Friday, December 5th 2008

Just Friends

Many gossip whores are convinced that Vadge and A-Rod are licking each other's taints and dick slapping one another, but they've never confirmed. There's been rumors that they are buying a house together and planning all sorts of gross things. Well, A-Rod says people are lie-telling. He has denied away that he's sucking on Vadge's clit-cock.

When People asked him about the relationship, he said, "We're friends – that's it. I can tell you this. I have never been on a plane with her."

Riddle me this. Aren't these pictures of A-Rod and Vadge getting off of a plane together? My one working brain cell is starting to rot away, so I may have forgotten what an airplane looks like, but I'm 95% sure that's a plane.

Vadge's "just friend" went on to say, "I've been to two [of her] concerts, yet I've read that I went to 20. I've also read that we were buying an apartment together. That is absolutely ridiculous and not true. You have to have a sense of humor when it comes to this stuff. If I answered every rumor we'd be here for three weeks."

That silly A-Rod. He could've used a better description than "friend." Vadge doesn't have friends! She has slaves, pawns and toys! That said, if I was him, I'd deny it too. I'd tattoo "No Vadge Lover" on my forehead.

Posted by: Michael K


Dallas's picture

I am so sick of hearing and reding anything about these two............who gives a flip whether he is screwing her or not?!?

These two need to fall in the same catagory as Speidi!

She She peritta's picture

Gawd he's such a dumb jock. Duh, me no go on plane, me no go to concerts, me no fuckee her and Jeter...

letinstar's picture

is there a reason anyone should care about these two?
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catherine123's picture

what a big news, i d like to share it with my friends at sugarbabymeet.com

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

This may induce vomiting, but all I can think when it comes to sex talk regarding Vadge is a very greasy, filmy choda.

parissucksliterally's picture

Submitted by cuntygolightly on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:30pm.

your dry and sour tour is horrible, i paid your overpriced ticket to go see you and you suck madonna...retire already!
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wtf did you pay $350 to see her for? I wouldn't, just out of principle. She has more money than God, and is a greedy bitch.

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Mel-Tang's picture

Who the fuck cares about this dumbass cunt!

Rich and famous people suck.

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parissucksliterally's picture

ah, who gives a shit.

OJ is being sentenced right now. I am watching it on the news.

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lizzieb's picture

Yeah right. I'd be too scared to touch her in case she hurt me.

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cuntygolightly's picture

your dry and sour tour is horrible, i paid your overpriced ticket to go see you and you suck madonna...retire already!

Mrs. Gosling's picture

Why are they interviewing him? I dont get this whole thing at all..I mean Arod and Vadge...its just weird

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SkyIsGangsta's picture

I thought it was confirmed that it was some other guy getting off the plane with her? I'd try to find the link but I really don't care and it's obvious that it doesn't matter.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

Bondagebarbie's picture

"I have never been on a plane with her."Maybe its some retarded code for sex.I would deny touching that roid monster. too.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Salem13's picture

Fuck buddies are the best!

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Hekki's picture

A-Rod says: "If I answered every rumor we'd be here for three weeks."

Um, there aren't THAT many rumors about you, dude. Don't flatter yourself.

The rumors are: 1. You and Vadge are lovers; 2. You are a womanizer 3. You like the occasional blow job from a guy.

I think they're all TRUE.

That didn't take three weeks now, did it?

MJF's picture

She looks like the missing Olsen triplet.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

KD's picture

Maybe "never been on a plane with her" is code for something else. Hmmm. Maybe they just mean the same surface, so she goes around and stands on crates next to him.

Sluttsville's picture

God knows that he has the forehead to plaster a billboard sign.

NovaNightly's picture

Friends......that FUCK!

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