Stephen Colbert Declares Victory!
I meant to write this shit yesterday, but my brains started happy hour early, so I completely forgot. I should eat more fish (not pussy) and ginkgo. That's what my mom recommends anyway. Do they make ginkgotinis? That would be stellar.
Soooooo....El Colbert declared victory over Kanye West on his show Thursday night. In case you were busy doing hood rat stuff and have no idea what I'm talking about, Stephen Colbert launched "Operation Humble Kanye" on his show. He asked America to buy his Christmas album on Wednesday, so that he could beat Kanye on the iTunes chart. He succeeded, but only for one day!
Kanye responded with the Twitter message: "Who the fuck is Stephen Colbert?" BUT Kanye later blogged on his own site that he did not Twitter that shit. He wrote: "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS... THIS IS NOT ME!!!!!" Uh huh. Just keep the fake fight going. I'm drinking up every bit of it. Tastes like squid brains and bull shit.
Above is El Colbert's victory speech. His description of Kanye's album is pretty much spot fucking on. Although, it sounds more like Ms. Pac Man than regular Pac Man.
Also, Kanye was performing in Australia the other day, when some person threw a bottle or something at him. Kanye responded the only way Kanye knows how to respond. I wish I could stroke his sunglasses for bringing back the memories. I spent hours scribbling the phrase "Eat Shit & Die" all over my Pee-Chee folders in the sixth grade. Thanks to Kanye for bringing it back.
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the fan threw a coin, not a bottle. i guess sometimes it's hard to accept charity
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I love Stephen Colbet,he is so funny and looks a little nerdish so he is the total package!MK you know you are the voice of this generation:).I actually like Kanye and his music it's his ego that makes him unlikeable to a lot of people but I still like him and I even think he is hot!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Kanye is a Twitter.
Mr Colbert you are the voice of this decade. Eat shit and die Kanye!!!
I can't see da vid and I loves me some Stephan Colbert. Waaaa. He had me at Strangers With Candy and I loves his stuff on Daily Report. I also like saying the word Colbert. Colbert, Colbert, Colbert.
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So he paid for them so what? It still means he's not original.
Hold up, he ripped off Chak a khan too! I already knew that. Sorry. I knew that but I thought that was it! His first hit, I think it was his first, was a rip off!
Ripped them off? How do you motherfuckers know he didn't pay them for the rights?? It's a little too obvious.
Great, call me stupid, I had no idea Kanye ripped off daft punk. I only know one song by them, that's "one more time". But I just downloaded "better faster stronger" or whatever it's called, and I see he totally ripped them off. I plan to download more to see if I see anymore similarities. Damn, He's not as talented as I thought eh? I knew he was an ass, but I thought at least he's a talented ass. Well, not so much now I know the truth.
Eat shit die should be the name of his next single. It will sell a million.
Submitted by bitch please. on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 4:33pm.
The song colbert was dancing to was stronger, by daft punk. NOT by Kayne west although he likes to think it['s his song but he sampled/ripped of
daft punk.
....yes I could tell that he ripped it off when at the last major awards show he performed at he actually had Daft Punk on the stage with him and introduced them....
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i take online corses for grammer worth evry penny
I love that Kanye has become THE joke of the year.
I wish for the surge: Operation: Shut Kanye Up
hey joe, while you're at it, can you give BJ some spelling tips?
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when she gets weary, try a little tenderness....
-Otis Redding
Al Roker is looking good.
"You can hear Kanye's music for free by putting your ear to a tin can and leaning up against a Pac Man machine."
Too fucking funny.
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Good! GOOD!
hey kanye,
EAT SHIT AND DIE!
bella: The song colbert was dancing to was stronger, by daft punk. NOT by Kayne west although he likes to think it['s his song but he sampled/ripped of
daft punk. All of his style and influence he stole from them. Even the f*ckin sunglassses he wears, he stole it from them.
He is a credit stealer and a glory hog. Makes me so mad>:/
Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 3:30pm
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It's not so hard BJ. We could sure give you a hand on the dental side of things..
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
living in canada must be hard cause amerika is the naybor that pisses outside and dont hose it down and puts lawn art in front and makes evryone like it but i am a prowde american baby jesus is to
why do people feel the need to throw things onstage at a performer?
even if they suck!
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:24pm.
and Kanye better step up to the plate and do Colbert's show. If he's too much of a pussy douche to do it, he's gonna look like a baby!
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Judging by Kanye´s rants I find it very unlikely he would go on Colbert´s show. He doesn´t seem capable of making fun of himself.
And by the way, was that a song by Kanye that Colbert was dancing to?
When SC does that thing with his eyebrow, I get a little tingly.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
LOL! You could just put a tin can to a Pac Man machine and hear the same thing. LOL!
I still like Kanye but that's a damn good line.
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and Kanye better step up to the plate and do Colbert's show. If he's too much of a pussy douche to do it, he's gonna look like a baby!
EAT SHIT AND DIIIIIE!!! EAT SHIT EEEAT SHIT AND DIE!!!
GOD that makes me love this ass nut even harder XD
OMFG cant.stop.LOLLING!!!
Here's the link for Canadians: http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/shows/showdetails.aspx?sid=3351
I hate that only viewable in america shit.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
As a Canadian I'm feeling a little snubbed by Mr. Colbert. How could you Stephen??? We even have a day named after you!!! Well somewhere in Ontario does but if we could in BC I'd be on that shit! Oh the humanity...............
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I fold, Clarisse...
LOVE THAT MAN!!!!
and you
Bunny's got a busy day ahead and she cannot stay and play, however I leave you with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54XRNQ2C2x0
*shaking my tail feather*
*smothering TITS with kisses*
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Mrs K!
I see your Yella and I raise you.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Mrs Kravitz...
Hmmmm...I'll see your ZZ and raise you...
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 12:25pm.
An AUSSIE threw a bottle at Kanye?
Oy Oy Oy
Our land is girt by sea...
GIRT I TELL YOU!
An AUSSIE threw a bottle at Kanye?
Hahahahahahahaha! *wiping tear* as I sing *Advance Australia Fair*
Someone shoulda warned him that Aussies hate bloated, self-important mouth breathers like him.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
That was awesome when he danced! He's so funny.
moaning, sluts. I'm awaiting the quiche I just put in my oven.
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Clarisseeee
I see your Stevie Wonder and raise you..
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
I thought that was part of the song for a minute. He's so talented.
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"HELL NO KITTY."
Mrs K.,
I see your Baaba Maal and I raise you...
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Go Kanye, Go Kanye!
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I guess we can expect another rant from Kanye?
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when she gets weary, try a little tenderness....
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God I love Kanye
MORNIN' SLUTZ
get up and move, 'K?
Baaba Maal
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
YAY Colbert! Must have that album!
I just can't see Kanye not responding. Too much bait for him not to bite.
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Colbert rules.
Colbert Nation!