What Does The Sign Say?
I'm sitting here, trying to figure out what that sign says. If you know, don't tell me. I need to figure this out for myself. It can be an exercise for my brain (it needs it). Because Posh is near the sign, I think it might say: "Rail Thin Bitch Awards Inside. Cha! Cha!" Obviously, she won the top prize: a gold-plated watch from Chinatown. It could say a million other things. At least I know what I'm doing today.
Posh Beckham is currently in NYC, because she thought it was about time the city get a little dose of her glamour. Since Dynasty is not on the air anymore, the world could use a lot more over-the-top glamour from biological females. I mean, who dresses like this on a daily basis? She looks like she snatched one of Alexis Carrington's funeral outfits. She looks hot, though.
We should all try to do dress like this more often. While I'm trying to figure out what that sign says today, you can busy yourself by recreating this outfit using an old dress from Ann Taylor Loft and scraps from your stuffed Spaghetti Cat doll. OH GOD. Don't do that. Use your teddy bear's fur instead. You can wear it when you go grocery shopping at Food 4 Less tomorrow!
Wait.......Where the fuck is Spaghetti Cat? Please don't tell me that's him on Posh's sketti noodle arms. NO!!!! What's the number to 9-1-1?!
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i think she wants some aching muscles.
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she just looks so...uncomfortable. I look at that outfit and my body starts to ache.
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I'm still of the belief that she never smiles because she thinks it gives her wrinkles AND, the actual reason? Because she's fuckin' STARVING most of the time. She hasn't had a full meal since she was a Spice girl I reckon. And that was in the mid-90s somewhere. Then she came up out of nowhere, lost 20 lbs and now looks like a starved rat wearing Spaghetti Cat's fur (oh the humanity)!!!
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her rack looks pretty damn sweet in that dress. but what i would give for her to smile once in while! i feel very sorry for her. like she has something wrong with her. is she so doped up all the time she has no expressions? is she flat out miserable? i mean, there is zero chance that she is anything like happy. i mean, if she were to argue that she wont smile for the cameras, its a lie - bc they would catch her smiling NOT for them, if she ever did it.
poor kids too, with her for a mom. i mean, they wouldnt be alone of course, with a mentally ill mom who never smiled.
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Call me insane, but I'm not hating this ensemble. Posh definitely works it. "Diva" with a capital "D".
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pathetic.
she is such an attention seeker
so insecure it's sad.
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This bitch is as fake as her hubby's tennis ball crotch in the Armani ad. It's comforting to know that she hates herself just as much as we do. I don't feel sad about her insecurities...I feel sad for her offspring.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
pathetic.
she is such an attention seeker
so insecure it's sad.
***Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 6:44am.
I think this chick has style.I love the way she dresses and carries herself.One of the best dressed bitches ever.
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Yeah, if she would just eat a sammich and chill on the ego...
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
I think this chick has style.I love the way she dresses and carries herself.One of the best dressed bitches ever.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Just once I would like to see her ankle twist in those heels.
oh Posh has that dress on backwards. :(
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She looks really good. How she wears those heels on a daily basis is beyond me, but she pulls it off.
I think she looks cute with the short hair and I'm not picking on her for the nose. Not the nose I'd want but I don't think it's fair to mock them for NOT repeatedly butchering themselves. Maybe she's given up surgery and will actually avoid winding up like Jocelyn Wildenstein or Joan Rivers.
And, while I could never wear them, I love the shoes. Practical? Hell, no...but I'm guessing she doesn't wear them around the house. She's playing a role and must like it. God knows she doesn't need the money...
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I'd much rather look at her than a bunch of slobs who rolled out of bed and went about their day.
she needs more hair
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" think it might say: "Rail Thin Bitch Awards Inside. Cha! Cha!" Obviously, she won the top prize: a gold-plated watch from Chinatown."
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I really like what she's wearing. It's the best I've ever seen her look.
This post gets five stars for the fabulous use of linguistic prowess. Rail thin bitch awards? HA!!! XD
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I like Posh- skinny bones and all.
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Oh, Hekki you're so right about the short haircut. However, I am not sure Posh rocks it as well as Mia Farrow for example.
Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:13pm.
"She looks like she snatched one of Alexis Carrington's funeral outfits."
Perfect description, MK! And WTF happened to her tits? She has no cleavage.
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Well, they are hers only in the sense that she paid for them and it appears that they don't like each other and try and keep apart. I hate to say it but I like this outfit- anything with an Alexis vibe is OK by me.
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PSL you're the Energizer Bunny. I'm still in my jammies and probably will be for a while. LOL
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:56pm.
I notice that in NY a lot of women wear sneakers and then change into their fuck me pumps when they get where they're going.
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True dat, normal people do it that way. Don't have a problem finding myself at Little Ricky's buying lube in this outfit, it's getting there that looks ridic.
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Submitted by Athina on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 2:07pm.
Russian mob!! Whoa, now that makes him seem even sexier. I was thinking more of a debonair British type. Russian mob makes me think of of Vigo Mortenson in Eastern Promises. Purrrrrrrrr....
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:29pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:26pm.
As you know, I'm a fashion maven. When are we going to get to hear you sing "Advance Australia Fair"?
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I'll have you know that I was the mascot for the local footie team and I sang the anthem in the changing room before every game to lift the boys' spirits.
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Submitted by gyeah on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:50pm.
Good eye, he gives me russian mob vibes. I bet he has nasty prison tattoos under that pressed white collar.
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Russian mob!! Whoa, now that makes him seem even sexier. I was thinking more of a debonair British type. Russian mob makes me think of of Vigo Mortenson in Eastern Promises. Purrrrrrrrr....
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I wonder if the other Spices seethe when they see her always in the press? When you hear about the others, it's something like a baby spat or a bum shot.
Those shoes are horrid.
I notice that in NY a lot of women wear sneakers and then change into their fuck me pumps when they get where they're going.
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I'm just here for the beer.
I live in NY and I can't for the life of me see how she walks in the those heels, and never trips or gets the heel stuck in the crack of the decrepit sidewalks! This happens to me nearly on a daily basis! I am constantly ruining my heels. I also used to wear a higher heel about 30 years ago, but after a few years of that, my feet started to look like Peanut Brittle. Hope Becks likes Peanut Brittle!
Uh,this chicken is delicious what kind is it, Chicken Kiev, Cordon Blue?
It's Shake and Bake!
Submitted by Athina on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 12:20pm.
That blonde bodyguard of hers looks mighty tasty. Forget this played-out attention whore, I want pics of him!
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Good eye, he gives me russian mob vibes. I bet he has nasty prison tattoos under that pressed white collar.
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Submitted by Athina on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 12:20pm.
That blonde bodyguard of hers looks mighty tasty. Forget this played-out attention whore, I want pics of him!
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Amen.
And @ Tiger Lilly: hell yeah, what happened to the sliced-melon boobs? But the Miss Piggy nose-job nose is still there, what gives?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:24pm.
I'd like to see the bitch topple over every now and then. Where is that elevator that ?
Hahahaaa I hit enter waaay before I was finished typing. Pffft.
Where is the elevator that grabbed that kids croc?
There.
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we knew what you meant. we speak fluent sandbitch.
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she is the new cruella!
Loooooving the mental image of strolling Food 4 Less aisles in this dress.
Too bad this prickly fashionista-wannabe can't hold a candle to my childhood role model Alexis Carrington.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:26pm.
As you know, I'm a fashion maven. When are we going to get to hear you sing "Advance Australia Fair"?
Awww.
It thinks she's Audrey Hepburn.