Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....
Which well-built actor has been bought a bra for Christmas by a disgruntled ex as a dig about his moobs? (3am Girls)
Jesse Metcalfe and Nadine Coyle? I just hope she got him the manssiere.
Which young actor is finding it hard to stay out of trouble? This celebrity is young, handsome, and parties too much. So far there’s been an incident with his car, an insurance fraud investigation, and an accusation of destruction of property at one of the hotels at which he has stayed. Most of these incidents have not made the headlines. California criminal defense lawyers must be lining up outside his door anticipating the lucrative stream of income this troublemaker will provide over the next few years. (Blind Gossip)
Sh-sh-sh-Shia?!
This barely serviceable singer from a barely serviceable group does have B+ name recognition while the group itself has probably A+ name recognition. Anyway, our singer has been throwing quite a few tantrums lately including walking off stage well before the set is over. Mostly these are because of her drug habit. Coke and meth are her drugs of choice. The bigger problem is that our singer is convinced that her significant other who is many times richer will take care of her if she gets kicked out of the group. Maybe, but some of the other girls he has been cheating with may not agree with her viewpoint. (CDAN)
Nicole Scherzinger of the Trannycat Dolls? She's currently boinking that rich race car driver dude Lewis Hamitlon.
Which actress’ parents nixed her boyfriend because he “wasn’t like them”? The boyfriend is a music maker who has certainly made the rounds through a bunch of actresses. Most surprisingly, though, is the recent discovery that he was dating an actress who is aiming for A list status via films. The actress’ parents completely freaked out when they saw a photo of the couple as her laptop computer’s screensaver, and demanded she break up with him. Although you would know her parents’ names if you heard them - and assume that they would not care about things like income, race, religion, or age - they are actually just a couple of snobs who couldn’t get past the fact that he “wasn’t like them”. (Blind Gossip)
Tater Head?! Or any of the Willis girls? Scout LaRue recently made her debut at the Crillon Ball in Paris, so those bitches think they are high society and shit.
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Rumer Willis was previously photographed holding hands with Evan Ross, the son of Diana Ross, so looks like the "wasn't like them" statement could be racist.
isn't nicole a little old to be doing drugs (no offence)
shes almost 31
I imagine that Demi didn't bother with plastic surgery. She just had a whole new head grafted on.
He looks like a B-cup to me.
That car-crasher is so Shia. I dunno why they bothered to call it "Blind."
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I don't know, Sibsi, but it's been my Golden Rule Of Partying for a good decade - don't mix pills & booze.
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Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:13pm.
I think Shia's a cutie and all this bad boy business, I hate to admit, only makes him hotter in my book. I wouldn't mind being his older woman.
As for the drugs - i think you'd be crazy to do all that. One pill and the pot will prolly have you asleep in an hour or teo - but my most major pieve of advice: don't mix pills w/ booze. I've seen tons of people do it and get away with it, and I've seen others end up dead or hospitalized - many of them in the former group at one time.
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What do you mean 'bout mixing pills with booze?
You mean that when I take my benadryl and then have some beers I can end up dead?
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I think Shia's a cutie and all this bad boy business, I hate to admit, only makes him hotter in my book. I wouldn't mind being his older woman.
As for the drugs - i think you'd be crazy to do all that. One pill and the pot will prolly have you asleep in an hour or teo - but my most major pieve of advice: don't mix pills w/ booze. I've seen tons of people do it and get away with it, and I've seen others end up dead or hospitalized - many of them in the former group at one time.
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I think the Mr. Moobs is Simon from American Idol. House or no house as a parting gift after all those years together, she's gotta be pissed.
I agree with all the answers.
Demi and Bruce have a LOT of FUCKING NERVE considering where they came from. Seriously.
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 6:36pm.
yeah me too, I feel kind of guilty. ;)
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Whenever I think of a young Demi Moore, I think of those early pics of her with a really hairy black bush that were circulated in the 80s...look 'em up. I am sure they are still around. Look like a wild animal could jump out of that bush any minute. Wonder if she shaves or waxes now.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 6:31pm.
It can't be Shia because he is not handsome...young and a troublemaker yes, but handsome? NO!
One of my major lusts,he is super sexy to me:)
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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It can't be Shia because he is not handsome...young and a troublemaker yes, but handsome? NO!
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Submitted by Morrissey on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:32pm.
Thank you, B-z-b. I always get scared for people when they talk about doing that.
Just take one thing at a time... ALSO, the things you listed are ALL downers. They would NOT cancel each other out. They would make you go into a coma, I think... (or worse, jeez.)
When you talk of cancelling things out, usually that could happen when someone takes some kind of speed or upper, and mixes THAT with one of the downer family of things you're talking about..
Be safe! We care about you. :)
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Submitted by Morrissey on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:32pm.
Thanks for answering. I'm sorry for your friend's and your loss.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Don't have a clue who are the people featured in these bis, but...
It's all well and good to say someone (Demi, for instance) would also have - along with surgical intervention - their features changed over time with aging.
Don't buy that though. My 85+ y.o grandmother still has her main features from when she was young. Her face did not completely change like Demi's did over the years.
If Demi's face was allowed to age naturally, she'd still have that f*cked up jaw of hers, complete with a huge set of jowls, etc. to adorn her face.
She's a very good looking woman, but this would never be possible without modern medicine and tons of cash, noway...
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"Scout LaRue recently made her debut at the Crillon Ball in Paris"
Girlfriend, please. Bruce and Demi barely made it out of the trailer park and now they are presenting their daughter at a debutante ball in Paris???
Being the stars of "Die Harder" and "Stripper" didn't make them classy, and neither will sending their daughters to debutante balls. Let's hope those homely girls are getting a good education!
@ Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 4:55pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! love horsey jokes, thx!
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
1.Brad Pitt.Aniston is such a sore loser
2.Shia
3.I agree with Scherzinger but I would have picked O'day if she was still in DK
4.They don't say the age of this kid so I am going with Taterhead over Scout
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:32pm.
UM, WHAT? I would say, don't mix any of them, unless you'd like to take a trip to the morgue.
NEVER mix drugs, no matter how well you think you know how to.
One of my closest friends ever in this world just had a brother who died from doing just that. And he was a "pro".
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Totally off topic, but I need advice from our resident drug conoisseurs:
If you take 4 Ativan, 4 Xanax, and 4 darvocet, will you get a buzz, or will they just cancel each other out. BTW, this was in between bong hits, just to help things along. Anybody have any ideas? (besides get more)
*edited to add: Sorry if I killed the thread.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Demi was an odd-looking kid, but I don't think she got prettier from plastic surgery alone. She got better looking as she got older.
In her early movies she was pretty but not drop-dead gorgeous. Now she seems to be working very hard to be beautiful because she looks more amazing as each year goes by. I don't think that happens naturally after a certain point.
I wonder if she has a self-image issue.
meth?? gross!
Spanky - yes, if you look at Demi in St. Elmo's Fire, then in Ghost, then in Charlies Angels, she almost looks like 3 completley different people.
I'm also too lazy to find pictures, but Demi had surgery to correct her wall eyes as a teenager. If you are old enough to remember when she was on GH, she had a very prominent jaw and weird bone structure. She had major work done between movies and she looked TOTALLY different when she did Ghost. Major nose, jaw and cheek work. The shape of her face changed around this time. Subsequent work has been anti-aging procedures like lifts and botox.
...........LaRUE?!
angel_i- I agree, I don't think she looks bad.
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I always thought Demi was cute. Her body used to be a little boyish tho...
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Well, if it WAS Jesse Metcalfe...then his ex is a dumb bitch. Dude may be a douche, but he's got great pecs. Pecs are not moobs.
Submitted by mslewis on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 4:49pm.
The Willis girls are not the "homely daughters of a beautiful mom." Demi was a real dog until she started with the knife. Google some of her teenage pictures. Girl was FUGLY!!!
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A huge arabian stallion and a little dwarf horse are at the racetrack. After years of watching the big horse run in races, the little guy asks to race against him. Of course, the big horse blows him away, and adds insult by laughing and kicking mud in the little horse's face.
When the little horse finally gets to the finish line, he's crying, so the big horse says, "look, let's go again, I'll give you a quarter length head start."
Off they go, same result.
"Okay, says the big horse, this time I'll give you a half length lead." Little horse is fired up now! Away they go, and again it ends with the little horse covered in mud and tears, and the big horse laughing.
But he gives the little guy one more shot. "I'm gonna give you a three-quarter length lead this time." Little horse is so happy now, there no way he can lose! Off they go, he's going as fast as his lil legs can go, he's laughing and cheering cuz he knows he'll win if he tries hard enough.
10 feet before the finish line, the big horse comes charging by, kicks dirt in the little horse's face, making him fall in a heap before he even crosses the finish line.
Bawling pitifully, he says, "why did you do that? I thought you were being nice to me, I was trying as hard as I can, and you still beat me and kicked mud at me!"
From the stands, a dog who has watched this whole mess speaks up and says, "you know, the little guy is right, that's pretty fucked what you did to him."
Big horse looks at the little horse and says....
"Holy shit. A talking dog!"
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1. No clue
2. What did Shia do now? I swear he's like wrangling puppies!
3. not sure but it is def. racial.
No prob till the fam saw the pic?
I'm way over due for kalua fun times in my tummy!
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The Willis girls are not the "homely daughters of a beautiful mom." Demi was a real dog until she started with the knife. Google some of her teenage pictures. Girl was FUGLY!!!
I, personally, admire the way his leaf necklace accentuates his cleavage.
That chic he's kissing looks a bit like Hayden. I think his boobs are bigger than hers. She just a jellis h8r.
i think the "not like them" part is supposed to mean the music guy's black, not social standing
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 4:18pm.
Shia is the correct guess MK.
Ive heard things......
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I iz not a fan of da blind itims, sooo...
Here is my favorite joke ever!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see".
Watson said "I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be associated with such a galactic and, therefore, stellar population. Allowing for similar chemical distribution throughout the cosmos it may be reasonably implied that life-and possibly intelligent life-may well fill the universe.
Also, being a believer, theologically, it tells me that the vastness of space may be yet another suggestion of the greatness of God and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, the blackness of the sky and the crispness of the stellar images tells me that there is low humidity and stable air and therefore we are most likely to enjoy a beautiful day tomorrow.
Why? - What does it tell you, Mr. Holmes?"
Holmes: " Watson, you idiot, it tells me that someone has stolen our tent".
Moob implants...bwahahahahahahahha!
#2 is Shia. No doubt.
didnt this dude get titty implants when he was more in shape and then stopped working out and then it looked obvious?
Or am i thinking of Travolta?
Or maybe im having acid flash back moments?
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do roids cause teh man-b@@b problem?
I think its cuz they drink too much milk. Milk has a ton of hormones in it. FEMAIL HORMONES! Cut the milk if you wanna cut the chub.
they DID make some homely girls, didnt they? i dont understand why, but i think it must be very hard to be the homely daughter of a beautiful mom. poor things.
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i would k-i-l-l for those chandeliers at the Crillon!
and I guess white is totally out for coming out parties? when did the debs ditch the white?
No gay blind items? Who cares...
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Shia is the correct guess MK.
Ive heard things........
I also hear rumors about penis pics soon to hit the interwebs......
Hungnation speculation going on!
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I agree with #1...convinced it was the moobs that cushioned his fall and saved his life.
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