Saturday, December 6th 2008
Suri & Friends
In case you have no idea which one is Suri, she's the one making a fist. Too bad she didn't use her first to punch Stepford Katie in the face to hopefully wake her up from the brainwashed haze she's in. And you know one of those toys (Katie not included) is working for Tommy Girl. My money is on the creepy bald headed thetan doll. Unlike, Tini Puppini, it looks like it can speak words.
Katie dragged Suri and her friends out last night to see the Christmas lights at Rockefeller. Translation: just the ten millionth photo-op of the week.
And Suri has started a trend with that blue nail polish. The next time we see pictures of Zahara Jolie-Pitt, her little finger nails will be polished in blue. Trust this.
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Why are these people constantly out shopping? I guess they don't have anything else to do. That kid has to be the biggest brat around she constantly has that snotty look on her face. At least she has a coat on and jeans on, but ballet shoes with jeans.......some little Ugg boots or sneakers would look much cuter. I read where Tommy Girl said that she doesn't like jeans that she likes to wear dresses......um... who are the adults in this family???? My kids never told me what they were going to wear when they were that age!
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Oh dear- run Katie run!!!!
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I'm so tired of mentioning how 'beat up' she is I feel totally beat up now... I feel sorry for Katie Holmes...damn.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:01am.
The BBC actually pay this man to appear on their radio shows. The taxes that I pay are going into his pockets. Fuck off!
What? I didn't know that.I am miffed indeed.
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whoops i mean *born a celeb and will become a STAR*
suri was born a celebrity and she will become a celebrity.
look how much she adores the camera!!
but she is too too gorgeous. perfect little alien baby !!!!!!!
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Suri is gorgeous!
I think Suri will be starring in The Toy 2
Katie's hands look like they're 89 years old.
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Submitted by la coocaracha on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 3:53pm.
Actually my roommate's kid is still wearing diapers and he's almost 4 years old. How old do kids have to be to get potty-trained...?
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YOUNGER THAN 4!!!!
Thats for sure....i think theres a correlation between how fast a kid is potty trained and intelligence....
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There is?!?!
Boys often take longer.
Everyone is different. Schedules are GENERAL not absolute.
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Katie is actually (you can't tell this in still pictures) blinking out SOS in Morse code with her sunken eyes. Campaign to rescue Katie!
I think katie tired bc/ she gives into that brat every whim. It must be tiring to do everything a 2 year old tells you to do. I bet Katie /kate caters to that kids EVERY single second.
Katie looks terrible and I swear she really has a nose job it is too pointy now!
Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 3:53pm.
Actually my roommate's kid is still wearing diapers and he's almost 4 years old. How old do kids have to be to get potty-trained...?
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YOUNGER THAN 4!!!!
Thats for sure....i think theres a correlation between how fast a kid is potty trained and intelligence....you might have a future Forrest Gump on your hands...
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Actually my roommate's kid is still wearing diapers and he's almost 4 years old. How old do kids have to be to get potty-trained...?
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Ah Katie the Slave carrying all that shit for Suri the queen of adorableness. What's with the face she makes in one of those pics, looks like she's going to be a BRAT! If Katie continues to slave away like this her face is going to look shittier by the day. Looks like Suri is not enjoying the photo-op at all though...poor thing...
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Random thoughts.
The veins MAY be a hereditary thing. I take very good care of my skin and got rave reviews at my recent 20-year class reunion (although is "You haven't changed a bit" a compliment or not?), but my hands are veiny. They will be the bitches that snitch about my age the very first.
No makeup in New York: I don't know. I've never been there. But my conjecture is that in a city filled with millions of people you'll never meet, going out without makeup is a safer bet than it is in a smaller town.
Do Scientologists celebrate Christmas?
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webbed palms?
And what is with Kat(i)e's weird jaundiced complexion of late? I mean that seriously. Is it from some Scientology thing? Is it from bad fake tanning? It can't be the no makeup as I've seen her wearing making and looking like that still. She looks ill, like her liver's giving out or something.
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"Ironically for somebody who thinks that he is such a big player in the gay community, his website is one of the most hateful and homophobic out there."
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VERY well put - and SO true. He is an idiot, a meanie, and a hypocrite.
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That poor kid is so maladjusted already. The first few years are so critical for kids.
I never heard of him up until '06'ish and once saw him on a VH1 'I love the _ insert decade here' shows.
He looked pretty smarmy and NOT funny at all. I figured his success is likely related to starting a celebrity blog before better writers did and nothing to do with his charisma/technical ability.
Submitted by Sibsi on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:14am.
Yeah! Those songs are indeed earworms!
Is Mario Lavandeira= Pereze Hilton's real name?
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Yeap. That's him. And yeah - I think back when he started and he was still snarky...I don't know about now, tho...
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God, that little girl is going to be such a monster from her parents never denying her even one thing.
Yeah! Those songs are indeed earworms!
Is Mario Lavandeira= Pereze Hilton's real name? The thought of even trying to search information about him makes me sick.
I also remember f*cking Rosie O' singing him praises back when she was on the view, or am I imagining things?
Thanks, Sibsi!
I pick the catchiest songs, don't I?
They stick in my head for hours after lol.
PS. Did you get all the answers? You might win!;p
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 6:29am.
GOOOOOD Morning Sluts!
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Gotta do some back track reading here already!
Man, I passed out watching your Youtube creations last night, Angel.
Not to mean they put me to sleep - they were damn funny! - but I was just that tired.
R5bales: SO true about the undressing of dolls. I think different kids are different tho...or maybe there are some special kids...My kid's dolls are always naked until her friend comes over - SHE dresses them all back up. Actually, it seems like a pretty good arrangement for them;p
And I don't even know if I believe what I see. We only get snaps of a few minutes every time. They're not wandering around or dealing with business. They're on pap runs. They want to make it look like they're the most loving and generous parents ever. I think it's all media hype. Who knows how they REALLY parent that child? I said it yesterday: I think the masses eat that shit up. Of course they don't have the patience, or even the time prolly, to be SO generous to their children Just one more way the celebs are above them.
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Dayum, Ziggy. You need to change that to "babie" and put in on the Angelina thread.
PS. He has radio shows in Canada too. And he throws parties in the Tdot all the time.
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Submitted by chefcammi on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:29am.
You have GOT to be kidding me.
Mario Lavandeira's website is the most repulsive thing on the internet. Ignorant doesn't even begin to cover some of the things that he writes.
Celebrity gossip sites have to be ironic, otherwise there is no point. Nobody should really care about Katie Holmes strolling down the street with her daughter. Sites like DListed are a natural reaction against the saccharine media that try to convince us peons that the rich and famous are inherently better than us, and that we should worship them, and thank them for being on the earth.
Every time I see a picture of Angelina Jolie standing against a scorching African landscape with the breeze of an out-of-shot fan lightly tussling her styled hair I want to throw up. Similarly, it takes every ounce of self-restraint to resits tipping over the racks of celebrity autobiographies that I see in book stores. On the news coverage of the recent Los Angeles fires, there were scenes of homeless families flocking towards the cameras, and one presenter asked, 'but are there any celebrities effected?' That pretty much summed it up for me.
Award shows, shameless self-promotion, premiers, album release parties, I'm so sick of having people convince me that any of these things are anything but wank fests for over-indulged children. Shame on anybody who waits outside in the piss cold weather to get a glimpse of the stars. What they fuck is these people's problem?
If I found out that anybody who wrote these blogs attended such shows, I would immediately stop reading. Unfortunately, Mario Lavandeira obviously thinks that celebrity is something other than a vacuous non-title. He chases celebrity like a hungry dog. Does he still post about his faux-friends' (Lily Allen)albums for a little free promotion? Actually, they probably pay him to link to their latest shite.
The worst thing about his site though, is the 'outing' of male celebrities. There is a massive difference between the posts made here, and the fuckery that Mario Lavandeira writes. His rabid pursuit of male celebrities whom he suspects to be homosexual is nothing more than harassment and terrorism. Ironically for somebody who thinks that he is such a big player in the gay community, his website is one of the most hateful and homophobic out there.
The BBC actually pay this man to appear on their radio shows. The taxes that I pay are going into his pockets. Fuck off!
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A couple of things: Is no make up a New York City thing? My niece has been in NY for 10 years or so, and she quit wearing make up about 8 years ago.
*Thumbnail 5...You know the bodyguard is thinking, "Suri HAD to bring the monkey, now I have to hold the damn thing. Fucking Kid."
*The look on Katie's face tells you that Suri is in total and complete charge. She has the look of "I know these toys are ridiculous, but Suri wouldn't go without them. Ha ha ha isn't that funny sweet?" Any other mom would say, "No toys, get in the stroller, or we stay home."
*It must be a universal thing that 3 year olds must take dresses off dolls. The only place I have ever seen Barbie dressed is in the package.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
They always seem to be setting these shots up for the paps.
Kind of strange how they were so protective and secretive a couple of years ago, and now they never seem to be more than two feet away from a paparazzo.
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Katie looks real bad in these pics,she looks so tired and she never wears make up anymore,it's like she just doesn't care anymore about her looks.Suri looks real cute and is dressed appropriately for once,she is spoiled and happy and now I want some Dean and Deluca sweets!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Katie the Stepford Hag needs to use some of Tom's money to buy a STROLLER. That kid is huge. Katie is going throw her back out trying to lug that monster around.
Suri has legs. Let her use them. Or get a stroller.
EDIT: Katie looks like she's got one foot in the grave. She has to flee for the exit before Tommy and his cult dispatch her. Making it look like an "accident" of course...
Can't see the blue finger nail polish as Suri's finger is too far dug into her nose looking for gold in thumbnail one.
Nice. She's growing up to be a great kid. Don't ever shake her hand.
I'm totally nostalgic for Felicity repeats now, thanks to that Dean and DeLuca bag.
DAMN IT!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 1:14am.
If Suri gets much bigger Katie's going to have trouble carrying both her and Tom at the same time. They better hit Disneyworld soon.
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Lol. Is that Tommy between Katie and Suri, with the black hair? I didn't recognise him cos he's not looking for the paps and fake smiling!
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Hands - when you're really thin the bones in the hands become prominent. Same thing happens to me. There really isn't a lot of fat storage areas on the hands...
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 1:23am.
Or Keebler will give Tom his job back.
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Hey, Aunt Bea!
Yeah, I totally zoomed in on Katie's hands. They're older than Paris' and that's saying something!
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ChefCammi, I gave you a vote! Should I do it again? That IS a truly horrible get-up you're wearing, there, and with the hair, too, pretty impressively bad!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 1:13am.
I think her hands just look white compared to her orange face. But the veins...I thought that didn't happen til you were in your 50s. My Nanna had hands like that, but she was in her 60s and her skin was as transparent as wet tissue paper.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 1:14am.
If Suri gets much bigger Katie's going to have trouble carrying both her and Tom at the same time. They better hit Disneyworld soon.
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Yeah, with any luck someone will snatch Katie and free her from a life in hell!
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If Suri gets much bigger Katie's going to have trouble carrying both her and Tom at the same time. They better hit Disneyworld soon.
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Hey angel_i, fellow dlisters
Did anyone think that maybe Suri is a "doll"? and what's with Katie's milky white veiny hands? They look alien.
Submitted by VooDooVixen on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:56am.
I was havin some fun at JJ last night! Just when one of them cottoned on to mah tomfoolery I paid another one of them a compliment and killed the thread! Good times.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 1:03am.
*slaps hand on mouth* *can't stop giggling*
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