The Party Is Over For O.J.

Well, the party isn't completely over. I'm sure he'll have a few "Drop the Soap" parties in the chokey during the next 6 years or so. A judge has sentenced him to at least 15 years for robbing a ho with a gun in Las Vegas. He will most likely serve at least 9 years.

Before being sentenced, O.J. cried crocodile tears and told the court, "I just wanted my personal things. I was stupid. I'm sorry. I didn't know I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was confronting friends. I thought I was retrieving my things. I didn't mean to hurt anybody and I didn't mean to steal anything."

Well, it looks like O.J.'s next role is in a remake of Leaving Las Vegas called Leaving Las Vegas In 9 Years Or More.

And I'll bet my entire Mother's Circus Animal Cookies stash that Christie Prody no longer has anymore "accidents." Not in the next 9 years anyway.

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