St. Angie Is The Highest Paid Actress In The Universe

I thought Jen was ok in Office Space. Just sayin'..

The list of 100 people that I saw consisted of not one other actor/actress aside from Jolie and Miley Fucking Cyrus (sp)! Don't tell me this is a legitimate list. IF no other actor is making more than Jolie per film then Hollywood has gone to shit! Case closed. p.s. Kung Fu Panda is for children - those movies always do fucking well at the box office - Jolie's tramp voice didn't add shit to it!

Jen was gerat in Good Girl and I also thought the same of her work in Friends with Money.

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No, I haven't. I actually had it sitting in my Netflix Queue for a while, as I saw some of the previews for it & thought it looked interesting, but then for whatever reason I never watched it. Should I?
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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 11:00pm.

i liked aniston in friends with money, did you see that one?

This list sucks. AJ not that great of an actress. Oh she was great in Gia but what has she done since then other than star in one bad action film after an other? She's the original one trick pony.

Julia Roberts? Stars in bad romantic comdies and isn't all that as an actress.

Reese Witherspoon. I thought she had a chance at being an amazing actress from Freeway and Election. But then she let me down because she went and starred in all of those horrible chick flicks. Blech!

Katherine Heigel?? Who in the fuck cares about this bitch who never seems greatful to the people who helped her in her career to begin with.

lol@baboons ass for a mouf

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@Ms. Caligula : yeah, she was good in The Good Girl. Actually, Aniston is not too terrible in the indie films she appeared in.

Reese is a b*tch. She looks sweet, but underneath that exterior, word is she's a major asshole. Her role in Election is apparently a self portrayal really according to insiders.

Julia Roberts was the first woman to be elevated to greatness because she has a baboon's ass for mouf, so it's fitting she follows Angelina in that list, isn't it? I think I once tried watching Pretty Woman but just could not make it past half...

Angelina is not that great of an actress the same goes for the rest of the psycho's on that list. As for Jennifer Anniston, she is painful to watch.

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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 11:00pm.

i liked aniston in friends with money, did you see that one?

Okay, I've never done this before, but I feel the need to come in & defend Jennifer Aniston's acting abilities. True, she mostly is typecast in shitty romantic comedies, but I was truly blown away by her performance in "The Good Girl". Her character in that film is the total opposite of who she is, & she still pulled it off wonderfully. I totally bought her as the unhappy, cynical, adulteress small town grocery store worker married to a pothead painter. Therefore, I think she definetly has some acting chops, & is capable of more than what she normally does. I would like to see her in more serious roles, as I would like to see what she can do with some better good material. Kinda like Robin Williams: his comedic roles annoyed the hell out of me, & made me hate him with a passion. But then he was in "One Hour Photo", & I thought he was great, & actually enjoyed him in that role.

And I much as I'd like to, I just can't hate Reece Witherspoon. She seems, at least, like a genuinely nice person, doesn't seem like a fame whore, & doesn't whore out her kids to the media. Plus, I think she is a truly gifted actress. Now, I think "Sweet Home Alabama" was fucking retarded, but her performances in The Man in the Moon (which reminds me a lot of myself at that age), Freeway, Twilight (even though it was a small role), Pleasantville, Election, American Psycho, The Importance of Being Earnest, & Walk the Line were absolutely fucking amazing. Lastly, she doesn't look ridiculously perfect. She's gorgeous yes, but she could also be that cute chick who works at the DMV.

So, as I said, I just can't hate her.

On the other hand, fuck Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts, Katherine Heigel, & Cameron Diaz. They are all fugly & overrated.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 7:15pm.
LOVEANDERSON....it's ok bubba. I get where you're coming from. :)

I don't think Angie is the best actress in the world, but she's ok and DEFINATELY better than you-know-who. And she's sexayer, too. tee hee I had to throw that in there.

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:09pm.

Are you calling me a loonie?

no, but dement(i)a sure sounds like one...

SICKITTEN (with only one "K")

Hey hon - what are *you* smokin'? That was pretty obvious sarcasm in my post, hon. Hence, the "-ha!"

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:30pm.

I agree wif you here Tigerflower, and its not just the drugs talking *rubs head* Hey, which of you bitches took mah WAG!!

Jolie done some good acting in her past but all the holier than thou press whoring makes me really sick. And Brad used to impress me til he sold out for star power over substance. Johnny Suede is still one of mah favourite movies and da Brad was awesome in it. I miss the old Brad.

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Aye, Tiger. I'd drink to that. Then again, there isn't much you say here that I object to.

And Angel, I'm taking your Britney'd and Angelina'd out expression and using it from here on. It's f*cking brilliant and totally describes what one feels after a week of circus promo and brangelina self serving news.

Needs repeating...
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I think Angie is purty even with the Michael Jackson makeover but she always had fugly legs, and I find her a self righteous hypocritical bore, BUT I think she is a decent/good actress, even think she could be a great actress, but too much smoke has been blown up her ass for her to STRIVE to be a great actress...She doesn't have to be...Same thing for Pitt...These two are too vain to really do what it takes to 'suffer for their art', and give a true awe-inspiring performance...They do everything that isn't easy half assed, and get a pass cuz they are "A List"...The shit that's easy for them, gets them all the buzz among the intellectual midgets their lazy asses insist upon appealing to...

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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:23pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:10pm.

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So true. These news are always interesting.

And now that I reread the article, I realized that the possibility of Becks being with that dude was only imagined in my head.

Wonder if something like that did happen the news would trump an announcement of say another Jolie pregnancy?
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O Glory Be! I'm so Britney'd and Angelina'd out that I've been wondering what Aubrey O'Day is up to...

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Submitted by Janet Planet on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:06pm.
I don't know about Europe, but for some reason, I think she'd be big in Japan, although I have no proof of that.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:10pm.

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So true. These news are always interesting.

And now that I reread the article, I realized that the possibility of Becks being with that dude was only imagined in my head.

Wonder if something like that did happen the news would trump an announcement of say another Jolie pregnancy?

Becks finding love in The Serie A... with another dude and dumping his wife would be pretty big, I'd say.

luscious, scroll down and go to awfulplasticsurgery.com to see the work she had done. Are you high? Her original nose is a bulbous mess. What are you smokin', hon?

I love that pic of Ange. No - I'm sure she hasn't had any work done - ha! But I will give her credit for not Botoxing the fuck outta her forehead.

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Meh. Reece is still the better actress. She's actually capable of playing characters other than herself, & her Oscar-winning performance as June Carter Cash actually had a little more depth to it than lots of screaming & crying. But whatever.

And Katherine Heigl?!?! WTF??? That's got to be some kind of mistake, as nobody really gives a fuck about Katherine Heigl. That just does not make any fucking sense.

It's good Sibsi! We had no "He's Gay!" news today!

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Are you calling me a loonie?

we have a loonie...

oh and deb. angie's not taken as seriously in europe as she is in the states... or at least that's my understanding of things over here. anyone agree?

recession? what recession?
I spent my movie money on gas...

and yeah I smell something....smells like bullshit!

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Heeey, you sexay d-listed hos! I just came back from reading a board on footie and...

Ah, I know this will probably be the most frequented thread for a while, so figured I'd share these news with you:

Some hot slut footie player in Italy claims he was paid to boink Italian players. Here's the link:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1092229/Beckham-bank-a...

Something about Becks ending up being a client of that dude now that he's moving to Milan.

I know it's got nothing to do with the topic at hand, but thought I'd share the juicy gossip.

The hilarious thing is, the rabid Anistan fans were rejoicing a week or two ago because a magazine said Angie wasn't the highest paid actress, and that that meant she was obviously washed up and nobody wanted her movies.

How short the artificial bliss is.

Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:50pm.

It is more fun at home! And yeah, most people at movie theatres are obnoxious. I think Wanted will probably do well overseas.

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Submitted by Rosemary on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:35pm.

I like Cameron Diaz but come on. I haven't seen her well heard of any movies but one in the last year I think.

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I don't even know if I'd get blasted for this but let's take a shot.

Cameron Diaz is pretty damn good. She's a really compelling comedic actress. She was just in "What Happens in Vegas..." which, while not bad was likely one of her poorest choices in roles, EVAH. She tends to choose hits: Charlie's Angels, Shrek, Being John Malcovich, Very Bad Things...

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:46pm.
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Isn't it much more fun to watch at home anyways?

Last time I went to the theaters to see something, there were a bunch of bored teenage morons, who felt compelled to let out loud sighs, cheers and so on throughout the entire film.

And now that you mention that, I'm drawing a blank about Wanted going from theaters to dvd. How long did the transition take? And why were there so few adverts? Weird.

Funny - but that could also be the "Most Overpaid Actresses" List, too.

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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:33pm.

I hear ya. The hub and I rarely go to the movies. We're old slugs who wait for them to come on pay per view!

I just don't ever remember ads for Wanted or listings in the entertainment section of the paper. Now it's on DVD. It couldn't have been in theatres that long.

Meh. Jolie was great in "Gia". She was passable, but kind of stiff in "Mr. & Mrs. Smith". Odd, considering that's when she and Brad fell in love. I never felt the chemistry.
The worst was "Alexander". She was a joke, and that accent was ridic.
Never felt much emotion either way towards her. She is gorgeous. Well duh. Beyond that, eh.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

After seeing the full top 10 list, only Reese and Anne Hathaway have earned their paychecks. The movie producers are getting scammed by the other 8.

AJ will surprise everyone with a stellar performance years from now, when she gets over herself. I think her intention is well and is basically a good soul but I just don't find her to be beautiful because of her Frankenstein sized head. Sorry.

only one k in sickitten

i can't bring myself to watch wanted. i downloaded mr.& mrs. smith a couple of years back and that was it to me. no more movies with that clown in it.

yes yoboo and I have to say she is older now and has those dark circles under eye but that cannot erase her exquisite bone structure. She is truly a beauty.

I like Cameron Diaz but come on. I haven't seen her well heard of any movies but one in the last year I think.

You can't blame anyone but the movie going fools that pay to see these untalented women. If people stopped going to their movies, stopped buying magazines and stop buying CD's, these asswipes would all go away.

Submitted by yoboo on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:33pm.

Why the fuck is Julia Roberts still paid so much? I can't even remember the last hit (or movie for that matter) that she was in. She sucks. She has such a huge ego and seems like a total cunt too.
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Agree. You can put money on it that any movie she's in, her big horse teef will come out and she will cackle like a goat and everyone will say: Great actress!

SICKKITTEN have you seen that crackwhore Yasmine Bleeth without makeup lately? Frightening.

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:04pm.
People who have nothing going for themselves find Angelina Jolie attractive and gorgeous. Most of us know or have known people so much better looking than her who have not had nose jobs and cheek implants. And they have normal sized, feminine heads, to boot. Brad is a hillbilly (but a naturally good looking man) who doesn't know any better. Never forget that this dude was ENGAGED to Juliette Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow. He's got a thing for ugly chicks.
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I think Angie is purty even with the Michael Jackson makeover but she always had fugly legs, and I find her a self righteous hypocritical bore, BUT I think she is a decent/good actress, even think she could be a great actress, but too much smoke has been blown up her ass for her to STRIVE to be a great actress...She doesn't have to be...Same thing for Pitt...These two are too vain to really do what it takes to 'suffer for their art', and give a true awe-inspiring performance...They do everything that isn't easy half assed, and get a pass cuz they are "A List"...The shit that's easy for them, gets them all the buzz among the intellectual midgets their lazy asses insist upon appealing to...

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:29pm.

Hey, how long was "Wanted" in theatres before it went to DVD?

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I wish I knew the answer. However, I don't watch anything on theaters anymore. It's all the free bootleg stream online for me. If it's a decent movie, then might get the dvd when it comes out.

While Wanted was a pretty good mindless action film, don't think it's worth owning it.

Although, for those who do not like Jolie, the ending might be sweet and make it worth buying it.

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:26pm.
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With her kind of money I can buy myself an entourage that calls me pretty 24/7. As for getting a man, why do you think booze was created in the first place? A girl at work got her man that way: getting him drunk as fuck.

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Why the fuck is Julia Roberts still paid so much? I can't even remember the last hit (or movie for that matter) that she was in. She sucks. She has such a huge ego and seems like a total cunt too.

Yes, Angie's face and head are huge and if I had to choose a new life, there are many others I would opt to look like. Viv Leigh is one of them. Yasmine Bleeth, Grace Kelly but not AJ.

and all the actresses in the top 5 SUCK ASS

She looks scary.

demi moore was once the highest paid actress...nuff said

I always said she was attractive, but NOT THE MOSt attractive woman in the world. Plenty of women are as attractive or more.