh or whatever, the one who just got married, is secretly in the closet. Which is even more fucked up since he's now married and probably forever in denial. Mine and DH's gaydar go off constantly the few times I've forced him to watch this show (which I do as a form of self-torture because it's so disturbing).

There are a couple of very minor corrections to be made to MK's post, though. There was not a no-touching rule between Josh and his fiance; it was a no-kissing rule! So who knows, maybe they were dry-humping each other all along. The rule doesn't state anything about dry-humping! - only about not kissing or intercourse before marriage.

And I'm pretty positive Mama Duggar is not going to show her vajayjay on TV. The times she's gone for a sonogram, she's made them put up a huge sheet in front of the camera because she doesn't even want her stomach exposed. But it sounds for sure like she's becoming a huge sell-out and famewhore. Anyway, the thought of all that overpopulation and use of resources makes me sick.

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