Jonny Lee Miller Named His Son Buster
St. Angie's ex-husband, Jonny Lee Miller, has a new baby with his wife, Michele Hicks, and they have named him Buster Timothy Miller. Buster Miller!
People says that Buster Miller was born in Los Angeles on Wednesday and weighed in at 9lbs.
I can already hear the kids calling him Busted Busta! Parents need to think this shit through. You can't make it easy for school bullies! Although, some bullies get pretty creative. In junior high school, one dumb bitch used to call me Michael Dichael. Get it? Dyke. He thought he was so clever for that shit. I hope he's eating Dinty Moore out of a rusty pot. The bastard.
Buster Miller is either going to grow up to be a mischievous puppy dog or an old timey newspaper paper boy who does song and dance numbers in between his deliveries.
Actually, I shouldn't say that shit. There's all different kind of Busters! There's Buster Keaton, Buster Brown, Buster Baxter, Buster Bluth and now we have Buster Miller!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:34pm.
Yeah. I'm delightful like that. I poop (spray?) rainbows and my farts smell like Animal Cookies.
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Submitted by soul on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:34pm.
Thank you! I really need to get that show from Netflix. :)
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:27pm.
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It's some sort of canned stew I think. Who knows whats in it, its like taking your chances with ingestibles from the Dollar Store
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Laughing at *indigestibles! Yeh they have some *interesting* looking cookies & stuff but who knows how long it's been sitting there.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_%22Buster%22_Bluth#Byron_.22Buster.22...
Buster Bluth ^
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:30pm.
So, uh, maybe I never noticed before but is that a rainbow coming out of your avie's ass?
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:25pm.
He looks a bit like JAMES HAVEN.
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Sacrilege! He looks like he put his thumb in his mouth and blew the top of his head up like a baloon. BALLOON!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:26pm.
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You're right. Angiejo never looks the same from film to film. There's one constant though: the thinness.
Don't think Johnny is a junky though? He seems to 'plump' to be riding the horse.
So, does anyone know who the fourth Buster is up there?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:09pm.
What's Dinty Moore? Sounds very distinguished if you ask me (not that you did).
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It's some sort of canned stew I think. Who knows whats in it, its like taking your chances with ingestibles from the Dollar Store.
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Dinty Moore = http://www.hormelfoods.com/brands/dintyMoore/default.aspx
Buster Gutt. Buster Butt. Buster Beehive ('cause that's where Crackhouse is hiding her shit).
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:17pm.
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Meh, well cuz Angie Jo's "features change" (i.e., one nose job away from Michael Jackson) and she sucked the hot out of Bradley faster than Lindsay Lohan on an "all you can eat" tube steak buffet when Sam Ro is out of town...So, unless they both look like the junkies that they probably are, yeah, they don't "match"...But both those junkie whores look beat as hell, so to me, they match perfectly...Clean up for a role, a photo shoot, a whatever, then back on the junk...Typical junkies....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He looks a bit like JAMES HAVEN.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
"hey Buster get a move on!" - angry motorist
I like it.
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"Shepherds quake at the sight
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BTW I ate Dinty Moore beef stew for lunch on Thursday. Economic downturn and all that.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:09pm.
What's Dinty Moore?
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My locker in middle school was right next to the locker of a really sweet girl named Teflon.
I hope she grew up calling herself Lonnie.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:17pm.
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Hahahahahahahahah! You know, it seems to me that someone with an avie of a sheep, clad in a plaid dress, leering over its shoulder, probably knows of what he speaks when it comes to being pervy.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Buster, might as well name him Lite.
johnny should have named his child "thankgodmymomisntangelina miller".
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:09pm.
What's Dinty Moore? Sounds very distinguished if you ask me (not that you did).
*waving hand annoyingly* Not "dainty" Moore. Nice siggy, perv!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 7:34pm.
Didn't St. Angie's ex use to be hot? Did she suck the hot out of him like she did Brad? Or maybe he was never hot, and like Billy Bob she just sucked all likeability out of him....Oh, and there was a blind item supposedly about him being a poo lover...Yeah, he supposedly trashed a hotel room after a night of kinky sex and there were poo babies on the wall....
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Before Angiejo, he was ok looking, but now... yeah, she probably sucked any good looks he had back in the day and now we have this.
I think Saint Angelina and him would actually make a better couple though, because - as someone said before me - Brad and AJ don't match too well and Johny definitely has features that would match the Saint better.
Maybe it did not work out because Angelina thought Johny was really a heroin junky and they'd be a match made in heaven. Upon finding out he was only playing a role in Trainspotting, she gave up on him?
I've said this before, but if I ever have a kid, I'm naming it Salacious Crumb, after Jabba the Hutt's little pet in Return of the Jedi.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:12pm
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Eerrrk! Thanks Tiger...How are you pussy cat?
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 8:09pm.
What's Dinty Moore? Sounds very distinguished if you ask me (not that you did)
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It's essentially canned dog food fit for human consumption...or so they claim...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What's Dinty Moore? Sounds very distinguished if you ask me (not that you did)
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Hey nothing wrong w/eating Dinty Moore out of a rusty pot. Pfft, some people are so high and mighty, I put mine in a Corel plate.
It's true that parents sometimes make it too easy for bullies by naming their kids something they shouldn't...
When I was in highschool, there was this stank ass ho and when I say STANK imagine rotting fish and onions with a dash of formaldehyde, just a dash...Yeah, bitch smelled to high hell, BECAUSE her parents didn't believe in bathing. It was a waste of their well water or some shit...So, knowing this, they named their daughter Kelly...which made it too easy for us bitches...Smelly Kelly...Actually we just dropped the Kelly cuz bitch stunk so much she only needed one name...
I know, I know, that shit's sad. What kinda parent don't let they kid bathe? NAST. Oh, and yeah, not so keen on brushing the teefs either. I say that's child abuse.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I can't believe Angelina would have ever fucked that fucking dog. Then again, before her plastic surgery she was butt.fucking.ugly.
@Mike and EvilShoe
I'm glad I'm not the only one
One day his nickname will be Bastard! That name is even dumber that Bronx & Knox.
he looks pretty attractive for english guy.I still think Jolie and Pitt do not look good with each other. She has large head and facial features, and his head is small with beady eyes.
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Buster Lipp. Buster Stash. Buster Bubble.
I'd never given it much thought before, but Buster Brown's dog looks like something that would fit in with Ren and Stimpy.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 7:29pm.
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am I the only person that hasn't bought a X-mas tree?
I don't. I live alone, I hate having visitors, and I don't spend Christmas in my home, so what's the point?
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 7:39pm.
Of course, if Santa brought me Shia, that could change.
Shop only late at night at Walgreens?
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 7:39pm.
I'm not too into it either... But I have 3 kids
So I guess I'm going to decorate for them :(
I really don't want to though
P.S I'll send you Shia...But you have to promise me Vin Diesel
Submitted by erinnyc: "... bullies will butcher any name. Then you give up and name the kid whatever you want. ...I have yellow eyes with rings of royal blue on the edge of the iris."
True about the names - a kid can be cool with a horrible name or bullied with a "cool" name. It's all about the kid.
Please make your avvie a photo of your eye so we all can see. Pretty please?
The perfect name for a redneck wife beater.
You forgot Buster Poindexter! How you feelin'? Hot! Hot! Hot!
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8743/buster0im.jpg
We're not getting a tree this year. We have a new kitten who would tear that thing up at least 3 times a day!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Um, can we file this under the who gives a shit news.
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Here's a hint on Buster Brown the initials of his name and Buster Baxter, the white rabbit
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 7:29pm.
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am I the only person that hasn't bought a X-mas tree?
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None here either. If I get one, its going to be a poinsettia plant and I am going to hang some dangle earrings from it for ornaments. I'm just not into it this year.
Of course, if Santa brought me Shia, that could change.
Forgot about Busta Rhymes!!!!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Buster Nutt. Buster Cooze. Buster Waters. Buster Buttons. I like this name, Buster. Lots of potential.
I'm not putting one up this year...unless I put it up on eBay.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
Didn't St. Angie's ex use to be hot? Did she suck the hot out of him like she did Brad? Or maybe he was never hot, and like Billy Bob she just sucked all likeability out of him....Oh, and there was a blind item supposedly about him being a poo lover...Yeah, he supposedly trashed a hotel room after a night of kinky sex and there were poo babies on the wall....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
There' s def something off about buster brown and his dog. I'm gonna look into this
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am I the only person that hasn't bought a X-mas tree?
FIRST OFF WHO THE FUCK IS THIS LOSER?? HE NAMED HIS KID 'BUSTER' SO THE KIDS WILL MAKE FUN OF HIS NAME AND NOT THE GIANT FOREHEAD HE LOOKS LIKE HE WILL BE INHERITING FROM WHOEVER THE FUCK THE JACKASS AS IS!! HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE A GIANT EGG WITH A SMALL AMOUNT OF BROWN PUBS ON IT!!