The Party Is Over For O.J.
Well, the party isn't completely over. I'm sure he'll have a few "Drop the Soap" parties in the chokey during the next 6 years or so. A judge has sentenced him to at least 15 years for robbing a ho with a gun in Las Vegas. He will most likely serve at least 9 years.
Before being sentenced, O.J. cried crocodile tears and told the court, "I just wanted my personal things. I was stupid. I'm sorry. I didn't know I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was confronting friends. I thought I was retrieving my things. I didn't mean to hurt anybody and I didn't mean to steal anything."
Well, it looks like O.J.'s next role is in a remake of Leaving Las Vegas called Leaving Las Vegas In 9 Years Or More.
And I'll bet my entire Mother's Circus Animal Cookies stash that Christie Prody no longer has anymore "accidents." Not in the next 9 years anyway.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:58pm.
Maybe he'll find Nicole's killer while he's in prison.
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i have a feeling theyre going to be sharing a cell :/
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
LMAO@justice times! I hope OJ has major butt burn times if'nya know what I mean:P
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:01pm.
Some people have to get political (and racist) no matter the topic is.
Yeah I guess so.
Next thing you know he will be talking shit about crabs and other sea creatures.
(ribbing about the caption this contest "racist" debacle)
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Goldmans are gonna give a statement
Oh right. Cuz he's black and OJ's black! I get it.
Dumbass.
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Oh, I've believed in karma my whole life and I always somehow knew things would end badly for him.
note
he will NOT be put in general population for his own safety.
so he's looking at solitary confinment, even better.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:59pm.
really?? what did you use it for?? juicy!! :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I sense the hatred and animosity for OJ far surpasses that of the hatred and animosity for any other "celebrity" out there. How delightful!
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 2:00pm.
Hopefully, Barry Obama won't pardon him!
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why would he? because he's black? Don't be an asshole.
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you should have known from the jump, that you'd always get dumped, so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps.....
- Amy Winehouse
Karma's a bitch, innit, O.J.?
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Why the fuck would Obama pardon him?
You may as well have typed this shit
(jiodgho;irghosdgosdjgpdjgdf)
instead of that other dumb shit you just typed
fucker
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
He should have been sentenced to another 15 yrs. for writing that fuckity-fuckity book, "I didn't kill her, but if I did, this is how it went down", or some other bullshit like that. I hope they give him the Dahmer treatment when he gets to his new abode.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:58pm.
I love how the judge shot his bail plea[or whatever it's called] right the fuck down!
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that WAS good wasn't it? I pictured her half out of her seat gathering up her papers while she said 'denied'.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Hairicane on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by modianos on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:54pm.
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That's what should happen to EVERYONE who abused that 17 year old boy in CA.
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oh what i wouldnt give for 2 or 3 days of consequence free days with that trio. id need a hammer, rusty nails, razor blades, needles, lemon juice, pliers and a soundproof room :)
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
He looks so BAD in the CNN pic!
Hopefully, Barry Obama won't pardon him!
LA, yes they were. they were crying.
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you should have known from the jump, that you'd always get dumped, so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps.....
- Amy Winehouse
Submitted by Snarkley on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by LA on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:55pm.
Any word on whether or not Fred and Kim Goldman were in the courtroom?
Yes, they were.
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Rilly?!? I hope they get interviewed on Larry King or something!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:57pm.
He seems more upset over losing his memorabelia than when his ex wife was killed.
What an asshole.
Thank you, Jesus.
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I know. OJ is disgusting and I hope his prison time is the most miserable time of his life.
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Submitted by LA on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:59pm
They looked relieved.
ha ha ha ha ha ha
justice times!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Anybody else want to kiss that judge on the mouth?
Those fake boobs are attrocious :(
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Judge Glass for Hot SLut :)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
you can get a tiny tape recorder with a hidden microphone that will store 4 hours of conversation for $150.
I've used one in the past and it's priceless.
AND it's what busted oj!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Thanks, Snarkley.
What this teachs us is that if you are rich enough, you can get away with murder in LA, but they don't fuck around in Las Vegas.
Warm up the shanks boys, OJ is coming over!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
hey where was Kato???
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
It is a good day indeed..........thank you Judge! It takes a WOMAN to get the job done!!!!
Maybe he'll find Nicole's killer while he's in prison.
I love how the judge shot his bail plea[or whatever it's called] right the fuck down!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Instant karmas gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon youre gonna be dead...
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Karma just got another one! Oh yes, she always gets her man...or woman. And, I love her for it!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
He seems more upset over losing his memorabelia than when his ex wife was killed.
What an asshole.
Thank you, Jesus.
It's things like this that makes me think maybe I should believe in Karma.
Where's your knight in a shiny Bronco now, OJ? I hope Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman are laughing their asses off and eating bon-bons in heaven right now.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Submitted by LA on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:55pm.
Any word on whether or not Fred and Kim Goldman were in the courtroom?
Yes, they were.
Submitted by LA on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:54pm.
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It makes sense....the guilt worked on him subconsciously and he got on the crazy train that led him to very thing he deserved in the first place.
Where are his kids? Are they both over 18 now? I bet the BROWN FAMILY IS OVERJOYED!!
I hope they put him in the general prison population, perhaps, then justice will be done.
I wonder what Ron Goldmans family thinks? It's not enough, but at least it's something.
Submitted by LA on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:54pm.
OJ has to be the dumbest man on earth. Dude got the ultimate "get out of jail free" card, and instead of disappearing and living a low-profile life with his $25K/month NFL pension, he ends up like this. What a fucking idiot.
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Any word on whether or not Fred and Kim Goldman were in the courtroom?
Justice is a bitch, ain't it, OJ?, ya murdering fuck. Good riddance.
Submitted by modianos on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:54pm.
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That's what should happen to EVERYONE who abused that 17 year old boy in CA.
MK was all over this like white on rice and a paper plate in a snowstorm! Well done!
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
OJ has to be the dumbest man on earth. Dude got the ultimate "get out of jail free" card, and instead of disappearing and living a low-profile life with his $25K/month NFL pension, he ends up like this. What a fucking idiot.
SUX2BOJ2DAY
Bwahahahaha!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
...and why is there a 12 yr. old girl hanging provocatively on him in that pic. ew. He should get another 10 yrs. for child pornography!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Damn that Judge was handing it to him. Good