Jonny Lee Miller Named His Son Buster
St. Angie's ex-husband, Jonny Lee Miller, has a new baby with his wife, Michele Hicks, and they have named him Buster Timothy Miller. Buster Miller!
People says that Buster Miller was born in Los Angeles on Wednesday and weighed in at 9lbs.
I can already hear the kids calling him Busted Busta! Parents need to think this shit through. You can't make it easy for school bullies! Although, some bullies get pretty creative. In junior high school, one dumb bitch used to call me Michael Dichael. Get it? Dyke. He thought he was so clever for that shit. I hope he's eating Dinty Moore out of a rusty pot. The bastard.
Buster Miller is either going to grow up to be a mischievous puppy dog or an old timey newspaper paper boy who does song and dance numbers in between his deliveries.
Actually, I shouldn't say that shit. There's all different kind of Busters! There's Buster Keaton, Buster Brown, Buster Baxter, Buster Bluth and now we have Buster Miller!
speaking of old timey newspaper boys, wasn't christian bale tha lead character in Newsies? they're were hella old school actors in newsies. i think doogie howser's best friend was in it too! their accents were classic. our choir teacher used to make us watch that shit all tha time. i think a newsies post is much needed! thanks slut!
buster nut?
yeah too easy. assholes!
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...or he could grow up to be a pimp by the name of Bustuh Hyman!...this could be true.
Er, does anyone else get a satanic vibe from Buster Brown and his devil dog?
I totally don't like his creepy ass eye winking at me...damn. I'm scared he'll be lurking under my bed tonight waiting to grab my ankle so his dog can rip my heart out with his teeth.
A dog that looks like Ernest Borgnine possessed by the devil is a BAD DOG.
I need a drink.
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Submitted by vixen on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 2:14pm.
MichaelK- you forgot Buster Poindexter!
Buster Poindexter aka David Johansen, lead singer of the NY Dolls! w00t, as the kids say!
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Did anyone else mistake that bitch for Ali Lohan?
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I'm trippin' ballz, man.
Sigh...Hard to believe this is the hotness that was in "Plunkett and Macleane." Oh well, as ample evidence shows every single day, being rich and/or famous does not guarantee taste, intelligence, or common sense.
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MichaelK- you forgot Buster Poindexter!
Whoa, this news just blew my mind, being a carefree prostitot when "Hackers" came out, I didn't knew "Acid Burn" and "Crash Override' were married... amusing.
Buster Brown's dog is a hot slut.
I misread the kid's name as Bustier. It sounds like a rich kid's middle name:
Howard Bustier III
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 9:52am.
What happened to his head?
Trying to escape from Angie's thighs, he pulled too hard and well, this is the result. He doesn't like to talk about it although the three other men he got to safety still sing his praises.
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At least the kid's last name isn't Hymen.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
What happened to his head?
Its no bronx
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
In my head, Jonny circa "Hackers" was my junior year boyfriend. He always struck me as being a tad too "stable" a guy for La Jolie.
I don't know what's worse. Calling your son 'Buster' or marrying Ange. What is it with slebs and their kids names? The really radical thing would be to call him John.
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Interesting!
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Shoulda called him Barney
Hey Buster,
Give me your fucking Miller Lite! Not because yer Daddy is JOHNNY mean yer gonna get outta her alive! Yer mother Michele is a fucking Hick!
You got that in your big nougin Buster?
Bust a nut bitch!
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:55pm.
Ja'ime from Summer Heights High 4 hot slut of the month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Ja'ime and I love that show but I vote for Mr.G as hot slut!The poor kids initials are BM he will be called a turd his whole life.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Daaaaaaaamn he has a big head!!
Aww.
I love Buster Baxter.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:55pm.
Ja'ime from Summer Heights High 4 hot slut of the month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a naughty girl with a bad habit. bad habit 4 drugs
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*shock face* No shit! You should send that to MK!
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My pee smells like bananas! -- LOVE CARROTTOP
In some strange way he reminds me of Angiejo's brother.
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Bye! Good
All of the hot is gone from Sick Boy. How sad.
His forehead is a beast
Aunt Sassy
Yeah he was insanely hot in Trainspotting. I was obsessed w/ him. And his wife would look a million times better as a blonde. She's so....um....yeah.....
The baby's name is b-a-d bad.
i LOVE when you reference the arthur cartoon. that show is the best part of calling out sick to work
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:04pm.
Well, that's right neighborly of you, Mr. Mercury! We're outside of Chicago. Where are you?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by soul on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:39pm.
OT:
we have a (fakey)Christmas tree in our cafe window; I want one that chages colors for our home.
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Like an optical tree? I want one of those too. I'm going to wait until the after x-mas sale though
Buster Bluth *rocks* my f*cking world!!!
BTW: gut-Buster, dust-Buster, ball-Buster, Buster Poindexter...HOT! HOT! HOT!
Nice
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Buster_is_coming.jpg
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:49pm.
Deb Honey, you and your husband are welcome at my house anytime! We can knock back a few cocktails...or many, your choice!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I hope for Buster's sake he doesn't get his daddy's squash head profile. the name is the least of his worries....
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Ja'ime from Summer Heights High 4 hot slut of the month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a naughty girl with a bad habit. bad habit 4 drugs
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
The Miller dumbasses ought to be taken out and shot for giving their kid such a stupid name.
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My wife won't get home till a quarter to four, can you give me a ride to the liquor store?
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Ridiculous.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:45pm.
Cheers! My husband and I may be straight, but we ain't no breeders! The cats will do.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Breeders. Meh. I'm doing my part to keep the population at a reasonable level by staying gay. Spit don't make no babies, as we like to say.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Damn luscious, you're right about the boobs.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Submitted by mike on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:17pm.
I've said this before, but if I ever have a kid, I'm naming it Salacious Crumb, after Jabba the Hutt's little pet in Return of the Jedi.
SWEET! So I'm assuming "Sal" if it's a boy, and "Sally" for a girl?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I can't believe she's that prego and her boobs are still that small. No mama chichis for Miller to play with!
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Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:17pm.
johnny should have named his child "thankgodmymomisntangelina miller".
Hahaha. That actually is petty funny.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Buster Balls. My mom said it's time for me to take my meds and go to bed.
Sleep in heavenly peas, everybody.
True... Sunday Roast... errmmm Rose sucks ass. I'd never expect anything else from Nicole Kidman though.
Still beats the hell out of Sunday
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:21pm.
You know, it seems to me that someone with an avie of a sheep, clad in a plaid dress, leering over its shoulder, probably knows of what he speaks when it comes to being pervy.
*channeling Stutty* Il te faut stopper me teaser ou je vais te puncher tres hardment.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:37pm.
i know..the best..:).isn't there going to be a AD movie????
omg I'm such a chatty cathy tonight LOL
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OT:
we have a (fakey)Christmas tree in our cafe window; I want one that chages colors for our home.
OnT:
nobody messes with a bubbuh named Buster baby. ;)
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