St. Angie Is The Highest Paid Actress In The Universe
Saint Angelina Jolie has knocked Reese Witherspoon off her golden throne and is now the highest paid actress in the entire universe according to The Hollywood Reporter. You know some bitchy ass alien is giving me the side-eye because she's the highest paid actress on Mars.
In 2008, Angie's movies including Kung Fu Panda and Wanted totaled $1 billion worldwide. She makes up to $15 million per movie.
I'm sure Saint Angie has it on her "To do list" to donate every last cent she's ever made to the humans of the world. She'll live the rest of her life as a peasant in some shanty town so that every person on this planet can say they've been touched by her kindness. Either that or she'll use her fortune to adopt more kids and finally create a child army big enough to take us all down. Yeah, probably the latter.
The rest of the top 5 looks like this:
2. Julia Roberts
3. Reese Witherspoon
4. Cameron Diaz
5. Katherine Heigl
Wait. Stop. Hold up. Rewind. Put the phone down. Throw the pie away. Choke a kitten. KATHERINE HEEEIGL?! Katherine "makes me want to stick a knife in my peen hole" Heigl is the 5th highest paid actress in the world?! Okay, whoever is paying this ho to act in anything needs to be taken out back and beat with a tree branch by my abuelita.
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That is exactly what I was thinking.
You have got to be kidding? Which one of these...lets just call them 'women'...have made a film in the last 5 years that could be called a 'classic'? NONE of them.
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To be fair, I think they're talking paychecks, not the quality of work. I'm confused about Heigl too bc she was only in the two movies that were "hits." How did she get paid for that? At that point, wasn't she just proving her box office ability? No one gets paid that much coming off a tv show and lifetime movies... maybe a lot but not top 5! The others, I can imagine getting paid though their more recent projects weren't popular. Is this list for what the actresses' films grossed or what they earned individually.. or what they can expect to command in the future (their going price for the next movie?). If the first, of course Angelina topped the list with the help of an animated movie. I mean, get in a good animated movie and it's gold! Even David Schwimmer can say he's had good box office years with the cartoons he's been in!
Ugh I really can't stand Julia Roberts or busy body as* Katherine Heigl.
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
i did like knocked up. 27 dresses--horrible
cameron diaz--say what???
reese witherspoon--rendition--horrible
julia roberts---???---snoozeville
angelina jolie--kung fu panda--my kids liked it but it's just a voice my neighbor terry could do that
WHY??? I WOULDN'T WIPE MY ASS WITH ONE OF HER SHIT MOVIES..MAYBE IF I REALLY HAD TO BUT PROBABLY NOT. LET'S TAKE THIS CUNT AND ANISTON AND PUSH THEM OF A FUCKING CLIFF SOMEWHERE SO WE NEVER HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THESE SLUTS AGAIN!!
NovaNightly on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 6:50pm
This is a list only showing how much per movie they are slated in to make, it does not cover how much the films actually net.
Skeletina's movies are only making money because on the monster size ensemble they get with A List recognition, she does not carry movies, she can't and more than likely will have to rely on the hopes the other cast members carry way more critical clout than she ever will, she's novelty fluff.
(Sorry Mel Tang, I know you like her, but you ain't no LOONEY thank gwad!, ♥.)
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
How is it that St. Twatalina is younger than I am, yet has creases on her forehead deeper than the Grand Canyon? I don't have a single line yet. Why am I not being paid millions for doing nothing?
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Oh and if you're going to go on and defend your idols on different websites, the least you could do is change your username. It makes you look less pathetic.
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*EYE ROLL*
whatthefuckEVER!
This is a SHIT list. The last movie i saw from...
1. Angelina Jolie - Girl Interrupted
2. Julia Roberts - Sleeping with the Enemy
3. Reese Witherspoon - Legally Blonde
4. Cameron Diaz - Mask
5. Katherine Heigl - i got nothing. nothing!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
WAIT! Heigl is on the list?? This just proves how pathetic Hollywood is now....*groans*
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
GO AWAY Mortitia!
NONE of those five hollyweird twats have had a hit movie in a LONG time. Funny that they are the richest.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Angelina's lips are so big, they've got their own Wal-Mart Supercenter.
'27 Dresses' was a 'Runaway Bride' knock off and it was pure shit. Yeah, it was a hit, but this bitch doesn't deserve to be on this list at ALL!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
What a crock none of them can act their way out of a paper bag not to mention they're all TYPE-CAST. Chick flick after chick flick after b-list action movie.
And talk about diversity.
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That picture!!!
EEK!!!
And no mslewis, you can suck it, you need lists to qualify your love of Skeletina and to "defend" her.
We don't need a stinkin' list, she will always be a
#1 Lie Tellerer.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
And Chicken Cutlets did not even make the list????!!!!!
GASP! So unfair...no one works harder than she does at an international level. LOL
Angie looks weird there, lol, but yay for her.
I LOATHE everyone else on that list. I had a feeling MK was going to go nuts over Heeeigl being on there. hahaha
But none of them bother me more than horseface Roberts. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I just want to stab pillows whenever I see her ugly face.
Rich and famous people suck.
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The Heigl bitch should not even be considered an actress let alone one of the highest paid.
If the highest paid today gets $15 million per pic, that means Hollywood is going broke...a few years ago the highest paid actresses were making $20 million per picture (i.e., Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz) and now Angie can't even get to $16 mil? Bad times indeed.
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site MyInterRacialMatch.com . It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I can't remember the last time I heard any one talk about Julia Roberts...what a lame list
DEAL WITH IT BITCHES!!!
Angelina starred in three movies in 2008 and they grossed a total of MORE THAN $1 BILLION!!
Take that and suck on it!!!
On the other hand . . . HEIGL!!!???
But "27 Dresses" and "Knocked Up" were hits.
Julia Roberts...yes.
The rest.....HELZ NO.
For some reason I would rather stand outside and watch the grass grow on my lawn then see any of the movies that these girls have starred in
Shhh, listen......do you hear that?
It's the sound of Angies head inflating 20x it's size.
GAWD.
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That list is crap. What has any of them done this past year that was of any substance?
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That is exactly what I was thinking.
You have got to be kidding? Which one of these...lets just call them 'women'...have made a film in the last 5 years that could be called a 'classic'? NONE of them.
I hope in this economy these 'women' see their paychecks cut by 2/3s.
Cheers you untalented slags, cheers.
I HATE Saint Angiejo, but I love Wanted.
To hear Morgan Freeman say 'You're going to shoot this mothafucka here...' was worth all the stale scenes Angiejo was in.
Also... James McAvoy... yummy
That list is CRAP!
HEEEEIGL was great in knocked up!! Wanted? Kungfu Panda?? Give me a fucking break!! Angelina "i donate 100k of the millions i made selling my kids pics" Jolie is a cunt. Shitty actor and NOT hot anymore.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
That list is crap. What has any of them done this past year that was of any substance? I know I'm gonna get a bunch of Brangelina Balooney responses now
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MK is the ultimate puppetmaster--an aniston AND a jolie thread--i call...COCKFIGHT....BEGIN!!!!
Heigl? Really?
I fucking love you MK!!!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Wet her lips really well and toss her face-first at a plate glass wall. Bitch would stick there until Judgment Day.
What a bunch of bullshit. Heigl - really? That bitch can't act her way out of a paper bag and she's one of the highest paid actresses around? No wonder we're in a recession!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
that list is twatville and twatastic!!
This is a conspiracy!