We Know Where Mimi Is Going To Give Birth
Mimi has denied she's carrying a little rainbow unicornie baby in her womb, but she might purposely get knocked up just so she can give birth at the Hello Kitty Maternity Hospital in Taiwan.
The hospital was built in 2006 by Tsai Tsung-chi who spent more than $3.2 million in construction and decorations. He created the hospital hoping to create a pleasant environment for chicks who are afraid of popping out a baby. Tsai said, "I wish everyone who comes here - mothers suffer while giving birth, and children suffer with their sickness - to receive medical care while seeing this Kitty, it brings a smile to their faces, helps them forget about discomfort and recover faster."
The hospital is covered in everything Hello Kitty from statues to bed sheets to furniture to the wallpapers. A life-sized Hello Kitty comes to visit mothers and babies twice a year.
This place is for mothers who just want to pop out a baby in record time. They are forced to speed up labor, so that they can collect their new baby and bounce out of that creepy joint as soon as possible! There's no such thing as a fucking 8-hour labor at the Hello Kitty hospital.
If I was a woman giving birth and a giant Hello Kitty peered into my doorway, I would reach into my vagina, pull out the baby, grab my coat and run the fuck out of that place. HELL NO, KITTY!
And I change my comment about Mimi. She's not only going to give birth there, she's going to buy the whole place and live there permanently!
Source: ITN
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i want to give birth there
If I was a woman giving birth and a giant Hello Kitty peered into my doorway, I would reach into my vagina, pull out the baby, grab my coat and run the fuck out of that place. HELL NO, KITTY
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love that line
How creepy would that pink kitty bedspread look covered in blood and goo (and etc)? So nasty.
"If I was a woman giving birth and a giant Hello Kitty peered into my doorway, I would reach into my vagina, pull out the baby, grab my coat and run the fuck out of that place. HELL NO, KITTY!"
Lol! MK, I needed that laugh today! You rock, slut!
I would Taser that bitch. If I am laid up in a hospital bed clothed only in a lame ass-exposing gown, and HELL NO, KITTY popped in for a visit...
It would be kitty carnage everywhere. Da plastic fur would fly.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
I love cats. I love Hello Kitty. Still, I refuse to birth babies. I wouldn't mind staying in a Hello Kitty hospital if I had broken bones or a breakdown or something, though...it's almost like constant klonopin or vicodin.
Stock,
That's cuz your a boy!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Hello Kitty gives me the creeps.
Bye Jeffro!
Have a good weekend sans vacant posting! ;p
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Jeff-fa-fa,
Baiter? Oh, you know the joke. Later tater!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
well since you have again baited me into a vacant posting, you evil temptress (one of my fave lines from Grumpy Old Men, LOL), I guess I'll say seeya and have a good weekend. :)
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
Jeffro
*in best Wooderson voice*
Alright!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
umm...laundry (always), grocery shopping, hockey practice Sat afternoon, and I've received word from The Boss that "this goddamn house is gonna get picked up this weekend." LOL
Other than that, not much...the goal is to get some quality time with the recliner around 4pm Sunday when the Pats play.
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
Jeffro,
Tonight it's house cleaning and Prince Caspian, work tomorrow and laundry & trash Sunday! I am a wild one!
You?
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Must be a VT thing.
Any plans for the weekend?
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
Jeffro,
*slaps forehead*
Never heard that before in my life!!
Pot pie comin up!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 4:19pm.
Jeffro!
"green salad with the butane dressing"
You may actually have one on me?!?!?!? If you do, I shall worship you for always.
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dope.pot.reefer.maryjane.blunts.splifs.doobies.bingers.POKE SMOT, silly!
Now go fix me a turkey pot pie, slave girl! :)
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
Jeffro!
"green salad with the butane dressing"
You may actually have one on me?!?!?!? If you do, I shall worship you for always.
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
I would so love to go there to birth a baby but sadly this bitch has been spayed.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 4:09pm.
Jeffro!
Salad? Um how about dark chocolate covered grapes?
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um, sure, I'll try anything once...I was referring to the 'green' salad with the butane dressing. :)
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
Jeffro!
Salad? Um how about dark chocolate covered grapes?
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 3:50pm.
What? Nobody wants a juice box?
*tap*tap*
Is this thing on?
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you kiddin me? Pass one over, let's pack a salad too!
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
Im kind of horny now.
*calls therapist*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
What? Nobody wants a juice box?
*tap*tap*
Is this thing on?
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 3:30pm.
Well it would certainly make ppl want to stay, plus you would totally get your money's worth!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 3:30pm.
I want to build a sexy hospital. Hire attractive nurses and doctors and have them give massages. Marvin Gaye over the speakers, erotic artwork on the walls. I really think it would help people get better.
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Bow-Chick-a-BOWWOW Memorial does have a nice ring to it.
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
I want to build a sexy hospital. Hire attractive nurses and doctors and have them give massages. Marvin Gaye over the speakers, erotic artwork on the walls. I really think it would help people get better.
YA'LL JUST JEALOUS CAUSE THE KITTEY DID DO THE BROKEN MALL BOOT MOVE IN THE HOSPITAL BED WEARING MOM JEANS MAKING WITCH EYES FOR THE CARLA NURSES!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
some of you may be amazed at how ubiquitous cartoon characters are in asia. they are really a big part of modern asian culture.. things that are cute and childlike... even on traffic signs and stuff...
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Submitted by Pernicious on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 3:19pm.
Clearly, somebody needs to call county on all of you!
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yeah, tell em we need more beer and a pack of zig-zags.
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
Okay, seriously? I think there are some typos here. I don't think a real hospital can be built for $3 million. Building a stone patio cost my MIL $75K and that didn't have plumbing or wiring or walls or a roof. So.... Maybe it was $3 billion.
And Hello Kitty only shows up twice a YEAR? That can't be right. I'm sure Hello Kitty shows up more often than that at St. Vincent's Hospital downtown!
Anyhoo, it's a good idea for the little kids... Hospitals are scary!
GET COUNTY ON THE FONE OK WOW TENNIS CANS ARE MAKING THE BOOT MOVES WITH TOILET BATS IN THEIR EYES OK WOW YALLS LOWER CHATS DO MEAN WAY TO SLOT TIMES WOW
THIS KITTEH BE DORK SIDED!
DORK SIDED KITTEH GO TO HAIL!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Jeffro,
Here I am! I do not know why, but this place stores shit up for me to fix until Friday afternoon. Then I have a line of people outside my office with "emergencies"!
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part ya fuckers!!!
Phew. I feel better.
Adult juice boxes for EVERYONE!!!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Clearly, somebody needs to call county on all of you!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 3:14pm.
YOU CAN'T STOP THE TOILET TIMES WITH A FLASH IN THE GREEN BEAN AISLE WITH A BOOT SNAP SOCK SLOT ON KEVIN'S BALLS! OK, WOW!
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That blew my dark-sided mind.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 3:12pm.
I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT BIRTHIN NO BABIES!
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Clarisse, there you are. Didja get the boxes of wine? We're having a farewell to OJ/Christmas Story par-tay up in this mug!
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
LCT, LOVE ANDERSON.
YOU CAN'T STOP THE TOILET TIMES WITH A FLASH IN THE GREEN BEAN AISLE WITH A BOOT SNAP SOCK SLOT ON KEVIN'S BALLS! OK, WOW!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Doubleyew...tee...eff....
I only hope Children's Services has an office next door so they can just pull them aside and take the babies as they get discharged so they can be raised by sane people that don't rely on cartoon characters for medical care!!!!
iHeartHaters on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 3:08pm
I was actually in Marshall's last week and saw a boot with broken heel......
Shopping is so much more interesting after I joined DLISTED.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT BIRTHIN NO BABIES!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
ROTFL@box o clean stink!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
FUCK NO KITTY is right.
Poor baby would be permanently scared from this shit.
My c-sec was emergency too fetal distress.
that's when I yelled SUCK MY CHALUPA!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
LMFAO Bradi wtf girl!=)) I love it when you get a bout of CB tourettes!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
GIVE WITCH EYES TO PINK WIG CAT IN BOX OF CLEAN STINK OK WOW
Ha! obviously Tsai Tsung-chi has never been in labor.
How would Mariah Carey expect to pop out a mini-fucked up Mimi in this hospital? She CLEARLY gets her rocks off on Hello Kitty, and you can't very well birth a baby if you're fucking yourself with a Hello Kitty vibrating cock.
MAKE THE LOCK OF TACOS DANCE THE CATS FOR DRESS IN SAUSAGE PARK!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"Hello Demerol" would be more like it.