Just Friends
Many gossip whores are convinced that Vadge and A-Rod are licking each other's taints and dick slapping one another, but they've never confirmed. There's been rumors that they are buying a house together and planning all sorts of gross things. Well, A-Rod says people are lie-telling. He has denied away that he's sucking on Vadge's clit-cock.
When People asked him about the relationship, he said, "We're friends – that's it. I can tell you this. I have never been on a plane with her."
Riddle me this. Aren't these pictures of A-Rod and Vadge getting off of a plane together? My one working brain cell is starting to rot away, so I may have forgotten what an airplane looks like, but I'm 95% sure that's a plane.
Vadge's "just friend" went on to say, "I've been to two [of her] concerts, yet I've read that I went to 20. I've also read that we were buying an apartment together. That is absolutely ridiculous and not true. You have to have a sense of humor when it comes to this stuff. If I answered every rumor we'd be here for three weeks."
That silly A-Rod. He could've used a better description than "friend." Vadge doesn't have friends! She has slaves, pawns and toys! That said, if I was him, I'd deny it too. I'd tattoo "No Vadge Lover" on my forehead.
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what exactly does she have to offer?
money?
but he has money.
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I think it has something to do with how she wields the strap-on. Oh, and he must have 'attention whore syndrome'. Wonder where he caught that...
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
what exactly does she have to offer?
money?
but he has money.
Submitted by kiwikim on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 5:42am.
Yes, and it's ridiculous and untrue that they are BUYING a property together. Now RENTING on the other hand...
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My pee smells like bananas! -- LOVE CARROTTOP
MK needs to hang with lawyers more. It's all about semantics. It's not a PLANE, it's a PRIVATE JET, or Airplane or some other nonsense he's made up in his head to justify it.
I thought of Madonna today, while listening to my iPod and "Anything But Lonely," sung by Sarah Brightman (who really CAN sing):
"If you're not there to say
How good I look each day
I'm sure to find someone who will."
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
Hahahahaha! He can't really make this sh*t official now, can he? If I were Madge, I'd take that as a clue that he's not really all that committed.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:04pm.
When People asked him about the relationship, he said, "We're friends – that's it. I can tell you this. I have never been on a plane with her."
He's sort of a deep thinker for a baseball player. He meant that metaphysically.
5 large says A-Rod has bigger tits than Vadge!
When People asked him about the relationship, he said, "We're friends – that's it. I can tell you this. I have never been on a plane with her."
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Well, that's not at ALL an evasive answer, is it?
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Maybe he meant "plane of existence"... You know, kabbalah and all that crap...
I'm confused. Am I in the OJ thread or the A-Rod thread?
I know A-Rod's wife was a fug but if he's really swimming in Vadge's fish juice then this boy needs glasses!
Sure A-rod, just friends. *wink*
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Dick happens! - MK
Rot in hell OJ.........could not have happened to a more deserving waste of sperm!
Good. Hopefully he won't make it out alive.
no bail while awaiting jail.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
He's doing at least 5 years maybe more for the min.
max sounds like 15.
lots of charges consecutive and concurrent - gets confusing.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Fry the son of bitch...........
I didn't know he had a female judge...I feel sorry for his ass. Oh wait no I don't. Whoop his ass!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Judge is a hot bitch! I'm glued to the screen!!!!
OJ looks kinda unhappy...GOOD!!!!!
Ooh cool, thanks guys :)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Oh.. that Judge is good..
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:14pm.
Does OJ get death? Where can I stream online, anyone know?
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I'm watching on cnn.com, Haters
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
live streaming link at top of page: http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/05/oj.simpson.sentencing/?iref=mpst...
from cnn
Attorneys for the 61-year-old former running back are asking for a sentence of no more than six years. But a pre-sentencing report recommended an 18-year term, and District Judge Jackie Glass -- who cut Simpson little slack during the trial -- has wide leeway in passing sentence.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Aww isn't a little to late to demostrte that these are good family men? Get down to business people.
Does OJ get death? Where can I stream online, anyone know?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Oh, admit it. A-Rod likes the gristle.
HAHAHA karma OJ,KARMA.shithead.
That was not A-Rod on the plane with M. It was their manager Guy Oseary.
Oooh. OJ is gonna get it....
Awww OJ is sowwy...
So these two DON'T deny the rumors until people stop talking about them and they're not top billing on the tabloids. Typical.
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:02pm.
true, but he got away with a double murder.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
In some countries that O symbol A-Rod is making with his fingers means "gay"
it tells the observer that the person making the gesture likes to get fucked up the ass...Hmmm maybe that is what he is trying to tells us...and Madonna has a purple penetrator strap-on...wonder if she will buy a new one for him or use on A-Rod the same one she used on Guy.
ugh.. OJ is explaining his case..
awwww, OJ is all teary as he speaks now......
MOTHERFUCKING MURDERER.
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you should have known from the jump, that you'd always get dumped, so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps.....
- Amy Winehouse
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:57pm.
Jeffro
I want life for this arrogant bastard who thinks rules are for the little people.
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I agree CTH, but now we're talking about 90% of Hollywood.
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FUCKBUDDIES!
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I want life for this arrogant bastard who thinks rules are for the little people.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:54pm.
my bad~!
he could get anywhere from six years to life, so his lawyer's are gonna be throwing down....
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Meh.
Who cares?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:51pm.
in other news, O.J. Simpson is now finding out how much jail time he'll do.
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if you consider he got away with murder, any sentence he does get should be considered light.
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
CTH, yes, i posted that too...if only they would all STFU and hand out the damn sentence. This has been going on for too long.......*rolls eyes*
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you should have known from the jump, that you'd always get dumped, so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps.....
- Amy Winehouse
in other news, O.J. Simpson is now finding out how much jail time he'll do.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as ___S u g a r b a b y M e e t . c o m___it's the biggest dating site for sugar daddy and sugar baby........
You can't blame him; if I was sleeping with Madonna, I wouldn't want the world to know.
Henry said it best...
"cause I`m a liar
yeah I`m a liar
I`ll rip your mind out
I`ll burn your soul
I`ll turn you into me
I`ll turn you into me
cause I`m a liar, a liar
liar, liar, liar, liar"
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YOU GUYS FUCKING ROCK!!!!
theer sure look like hapy butt buddys nothin wrong with butt buddys
Off topic.. Adam Carolla is taking about his experience yesterday with Britney.. He said that she looked like a Glazed Doughnut ha ha ha
That's like saying to your kid, "Letme ask you a question." and him saying, "Okay but if you're going to ask me if I used a baseball bat on the furnace, the answer is no."
taint (the word) always makes me laugh
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She's flat and that's that!