St. Angie Is The Highest Paid Actress In The Universe
Saint Angelina Jolie has knocked Reese Witherspoon off her golden throne and is now the highest paid actress in the entire universe according to The Hollywood Reporter. You know some bitchy ass alien is giving me the side-eye because she's the highest paid actress on Mars.
In 2008, Angie's movies including Kung Fu Panda and Wanted totaled $1 billion worldwide. She makes up to $15 million per movie.
I'm sure Saint Angie has it on her "To do list" to donate every last cent she's ever made to the humans of the world. She'll live the rest of her life as a peasant in some shanty town so that every person on this planet can say they've been touched by her kindness. Either that or she'll use her fortune to adopt more kids and finally create a child army big enough to take us all down. Yeah, probably the latter.
The rest of the top 5 looks like this:
2. Julia Roberts
3. Reese Witherspoon
4. Cameron Diaz
5. Katherine Heigl
Wait. Stop. Hold up. Rewind. Put the phone down. Throw the pie away. Choke a kitten. KATHERINE HEEEIGL?! Katherine "makes me want to stick a knife in my peen hole" Heigl is the 5th highest paid actress in the world?! Okay, whoever is paying this ho to act in anything needs to be taken out back and beat with a tree branch by my abuelita.
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Monica Belluci DECIMATES fucking lollypop head Angelina. Got that, Loonies? Good.
And hang in there, Stan Hooper:)
*makes note Ann Taylor Loft has shot for 9.99...*
I agree with you Bella, a change has taken place. I don't like aspects of it, there is a shrill tone to it from time to time.
And about Monica Bellucci, obviously I have eyes and didn't mean 'dull' in the way you understood it. My point was merely that her beauty is so.. otherworldly, so clean and pristine that you can't keep looking at pictures of her. There's nothing I love more than looking at pics of truly beautiful women - it inspires me for some reason, and I can't sit for, like, 10 minutes looking a pics of Bellucci. She looks the same in every picture. Angelina has a strange changeable quality about her.
Her beauty is not flawless like Bellucci's or Adjani's. I mean, I love pouty lips and they normally do increase the beauty of a face, but all things in moderation! Angelina's are huge, and actually, they can be called a flaw (even though many would disagree with me!). It reminds me of Poe's description of what constitutes a very beautiful face: all features with the exception of ONE must be perfect. And this one flaw actually causes the face to be not just beautiful, but positively magical. One that you can't take your eyes off. A good example is Belluccis lover, Vincent Cassel. His nose is huge, but is more handsome than someone with a totally generic look? ANYDAY.
Haha!G'luck, lizzieb!
And speaking of UK X-mas shopping... hay... last time I lived there, Tesco was just for foods, now it looks like a British Wal-Mart?
It's weird to think people would buy X-mas gifts at Tesco.
Eta: because shoddy wording can lead to lots of headache... did not mean to imply you'll be doing your x-mas shopping there, just wondering what's up with that.
Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 9:50am.
ETA: Are we the only ones awake now, Stan?
It's afternoon in the UK. I'm going xmas shopping *shudder* but I am sure more mom jeans wearing, obsese ocean screamer, jen hens will appear in my place.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 9:42am.
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That's a bunch of fuckery, isn't it? Yeah, I know.. then again, it could be worse, but it's hard to cope just by knowing that there are people worse off than us.
Is it too much to ask of society that teachers, researchers and those working hard make more money than men (and women) who have no skill sets which are useful beyond Hw?
It's not that their work isn't valuable, but how is it more valuable than working on the search for the cure of cancer?
And noway in hell one can justify those VS sluts making a bazzilion times more than a good teacher either. That's bs that our society rewards people for hitting the genetic jackpot.
ETA: Are we the only ones awake now, Stan? I hope not, 'cause we need numbers to fight the invasion of loonies and Chinese shills.
Sorry I was shouting..but I really was pissed that I had to accept a pay cut to keep working.
OK. I'm in a better mood now. OK so I got 20k shaved off my paycheck next year. Lucky to have a job for now. Went to Ann Taylor Loft and stocked up on $9.99 blouses for work. I've put a cap on buying clothes for me and the kids for next year. Nothing past 10 bucks. shit. No more treating myself to things I work hard for. Capped spending on lunch, no going out for dinner,and limiting my food shopping and no vacation next year.
tears are coming. I'm getting emo now....
FUCK THAT..THOSE BITCHES MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY..UGLY HAGS..WAAAAAAAA. WAAAAAAA.
and oh yeah..FUCK YOU BACK TO THE BRANGOLOONIES. BRAD AND ANGIE CAN GO KISS MY BROKE ASS. OVERPAID BITCH AND HER OVERPAID HUSBAND.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
I too was scared to find the thread taken hostage by the loonies O_0
While everyone was asleep, I guess they moved in, but I am glad to see this sh*t is over now.
G'morning, btw~
Submitted by Muska on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 7:49am.
I just watched her in Original Sin. You can't take your eyes off of her whe she's on screen, she's really something else. Yay for Angelina!
Her beauty's not the flawless dull Monica Bellucian-sort of beauty that have you sighing. It's totally flawed! But soooo intriguing - like the woman herself.
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Monica Belluci and dull do not go together...
Angie Jo used to be very intriguing, I was one of those people who thought she was the sexiest woman I´d ever seen. But now she´s become like a freakish cartoon character of her former self and there´s no denying all the hypocrisy, crazyness and bullshit surrounding this woman.
Submitted by K2 on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 9:12am.
Coincidentally you know who else has a head to match hers? Johnny Lee Miller!
Thank god they didn't breed. They would have a Mekon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mekon
army by now.
Edited to add- look at the photo on this link! Ha, that's what their baby would have looked like. It's funny because it is totally true.
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Coincidentally you know who else has a head to match hers? Johnny Lee Miller! Look at his photo on this site. Can we say : big head big head big head!
You fuckin Brangeloonies need to go to fondle each other over on JJ or have an orgy over at Celebitchy. You bitches are worse than Claymates in your fervor. It's too early for this shit. Beat it!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 8:29am.
Nice, the last few posts here are Brangealoonies and spammers.
Not any more!!!!
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Submitted by www.gayvolt.com on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 8:04am.
well.. I thought she was AMAZING in Gia
Yes. But she was playing a drug addicted woman with mental problems who made a living out of her looks. Not much of a stretch- like Catherine Zeta Jones playing golddiggers. They do it well but it's not acting. When she trys to play- oh, lets say a doting mother, it all goes tits up and out of the cinemas before you can say famewhore.
All this means is she was paid a lot, but the films where is was the lead do poor to average business. She will fade away when even the credulous fans think her crazy cat lady kid collecting has gone too far. Can't come to soon for me. At last she can screen the 'mommy met daddy' film on her forehead if she's short of money.
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Nice, the last few posts here are Brangealoonies and spammers.
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I just watched her in Original Sin. You can't take your eyes off of her whe she's on screen, she's really something else. Yay for Angelina!
Her beauty's not the flawless dull Monica Bellucian-sort of beauty that have you sighing. It's totally flawed! But soooo intriguing - like the woman herself.
Come on, wouldn't you guys be fuming if it was wet marshmellow Gwyneth Paltrow or Reese Witherspoon??
Katherine H..? Is that a joke? She can't seriously be so highly paid... That hurts me. And gags me. And...
I think this woman is a GODDESS!. Period!
MK, I LOVE you for that picture of St. Angie. I hope you don't get too many death threats from the loonies though!
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If you think the women's pay checks are crazy. You should take a peek at how much the guys make. Its down right offensive. When I see one of them pimpin' a kids cook book or perfume it makes me sick. How much money is enough? Give the Average Joe or Average Jane a chance to write a book. I guess they have to corner ALL the markets?!
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Is that Angie's O face?I am scared now.All these actresses suck.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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All the films that do well with Jolie are based on cartoons or video games...HAHAHAHA! She is a freaking joke! And please don't mention Wanted. In the US it made $134m. The little film that could "Momma Mia" out grossed it in 2008...
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Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
have feeling the Northern one will see this shit in morning. Shh, she's sleeping her pretty head off now. When you see this, Bon Matin!
Frankenstein-head Jolie can never compete with us because WE have actually NORMAL sized heads. THE END.
LOL @ "makes me want to stick a knife in my peen hole" that was funny. i could picture you!
angie like has 1000000000000 a year but the rest don't work why they would be on the list?
Angel I is a dream. The End.
Nobody should be making that kind of money..it's ridiculous.
And Julia Roberts?? WTF?
Angel I is this site. I come on here to see her post and copy some on my site. A lovely, northern-like thing, she is.
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That's right Vanilla Sky is the only movie I love with crazy man. Let me just add this in here, Jennifer was good in Derailed I thought. I always thought Jennifer was a good actress. Never understood someone really meaning it, and saying she was bad at acting. Not team angelina people, but seriously thinking she's a bad actress. I always thought she was good. And yeah the good girl was good too.
And I don't know what this is about some hats Brad the pitts is selling but I wouldn't buy one. he can go donate a few million! If i want to give, I'll give on my own time straight to the charity.
Sorry angel, you did bring up being jon malk...my bad
Angel you just really impressed me Lol Do you know I really liked that movie "very bad things" and no one seems to remember it? You are the only person I know that has ever brought that movie up. I dunno, maybe I or we are the only people that liked it but I thought it was pretty good and I think cameron is a really funny woman and that's why I like her. She was also very good in (I don't think you mentioned this) but "being Jon Malkovich" (if i spelled that right). Oh and Vanilla Sky. That's why I like her. And I don't think Angelina can hold a candle to her!
Her lips look like they are pressed against glass. She needs a little chapstick too.
OMG, even I just got lost on my own site. Make no money from it. Just love the gossip.
Warning to all you actor wanna-bes... Its not about talent! Its about who's got the best PR agency working for them. And it also helps to have a old geezer like Clint Eastwood kissing your ass.
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All I'm gonna say is take a good hard look at that photo of Jolie. OMG!!! Why is there such a huge space between her eyeballs and eyebrows? It's kind of freaky. When you take away the false eyelashes, give her back her normal nose (the new one looks too small for her face ) and remove the cheek implants, all you see is BIG HEAD BIG HEAD BIG HEAD! That's some scary shit.
Brad Pitt is an uneducated hillbilly. The end.
Jolie has Frankenstein head, Diaz, a sloppy face and Reese needs a hacksaw and sawzall taken to that chin. Like I said earlier, our society today envies and ignores truly beautiful people with talent for serious roles. A society of jealous motherfuckers. Who knew?
OK - so there's a list of the top 100 women in entertainment and Jolie's the only actress that even made that list (how is beyond me). Oprah is #1.
Now as for the actress list, Julia is still commanding $15 mil for Duplicity. Jolie made $15 mil for Wanted but that's it. Jen is still on the list making $8 mil, along with Diaz, Reese in the $10 mil. There is NO way in hell that Jolie deserves to be making that kind of money. Bradley must be pulling some strings for her. She certainly wasn't making that prior to fucking him!
Bottom line is that NONE of these actors should be making this kind of sick money. That goes double for athletes!!We've got banks, insurance and the auto industry looking for billions to bail their asses out, people losing jobs by the minute along with their houses and yet these idiots haven't taken a cut in pay! WTF??? AND Oprah is the biggest overpaid overrated talk show host out there!
none of these hold a candle to the true actresses like Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Dorothy Dandridge, Lena Horne, Ruby Dee, Grace Kelly, Judy Garland, Julie Andrews, Liz Taylor, etc. etc. etc. anyway. And movies are not that great anymore either.
If anyone should be on this list, it should be true talent like Angela Bassett, Cate Blanchett, etc. actresses of that caliber!
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I totes agree - and the kicker that really pisses me off is how they are always telling all of US how WE need to give all this money to 9/11 fund, rebuilding post-Katrina, etc. - just one of these shit celebs could make one movie and donate their earnings and we'd prolly have a cancer cure. But no, instead they want to be fabulous and jet set in their private planes and designer clothes and whatnot. Think of what good the money floating around the Beckham/Cruise/Jolie-Pitt bank accounts could accomplish. Instead we are all supposed to buy those hideous hats brad Pitt's been foiting on us because it makes him feel all self-important for having "educated" us.
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Meryl is actually very pretty. See her in 'Holocaust' when young. A beauty.
This is some tacky shit. People are losing their homes and jobs. These over paid actors on and off this list. Will get paid more in one year. Then normal people will get in a lifetime. 10, 15, 25 Million is way to much for any actor to get for 2 months worth of work. I don't care if its Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks, Will Smith or who ever. And Meryl Streep is the best actress to ever show her face in a movie. Ugly as hell but still a great actress. It should be a crime that Angie Jolie makes more than a wonder actress like Meryl Streep. And before you guys say it. I know I am HATING!!
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Submitted by Mejinn on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 11:22pm.
I thought Jen was ok in Office Space. Just sayin'..
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