Tini Puppini: The Perfect Bratz Replacement
Since a judge ordered that the Bratz dolls be pulled off all the shelves immediately and be sent to rehab, the free clinic or the plastic surgeon's office, you might be at a loss as to what to get the prostitot in your life this Christmas. Fear not! Tini Puppini is here! This commercial has been playing for a while now, but watching it again reminded me that they make a perfect temporary replacement for Bratz.
I know a skanky dog isn't the same thing as a skanky doll, but Tini Puppini still teaches the kids and gays what's important in life: getting your hair done and acting like a dumb ho. Tini Puppini also would've been the perfect nickname for my last boyfriend, if I ain't being too subtle.
Those Tini Puppinis may think they are hot shit, but those bitches have nothing on my dog. This is how it's done. The end.
And I'm glad the announcer chick let us know that the Tini Puppinis don't talk. I was about to buy one just so Toffee Puppini could call me a "ho" in person. Yeah, I know she says "howl," but "ho" makes more sense.
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There are a number of problems here.
Animals should not be treated as accessories for vain humans. They should not be given make-overs, their furs should not be dyed and styled, and they should not be carried around in hand bags.
I hope that these 'toys' - I struggle to call something so inherently evil as these idols 'toys' - are removed from the market immediately.
A child's mind if soft and malleable. They lack the critical thinking skills to recognise when they are being abused. Yes, I consider these things as a form of abuse. Children should learn to treat animals with love and respect, not as disposable dress-up things.
Which governmental board approved the production and sale of these things?
If anybody is so blind that they have not yet recognised that capitalism is spiraling out of control, then let this be your final wake up call. The only people who benefit from this system are devils in masks of flesh.
Morality is no match for Christmas advertising.
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@ZiggyStardust:
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My daughter already has three of these ho dogs,I think they are cute but they are not as cute as your dog MK.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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This shit should be illegal.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Now those are some bitches
Your existence proves that God has a sense of humor.
Submitted by z-listed on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 5:34pm
He's always said he had a chihuahua
Thanks iHeartHaters and agel_i!
'Tis an umbrella (ah memories) and a PURPLE DRANK. (the frapp just didn't have the same oomff).
Oh, and iHeartHaters your magical rainbow stained undies is both wondrous and disturbing at the same time! Luvs it!
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My pee smells like bananas! -- LOVE CARROTTOP
i love my tail in these jeans...mk, is that what your dog says too? hotness...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I love it!
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P.S. what is she holding?? She looks like a Ghostbuster with a purple Frapp
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Holy Fuck! The Pussycat Dolls got themselves some competition! Me loves it!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Awwwhhh elvie is rockin that Kim K wig.
The ad should have finished with another fast-talk disclaimer:
"toymayencouragechildtoidolisevapidtarts
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My pee smells like bananas! -- LOVE CARROTTOP
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
When my daughter first requested one of these things for Christmas, I had no clue what she was talking about. She took me to their website and explained all about them. I NEVER bought a Bratz doll, and she knew better than to ask, but I caved with Toffee. Somehow, as a parent, these dogs are not nearly as bad as overly made up, belly shirt wearing dolls.
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
tini puppinis are like pimped out pound puppies
Sure, encourage little girls to see themselves as tricked out DOGS!! That's not bizarre or anything
That's your dog, Michael?
Geesh, I thought you had a REAL dog, not one of those pretend-dog little rats!
Sheeps and Slutts....
I heard that! And it's a saucy Pinot/Chard blend. The Bloody Marys were for breakfast.
Ok. My new asking for sex line is going to be "I love my tail in these jeans."
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 4:17pm.
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Have you thought about therapy to help you get over the puppies?
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hahaha. Did anyone see this?
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 4:08pm.
Having 3 pm Bloody Marys with Nittay.
Mr. and Mrs. Feet are annoying me today. They aren't showing the puppies. I don't care about socialization dammit! I can't believe they are depriving us of the last few hrs. Beeshes.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 4:02pm.
I hear that a lot.
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lolololol.....where is IG when I need her?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 3:53pm.
I hear that a lot.
Hahahahaha, I just finished buying one of these less than an hour ago for my daughter. It was on her Christmas list but she had written Tini Pini; when the 19 y.o. salesclerk ask me if he could help me find something, and I said "I'm looking for a Tini Pini", we both turned red. Another mom overheard me and was hysterically laughing and then she told me what it was.
BTW, the dog doesn't come wearing clothes and the picture on the box doesn't show the tail hanging out of the jeans and looking so....well whoreish.
Yeah, I know she says "howl," but "ho" makes more sense.
Oh crap! I played the commercial first and at the 23 sec mark heard the word "Ho". Then I read MK's comments and see it's howl. Ho fits much better.
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
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Wow. This brings a whole new world of meaning to the phrase "whore dog."
I love my tail in these jeans?????????? WTF????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
..wait, did something happen to the Bratz line?
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NEVERMIND JUST READ THE LAST SENTENCE. I WAS TOO DISTRACTED BY THE SKANK DOGS.
hahahah, aubrey o'day gets to make kids toys now!?
i dont know how parents buy this shit for their kids.
and does that dog actually say "you're such a ho"? ahaha.
MK...I thought I was clicking on a photo of your dog and up pops Kim from Real Housewives. Crazy!
Ugh! This is how young furries are created. Gross.
I thought Mattel just bought out the company that makes Bratz. I didn't think they'd be gone for good (unfortunately).
Whatever. Way to make even a dog look slutty.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 2:01pm.
Yeah. Tacky and crappy.
And I hate all that stuff for girls that has "DIVA" and "spoiled brat" and "Princess" on it. So parents really want their daughters to act that way? Really?
I know a father who spoiled his daughter and would always say "Nothing is too good for my Becky". It was nauseating, but she turned out all right because he was pretty strict at the same time. She was expected to get top grades and have a job every summer and pay for part of her college. Now she's in grad school. So while she is used to being spoiled, she will have a good career and not let any guy cheap out on her. So I guess not all "daddy's girls" turn out to be little demanding cunts.
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She might be really hard on the men she dates though because of her upbringing. That is not necessarily a bad thing though.
Sometimes women like this can't find anyone to measure up to their
daddies and the men is this society are still expected to provide and if the woman is the primary breadwinner the man feels emasculated. Again, these are stereotypes which are usually right. Never know with people.
Calling a female/girl/woman "princess" is so creepy and debasing to me.
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Dude, Elvie is totally skooling those Tini Puppini skanks.
Those things are creep-tastic. *Barf* There's probably a registered sex offender down my block with one of those pervy pups.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
MK, your dog is so adorable. He strikes me as more of a brunette, though, but that's between you two.
Submitted by gyeah: "Would not be surprised if Tutinni Pupinni was a Beyonce idea. Looks like House of Dereon desings."
Yeah. Tacky and crappy.
And I hate all that stuff for girls that has "DIVA" and "spoiled brat" and "Princess" on it. So parents really want their daughters to act that way? Really?
I know a father who spoiled his daughter and would always say "Nothing is too good for my Becky". It was nauseating, but she turned out all right because he was pretty strict at the same time. She was expected to get top grades and have a job every summer and pay for part of her college. Now she's in grad school. So while she is used to being spoiled, she will have a good career and not let any guy cheap out on her. So I guess not all "daddy's girls" turn out to be little demanding cunts.
Those Puppinis are SKANKY. I can't imagine giving one to my kids, they really are over the top like the Bratz dolls. Too much makeup and smug looks on their faces. It just doesn't seem right to be marketing that stuff to such young kids.
That´s some fucked up shit, slutty dogs!!! Whoever came up with this idea needs to be locked away.
Mk you're such a hoe, I meal howl.
MK, your dog is FABULOUS!
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speaking of puppies...
blue and black are going today.
mr and mrs feet are keeping yellow.
they just had their first bath today so aren't wearing collars.
puppycam stats as of right now:
Total viewer hours (all shows): 6,064,533
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
It's about time those vile things were banned. Just the name alone, Bratz, scares me.
I wish your dog to meet Perez' dog in a dark alley.
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