The Party Is Over For O.J.
Well, the party isn't completely over. I'm sure he'll have a few "Drop the Soap" parties in the chokey during the next 6 years or so. A judge has sentenced him to at least 15 years for robbing a ho with a gun in Las Vegas. He will most likely serve at least 9 years.
Before being sentenced, O.J. cried crocodile tears and told the court, "I just wanted my personal things. I was stupid. I'm sorry. I didn't know I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was confronting friends. I thought I was retrieving my things. I didn't mean to hurt anybody and I didn't mean to steal anything."
Well, it looks like O.J.'s next role is in a remake of Leaving Las Vegas called Leaving Las Vegas In 9 Years Or More.
And I'll bet my entire Mother's Circus Animal Cookies stash that Christie Prody no longer has anymore "accidents." Not in the next 9 years anyway.
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Poppa Bush cleaned up any loose ends from the Iran-Contra affair like a good little boy. Do you think he got some of Reagan's jelly beans for that? I bet he let him pick a red one.
Don't forget, Billy's girlfriend, Rich's wife, gave him a gold saxophone. For sentimental reasons, I'm sure.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Ricki- yup! They CAN, but don't. That would be too "Chavez" for my comfort!
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:22pm.
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Thanks for explaining; I didn't follow this hearing closely and I thought I missed something scandalous that could overturn the verdict.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:59pm.
really?? what did you use it for?? juicy!! :)
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I used it to tape a manager who was lying. Typed it up and sent out copies to her, the other attendee and her boss. Mayhem ensued. It was beautiful - it was clearly a verbatim transcript.
Funny part was, it didn't stop further lies. You know someone is taping you yet you don't watch your mouth around them? wtf?
I also tape technical meetings where a lot of info is flying around and needs to be captured correctly - minute takers never ever ever get it all, or get it all right.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I ken leeeeeee with out you O.J.
NOT!
ha ha ha that was such a fuckingstupidjoke sowwy!
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:22pm.
The judge in today's sentencing the judge had even said that she's not looking into the past, but respects the jury's decision made for his murder trial. It's still on the minds of any judicial court and I think that's why he's up for 15 yrs. max.
What he did was entirely wrong, and he was found guilty, but the "average" of someone found guilty of a crime similar to this gets the max of 8 yrs, not 15. He's paying partly for his past crime. That's just my opinion.
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I think that's a fair statement, Papasmurf.
Although I will say that in MY opinion, an 'average' person would have gotten the chair for the Goldman murders, with the evidence that they had.
OJ's fame got him off last time, but he couldn't just disappear, he had to throw it in everyone's faces, and figured he was bulletproof.
This judge made sure that this zit on the ass of society won't bother anyone anymore.
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Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:13pm.
Presidents pardon people everyday........Why the hell did you make my comment out to be racist? Get the f!ck over it. There was NO intention of racisim!
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Then why not worry about Bush pardoning OJ? Bush is at the end of his term, and he is pardoning people. Oh, but wait-Bush is white and wouldn't pardon OJ, right? Only a black president would pardon another black, right?!? Face it, you were being racist, and can't deal with everyone calling you on it.
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He deserves everything that's coming his way.
[edit] George H.W. Bush
Main article: List of people pardoned by George H. W. Bush
Elliott Abrams - Iran-Contra affair
Armand Hammer - CEO of the Occidental Petroleum Company, Nixon campaign contribution
Robert C. McFarlane - National Security Adviser to President Ronald Reagan over Iran-Contra Affair
Caspar Weinberger - Secretary of Defense under President Ronald Reagan, pardoned before trial over Iran-Contra Affair
Bill Clinton
Main article: List of people pardoned by Bill Clinton
Roger Clinton, Jr. - brother of Bill Clinton. After serving a year in federal prison for cocaine possession.
Patricia Campbell Hearst - sentence commuted on condition by Jimmy Carter, pardoned by Clinton.
Marc Rich, Pincus Green - business partners; had fled the U.S. after being indicted by U.S. Attorney on charges of tax evasion and illegal trading with Iran during the Iran hostage crisis.
Dan Rostenkowski - United States Representative Democratic Party.
Susan McDougal - partners with Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham Clinton in the failed Whitewater deal.
Henry Cisneros - Clinton's Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. Pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor count for lying to the FBI, and was fined $10,000.
Mel Reynolds - Democratic member of the United States House of Representatives.
Henry O. Flipper - guilty of "conduct unbecoming an officer" (1882)
John Deutch - Director of Central Intelligence, former Provost and University Professor, MIT
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:07pm.
Now that he is incarsarated, can the Goldman's FINALLY get their settlement?
How does that work?
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umm... no. it's not. sorry. I have no doubt whatsoever that the goldmans were not in it for the money - the money was a tool to bring some justice by punishing that man the only way they could.
I doubt they even touch that money - i wouldn't, I'd give it away to an appropriate charity.
happily it was oj trying to hide assests that caused him to break the law in las vegas. if he had called the police about 'his stuff' the goldmans would have found out.
how fucking sweet is that? (aside from the terror the victims must have gone through in that tiny hotel room)
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Bush has pardoned less than half of the 2 previous Presidents, one of which was his father.
The Fugees lobbied him for that one dude.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
He's paying partly for his past crime. That's just my opinion.
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:18pm.
Um presidents don't pardon people every day. Just once in a while, and usually not until the end of their term, like Bush did a couple weeks ago.
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ya. so even if BHO pardoned OJ, it likely wouldn't come until the end of his SECOND term in office - effectively 8 YEARS from now, which would be pretty close to the 9 he's definitely going to serve. So even a presidential pardon isn't going to be of much help to OJ.
So basically, Dallas, you've just been PWNED by DListed!!
"Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:18pm.
Um presidents don't pardon people every day. Just once in a while, and usually not until the end of their term, like Bush did a couple weeks ago."
As dumb as Dallas's comment was, they do have the power. They wait until the end of their last term to avoid political fallout, not because they couldn't pardon people every day if they wanted to.
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:13pm.
Maybe because you refered to him as "Barry" instead of by his correct name...
Maybe because you implied Obama was going to pardon OJ because he's black.
Shouldn't you be sitting on a porch somewhere playing a banjo?
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"Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:12pm.
I haven't followed the trial closely, what happened to make you feel that he didn't have a fair trial?"
The judge in today's sentencing the judge had even said that she's not looking into the past, but respects the jury's decision made for his murder trial. It's still on the minds of any judicial court and I think that's why he's up for 15 yrs. max.
What he did was entirely wrong, and he was found guilty, but the "average" of someone found guilty of a crime similar to this gets the max of 8 yrs, not 15. He's paying partly for his past crime. That's just my opinion.
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Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:13pm.
Presidents pardon people everyday........Why the hell did you make my comment out to be racist? Get the f!ck over it. There was NO intention of racisim!
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
Funny page describing the origination and usage of "pwned"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwned
Well shit, OJ's finally gone off to the Graybar Hotel, sounds like we need to have a party! :)
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Um presidents don't pardon people every day. Just once in a while, and usually not until the end of their term, like Bush did a couple weeks ago.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:07pm.
Now that he is incarsarated, can the Goldman's FINALLY get their settlement?
How does that work?
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Excellent question.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:12pm.
I saw that! funny :)
Hi drama! ♥
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The evidence that this man comitted two heinous murders is OVERWHELMING. The fact that his murder trial was fucked up doesn't make him any less guilty.
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:13pm.
Thank you!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
@iHeart...your avie mademe crack up!!!!good one:)
Woot! Glad this mf is finally going down.
RIP Ron and Nicole. :)
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by modianos on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:09pm.
Well, at least his big tittied, Nicole look a like ho, won't be having anymore "accidents"
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bitch deserved every beat down he gave her, and then some. how fucking stupid do you have to be to date oj?
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Oh, don't get me wrong, I totally agree. You'd have to be one stupid fucktard to date a wife beating murderer.
Dallas, because it WAS.
it was a STUPID comment, so you're going to get shit for it. That's all.
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you should have known from the jump, that you'd always get dumped, so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps.....
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He didn’t get what he (really) deserves, but it’s a start.
The sad thing is that he will probably spend even more of what the Goldmans are entitled to on his appeal(s).
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
"I didn't know I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was confronting friends."
With a gun? Well, gee, no, that's not illegal, Oink J. You're right.
And it wasn't illegal when you "confronted" your "friends" with a knife, hmmm? You're so smart.
Have fun in the poky.
Presidents pardon people everyday........Why the hell did you make my comment out to be racist? Get the f!ck over it. There was NO intention of racisim!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:09pm.
Well, at least his big tittied, Nicole look a like ho, won't be having anymore "accidents"
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
Has anyone been to MS? MK's avvie is now a Mother's cookie. Not as good as him & Rojo Caliente, but pretty funny!
On topic: I can't muster up one iota of pity for this evil man.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:08pm.
And while it's great that OJ is going to jail for this crime, I still feel that he didn't have a fair trial.
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I haven't followed the trial closely, what happened to make you feel that he didn't have a fair trial?
I hope the Goldmans at least get a bit of closure from this. I would have killed that motherfucker by now, they are very patient people.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Call me cynical but I'm laughin' my ass off right now.
Simple people do simple shit, get caught and simply pay the price.
Well, at least his big tittied, Nicole look a like ho, won't be having anymore "accidents"
This is long overdue,it's about time this fucktard got what he deserves.
Skinnyfat I don't know what your stupid comment is supposed to mean, but this asshole literally got away with murder that's why there is hatred for him
Ron's father and sister was in the courtroom for today's sentencing. And while it's great that OJ is going to jail for this crime, I still feel that he didn't have a fair trial.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Even the Shiba6 are excited!!! Run, Run Run.......
Now that he is incarsarated, can the Goldman's FINALLY get their settlement?
How does that work?
cnn.com is interviewing hte goldmans now.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:01pm.
Some people have to get political (and racist) no matter what the topic is.
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Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:03pm.
Goldmans are gonna give a statement
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HAVE YOU GOTTA LIVE LINK YOU CAN THROW US? or are you at home watching tee vee?
Submitted by modianos on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:58pm.
Maybe he'll find Nicole's killer while he's in prison.
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i have a feeling theyre going to be sharing a cell :/
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Submitted by LA on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:54pm.
OJ has to be the dumbest man on earth. Dude got the ultimate "get out of jail free" card, and instead of disappearing and living a low-profile life with his $25K/month NFL pension, he ends up like this. What a fucking idiot.
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He didn't want the goldmans or as he called them on tape the 'golddiggers' to get any money from the items. How they were going to do that I'm not sure, but that was his motivation.
This shows how much the Goldmans were getting under his skin.
They're the ones who deserve all the credit. That poor dead mans father is very patient and tenacious.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
He walked away a free man from the murder trial, but was ordered to give most of his assets to the Goldman family. How ironic that instead of obeying the order, he tried to hide his assets. Now he has lost his freedom & his assets.
Submitted by modianos on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:01pm.
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on the same page modianos!!
Bullshit. If someone I know stole something from me, I know DAMN WELL that it's illegal to get up in their face with goons and guns to get it back. This motherfucking prick has spat in the face of all his victims, played the "woe is me" card for years, and doesn't think he's ever responsible for his reprehensibly tacky, illegal, and dangerous behaviors. Lock the fucker up and throw away the key. I hope he's dead before he walks free again.