They Ruin The Picture
This had the potential to be the perfect picture of the week, but rotten Peaches Geldof and her janky ass 15-minute husband had to ruin it. How selfish of them to slide into the picture when they could clearly see the bags of Cheetos and Del Taco deliciousness. Those things were perfect without their raggedy asses.
Pictures like this make me think of the good things California has to offer. There's a Del Taco, Jack in the Crack, Panda Express and In-N-Out in a 5-mile radius of each other. There are so many possibilities for a fine dining experience.
This shit also makes me think of how I almost died outside of a Del Taco!! It was like the year 2000 and my friends and I had just finished getting wasted at some gay club. Since none of us got lucky, we settled for the next best thing: Del Taco. As I was rolling up to the drive-thru, this van of heinous "girls" cut me off! I couldn't control what happened next. Every single curse word came flying out of my mouth: cunts, bitches, whores, sluts, skanks and (insert the rest here). Usually that puts whores in their places, but these bitches couldn't handle the truth. They got out of their van and started pounding on my beat ass Mitsubishi Mirage. The dumb skeezers starting screaming that they were going to pull my skinny ass out of the car and beat me down.
I quickly decided to temporarily file away the "cunt" word for now, because I glanced over to see that my friends had suddenly developed Narcolepsy. They were pretending to be passed out! Because I didn't have back up, I smacked my lips and then rolled up the window. I figured that if they were going to shoot me, maybe the glass could slow down the bullet and I'd be spared. Luckily, some security guard came rushing out to save me. I was soooooo close to shouting "That's right, bitches! RUN!," but figured it was best if I keep my fat mouth shut for once. Shit like this could only happen at Del Taco. Oh how I love Del Taco.
Here's Peaches and her busted snail of a husband at a Del Taco outside of L.A. yesterday and also doing gross things on their hotel balcony later in the day.
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the one thing i give to her is bitch knows how to dress. but wouldnt we all be dressed to the nines if we had her money?
Wtf is up with these metrosexual, feminine looking men? just wtf? hes as skinny as i am! i need my men strong, manly and rugged. not wimpy and bony. yuck.
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Loved the story. cunts suck...
you rang?
I like peaches and I have nothing wrong with pussy, but Peaches' pussy?!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 3:57pm.
"Millions of peaches, peaches for free, millions of peaches, peaches for me!!!"
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You know peaches is code for PUSSY in that song....you sayn u like pussy?
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Booty Butt!
"Millions of peaches, peaches for free, millions of peaches, peaches for me!!!"
Sorry I love that song! She looks out of it...and her boyfriend IS a nasty SNAIL!!
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Why are you giving publicity to this total no mark?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Michael, I know I am a GIRL, but I seriously think I love you. I would not have pretended narcolepsy, I would have beat those bitches down for you and let you stand behind me emphasizing every punch with "CUNT".
Really. We must get together.
"Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 11:02pm. who are these dirty looking nobodies?"
BWAHAHAHAHA! Snort. Really, could her idiot butt toy look anymore homeless?
MK what sort of outback Nazi hell hole are you living at? I live in the Metro Detrot area, and have a 24 hour Del Taco near me.
You are lucky that shit went down in Cali. Where I live, that bitch would have broke passenger window with her forehead, dragged you out thru the busted opening, and stomped a mud puddle into your middle. Then pissed on you for a reminder. 313 bitches don't play.
Off to get some Del Taco for breakfast.....
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 6:35am.
Peaches isn't really that bad looking,I even think she is cute
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THANK you! I think she's cute too:)
It's nice to have some company on this raft.
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I've been clubbing with peaches before (we have a mutual friend).
She is as obnoxious in person as people say.
She feels entitled to EVERYTHING & seriously thinks she is one of the most talented people on the planet.
All you hear her say is "Don't you know who I am."
She includes the word f*** when she's drunk (which is often).
aargh i can't stand her.
no one really likes her - even her friends talk about her behind her back.
Peaches isn't really that bad looking,I even think she is cute,it's her personality that ruins it for her.I would love some In n Out,we don't have them here in Oklahoma and I miss them so much!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Peaches only looks pretty when she's talking to that cute black guy.. she should pay him to follow her around....
"If only I'd thought of the right words, I could've held onto your heart... If only I'd though of the right words, I wouldn't be breaking apart... all my pictures of you." - The Cure
Submitted by tapgirl on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 3:00am.
Can someone please explain to me exactly WHAT do they serve at "Panda Express"???
As for Jack in the Crack and In-n-Out, I don't think i wanna know....
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At Panda Express? Chinese Food.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Can someone please explain to me exactly WHAT do they serve at "Panda Express"???
As for Jack in the Crack and In-n-Out, I don't think i wanna know....
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"Because in cheerleading, we throw people into the air. And FAT people don't go as high"
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 1:18am.
Must be slow in Hollyweird if the paps are following these two.
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Well, Peaches is a known shit disturber so it kinda makes sense. I thought they were divorcing already...???
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Must be slow in Hollyweird if the paps are following these two.
Hekki, unfortunately we gobbled it all up! The next time I make it, I will make a double batch. I forgot to mention that the halvah contained chopped, freshly-roasted almonds...
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
That's skeery, MK! You should always keep a pair of elegant Lucite heels available just in case!
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I need to get me a pair of those sunglasses. Nothing says hotness more than baby blue sunglasses on a man with gross, unwashed hair. That and some rip-roaring Del Taco-farts.
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MK. you made my saturday night.
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Is it Jan 20 yet?
When did this pig slither over to America? Great. Another whore doing over the top shit for attention. Stay in your own Country Peachpit!
who are these dirty looking nobodies?
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I feel sorry for Peaches.....aren't both her bio parents dead?
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Submitted by Noelegy: "Here's something much more interesting and delicious than Peaches Geldof. I made halvah today!"
Holy shit, that is awesome! Your description made me literally drool. I opened my mouth to say something to one of the rugrats and a little drool escaped. You are my hero! Halvah is like ambrosia....
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Why don't these stupid hipster kids take a shower?! Why is it cool too look like shit and do nothing all day?
Yes I'm a hipster but at least I bathe on a regular basis!!! Once a day, everyday!
Is it just me, or does Peaches' manboy look just like Bob Geldof? Like Daddy?
Always take the high road, there's less traffic.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 8:58pm.
Am I the only one left to place my napkin on my lap, even if it's paper?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I sure hope not. Manners are an endangered species it seems sometimes.
Am I the only one left to place my napkin on my lap, even if it's paper?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Damn, MK, I'm glad you managed to get out of that situation alive. Bitches, man...
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Peaches had hot? I must have missed that week's coverage.
But I think she looks better here (i.e. bathed, combed and somewhat sober,) than I've seen her in quite awhile.
Wow Peaches lost the hot super quick, kinda like Hohan did. It was right around the time she got all those tacky tattoos on her legs. Any how, she's a great Sienna Miller 2.0 in the making.
Well I wish someone would find perez anyway and beat him up.
Suri will find Perez first and kick the crap out of him. and the idiot is easy to find.
Oh god i'm totally like that on the road. Nothing like that in class or anywhere else but im like that on the road and if someone cuts me off. I start screaming cuss words. Well ok, I am like that other places too but it's like some places i'm meek and others im like don't mess with me. I want to find a happy middle one day.
LMAO...I just LOVE your story about the bitch whore sluts at Del Taco!...I'm hysterically snorting here...I can relate totally. In my yoot, if I didn't scare people away with my mouth, I could run really fast!
Here's something much more interesting and delicious than Peaches Geldof. I made halvah today! We had a can of tahini in the fridge--my stepson learned how to make baba ghanoush in his culinary classes--and I was looking for recipes to use tahini in other ways.
I over-caramelized the sugar syrup just a bit. The halvah has the texture and crunch of the inside of a Butterfinger and the flavor of sesame and gently burnt sugar. The only downside was that the recipe made such a small amount.
Yes, her dad got a Nobel Peace Prize and appeared in "The Wall," but that's the most interesting thing ever attached to the name Geldof.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
Mr. Peaches mouthed off to Matt Lauer?
Mr. Peaches has a controversial religion?
I thought they got divorced? how come they're eating tacos together??
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
Could he look any less interested in her?
Mr. Peaches could really use some hair conditioner. He looks pretty dried out for his age.
THIS GUY HASN'T DONE ONE GODDAMN FUCKING THING WRONG EVER. EXCEPT MABY MOUTH OFF TO MATT LAUER. BUT THAT IS ABOUT IT. I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE CLAIMING THEY ARE SO EASY SPIRITED WHEN IN REALITY THEY ARE BIGOTED ASSHOLES. YA, I REALIZE HIS "RELGION" IS VERY UNCONVENTUAL, BUT HE HAS THE RIGHT THE WORSHIP HOWEVER HE WANTS. PERIOD. NO ONE SHOULD EVER MAKE FUN OR LIGHT OF SOMEONE ELES' SPIRITUAL OR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS EVER, NO EXCEPTIONS.
Chester French: "She Loves Everybody"
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It's not horrible but not very interesting, either. Hey, at least they can fall back on the Harvard degrees.
Submitted by phoenix62 on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 6:18pm
Where are the best hoagie joints in Philly, in your opinion? How do you feel about cheesesteaks?
Damn I'm a jelus h8r! Out here in the midwest you can't get a good Amoroso roll! Nice and chewy, and strong enough not to fall apart.
Hekki
I'm with you. I don't get it. I'd bet SamRo has more testosterone than this wet noodle!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Maybe I'm an old fart, but I can't understand how a straight girl could find a boy like that sexually appealing. Maybe that's what they're into these days. Guys that look like SamRo. *shaking head* Not that I'm all into jocks, but I like a MAN who walks upright with his cock out, ya know? I could beat up this namby pamby little creep.
WAWA!!! I'm originally from Maryland and love WAWA, bestest soups and subs! But my husband got transferred to West "by-God" Virginia three years ago and there is nothing here. Can't wait to move back home so I can roll to WAWA after the bar for all their deliciousness.
MK- I'm sure some of those bitch ass whores are now some of your dlisted sluts!