Crossdressers Always Do It Better
The following story is about crossdressing criminals and the mug shot above is my favorite full-length mug shot of a crossdressing criminal. It fits.
Yesterday at Harry Winston in Paris, two fancy-looking couples strolled into the joint and began browsing the merchandise. It didn't take employees long to realize that the fine ladies were actually dudes dressed in wigs and dresses. All four dudes whipped out their guns (sounds sexy) and forced 15 people including employees and customers into a corner.
The crossdressers and their boyfriends then started loading their bags with necklaces, broaches, rings, watches and any other shiny expensive shit they could get their satin covered hands on.
I mean, those cross dressers better have been wearing full-length black satin gloves or that would be a crime in itself. I also hope that they draped the jewelry all over their body while performing "Diamonds are a Crossdresser's Best Friend" for the entire store.
Anyway, it only took them 20 minutes to snatch $108 million worth of jewelry. It's the biggest jewel theft in French history and the second biggest in Europe. Police say the robbers are probably headed for Eastern Europe to sell their booty on the black market.
This shit is like Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar meets Rififi! I bet you Hollywood is already working on the movie version of this shit starring Tommy Girl and Johnny Travolta, of course.
I need security footage of this shit right now! I'm sure it's hot, but I don't know if it could beat the footage of the crossdressing man who robbed Burger King a while ago. Clip below:
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@asspenny:
*ahem*
Hi! Who the fuck are you?
Actually, now that I read back I'm more and more curious about this "code" you refer to...was it "Booyah"..."Sober"...."Choke on my toke"...."thisbitchissexyandyouknowit.jpg" (which is really not fair cuz MK wrote that. I'm telling!)
Is it the English language your having problems with...or perhaps the French...? Do tell! Inquiring minds want to know!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
This shit is like Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar meets Rififi! I bet you Hollywood is already working on the movie version of this shit starring Tommy Girl and Johnny Travolta, of course.
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lol MK
Hey! He got his implants from Posh's doctor.
Booyah, Triscuit!
I ♥ YOU!!! Go ahead and prove me right that life is FULL of possibilities! I love that shit.
PS. Save picture as...thisbitchissexyandyouknowit.jpg. LOL, MK!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 10:57am.
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WHORE!
I ♥ You!I think I have 17 days!(sober)
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
I especially like the fouty(yes fouty)o' Bud!
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
Hey, Triscuit! ♥Sm♥♥cheS♥
I hear you hunny. I found that almost as disturbind as if she'd been giving him a handjob while he spoke. Bizarre!
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Why is that woman showing us how she masturbates on that machine?
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
Interesting!
My friend recommended me a very interesting place *** http: //mixed love.zoomshare.com/files/index.htm *** It 's where you have the opportunity to join a social site.
Cross dressers do ALWAYS do it better...
www.gayvolt.com
I'm in Eastern Europe!!! We get black market booty all that time but it's usually perfume and adidas. Not stuff like this. I wonder if some of it will come my way.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:00pm.
Cheers, angel_i! I've heard it's not a good toke, 'less you choke. You know, friends of mine have said that.....
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 4:56pm.
I am very curious as to why this mugshot is full-length. That's not standard practice, is it?
hahahahaha. For police amusement only.
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Uh huh. I figured as much.
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:54pm.
If you're going to wear a bikini, maybe you should cut out the quart-at-a-time buds, honey.
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Well, that done made me choke on my toke!
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If you're going to wear a bikini, maybe you should cut out the quart-at-a-time buds, honey.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Did they scoop him off of Daytona Beach during bike week? His beer is on the desk. lol.
like Britney, uhh they'll never suspect a thing.cough.
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"Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from Heaven afar"
His wax job is pretty good. His flip flops are pretty. That's the best I can do.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 4:56pm.
I am very curious as to why this mugshot is full-length. That's not standard practice, is it?
hahahahaha. For police amusement only.
Attica! Attica!
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 6:17pm.
with hooker shoes on.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
"sell their booty on the black market."
Yeah, I bet.
Also, could the bikini tranny not have cleaned out his belly button lint before the mug shot was taken? Have some klass.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
How the hell else was s/he supposed to pay for that craptastic boob job?
Rich and famous people suck.
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Pregnant Dude shouldn't be drinking.
What a hot model```!he looks like a member of ~~~MyInterRacialMatch.com where some hollywood celebrities and supermodels are seeking for love. She is on her way to romances now?
cantankerous, i was going to ask the same question!
What is that chick in the video doing with her hand? Looks like she is brining the mouse to orgasm or something...
There is a 100% certainty that there is a Hollywood producer chasing the Paris/Winston robbers to secure the film rights.
So let me get this right, this tranny in the Kohls Saturday special dress, drove to...Burger King...in a pick up truck....to rob it.
Doesn't get get tossed out of the tranny club for a lack of glamor? At least a stern talking to by the regional head tranny or something.
Cheers
The guy in the photo looks like Britney Spears daddy impersonating her.
Now that would be hot! Especially if he rolls around in a bat of cheese grits!
LOL
That was Paris, you might want to get yourself down to the free clinic.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I thought it was Britney.
Wow, TV - you must have some ultra-pouty lips! Sexay!
Once I almost got beat by a methed-out crossdresser with 5 oclock shadow! S/he was skeery! All sinewy and so fucking tall in those heels! I thought it was Paris! *shivers*.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:56pm.
My lips are poutier than that. It's my brother.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@Sheeps:
You got some nerve calling ME nasty, homegurl.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:38pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:15pm.
Now you got me all confused! I thought THIS was Sheeps out on the town with TV!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/GIFS/crossdressers1....
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angel_i, you need to study your crossdressers more. Anyone can tell that pic is of TV and ESE; Sheeps would never wear that whore-red lipstick, only the pink shade for his fair complexion.
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Ahh...I should have consulted an expert. You're so right!
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Baby-ah. Git in mah bell-aye!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:17pm.
That dude's a tranny expert. Was he wearing a wedding ring?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:15pm.
Now you got me all confused! I thought THIS was Sheeps out on the town with TV!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/GIFS/crossdressers1....
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angel_i, you need to study your crossdressers more. Anyone can tell that pic is of TV and ESE; Sheeps would never wear that whore-red lipstick, only the pink shade for his fair complexion.
Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:27pm.
Hi, there. Are you back in the US?
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:03pm
I thought it was oprah that was most powerful (woman)?
O/T: Atleast he keeps his bikini line nice and trimmed.
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Hi sheeps!
*throws air kiss at you*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I root for non-violent criminals all the time!
So Im at work, and this photo is just fucking precious, so I tell my buddy "yo, open dlisted and check out the first picture"
she IMs me back "that is a really cute swimsuit"
HAHAHHA
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Is it wrong to hope that they get away with the robbery and never get caught? Sometimes I root for the bad guys. (Only if no one got hurt, though).
Come on. Harry Winston is totally insured up the wazoo and they're overpriced and overrated. The salespeople will be dining out on their robbery story forever. Everyone is happy!
Whoever filmed that clip spent alot of time of the woman controlling the mouse/tracking ball thingy. Very creepy.
As for the photo - what the fuck does he have stuffed into the bikin top?
It's Britney Bitch!!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:15pm.
Bitez-moi, méchante.
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:10pm.
His necklace matched the dress so the thief is a REAL crossdresser. LMFAO.
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I know, right? That part made me laugh pretty hard: "You see...his necklace matches his dress and his nails are done all pretty...." He KINDA saved himself with the wig. But I've, honestly, never seen a crossdresser lumber around like that. Usually they seem to try to move like women too. Or they just do, maybe...not so much "try".
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 5:07pm.
So this is what Sheeps looks like. Nice belly ring.
Awww. Thanks, you! Nips, too.
He makes a better looking chick than Kim Zolciak,better wig too.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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