Maybe She Should Have Listened To Mr. Bear
Sounds more like Jodie Sweetin and Cody Herpin (Herpes, if you're nasty) were in heat instead of love. As you know, America's favorite former meth-head (sorry Fergie), Stephanie Judith Tanner, dumped her bitch of 16 months back in November. Lucky for us, new dirt has come out about this shot gun mess of a marriage.
According to People and court papers, Jodie claims "Our house is in foreclosure, our water has been shut off twice. Currently, all of our other utilities are overdue."
Bob Saget, do something! Basically, I'm thinking that one of these bitches done smoked up their mortgage payment! They should also look on the bright side! It doesn't look like they bathe that regularly, so they could go on living without water for a while. And if they ever need to wash off the flea poo, they can use a hose outside any government building. That's what we do!
Stephanie claims that after they got hitched, Herpes quit his job and basically refused to get another one. Sweet & Herpes lived off her Full House residuals and money from her parents.
The joke is on Herpes! He probably thought he won the damn lottery when he married Stephen Tanner. Kind of backfired on him though, he sadly found out there wasn't much gold to dig. They quickly turned into some broke ass bitches who couldn't pay their bills. Maybe he should have started boning one of the Olsen trolls instead. Hell, even DJ's Pillow Person would've been a better choice!
Herpes defended himself by saying he was a stay-at-home-dad. Of course, this bitch was staying at home with the kids. He had no damn job to go to! This shit sounds familiar, did he pick up a copy of Professor K-Feds book, "Mac-anomics 101: 13 Ways To Gold Dig Yo' Bitch"?
They are both filing for custody of their daughter Zoie and a hearing in the case has been scheduled for February 9th.
Mr. Bear better be there to support his best homegirl!
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I love Full House. Er, well DJ and Stephanie anyways. I cant help it, I just cant. My black heart is melting for Sweetin. I hope she gets it back on track!
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Submitted by jillybeans on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:23am.
Ok, so does Perez Hilton blatantly rip off of Michael K,
Yeah he does. That stupid fat bitch has been ripping off all kinds of blogs fromt he dawn of his time. When he says he has an exclusive it means he ripped the news off of a blog no one has read yat and/or has no pictures he can cut and paste to his pepto bismal colored piece of shit.
No siggie! I smoked it!
Ok, so does Perez Hilton blatantly rip off of Michael K, or is it just an amazing amount of coincidences? I was just on that site (I'm unbelievable bored at work) and he commented that Steph Tanner should've listened to Mr. Bear's advice, and he's also been calling Blake "Blaaaake". There are other coincidences, too but these I just noticed in the past couple of minutes.
tough times..just stay off the meth, girl!
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At least she won the funbag lottery, I can think of at least 2 things that'll help her earn a living.
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I don't feel sorry for her,she acted like a idiot and has to deal with the consequences from the mess she created.She is a loser in my book.
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I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for Jodie Sweetin. She was such a cutie on Full House and she reminds me of my childhood days reading about the cast of Full House and Boy Meet World in Teen Beat magazine. I hope she gets her life together and stops going out with these losers. I would really like to see a Full House remake with the cast together again. I think Sweetin is still attractive and bubbly enough to at least be a B-list star in Hollywood where she can host reality shows and things like that. Like Britney Spears, all she needs is a good agent and publicist, her family, and the willingness to get back on track and concentrate full time on her career, book, Full House reunion, whatever necessary to get back on the television screen.
I wonder if, when they shut off her water for the second time, she said, "How Rude!" hahaha, bad joke...I hope she finds work and pays her bills and wins her kid.
Well, she HAD a lot of money, but blew it on drugs, right? So I agree that is not possible to feel sorry for her. Tough tits, sister. Go get a job.
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Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:47pm.
did they smoke up the residuals from "full house" and "dance off pants off"?
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Phhhsst...dont be silly...I mean, ok, MAYBE "Full House", but NO WAY "Dance off, pants off"...That title SCREAMS financial security...it just does...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
did they smoke up the residuals from "full house" and "dance off pants off"?
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I hope sometime soon, well before that hearing, a judge gets that kid of theirs to someone who has heat and running water!
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Submitted by skeptical at best on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 4:24pm.
what's the point in fighting over custody if they can't pay their bills!!!
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The point for these two parasites, unfortunately, is a source of income. Not only can which ever one of them gets custody guilt-mooch more money off the baby's grandparents, but they can also mooch some welfare bennies and a tax deduction off the poor kid. Anything to keep not-working. Because celebs don't do real work, donchaknow, at least in their tweaker dreams.
Her hubby Herpes looks like a more retarded Vince Vaughn. Sadness & shame on them!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 6:28pm.
I tried several times to watch "Full House
" but the over-cooked smarmy sweetness sent me in to diabetic shock
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If you have relationships in reverse order; Commit, move in together, have a kid, then get to know a person, do you really have the right to complain?
I tried several times to watch "Full House" but the over-cooked smarmy sweetness sent me in to diabetic shock.
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Submitted by Triscuit on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 5:59pm.
Time for a "FULL"
house Stephanie Tanner sex tape!
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Time for a "FULL"
house Stephanie Tanner sex tape!
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what's the point in fighting over custody if they can't pay their bills!!!
Druggies always blow all their cash on their drug of choice and forget to leave aside money for food, to pay the bills, oh and that debt to the drug dealer too. Then they go boo-hooing to other people for money as they're too irresponsible to live off their own. I know, I used to go out with one, its very frustrating. Plus in this crazy world of endless credit we live in does anyone understand the concept of "budget" any more?
I'm telling you....it was the "Loveshack" performance that ruined her career.
Rich and famous people suck.
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I don't think either one of them should get custody for naming their daughter ZOY. ugh
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i wonder why they never marketed her as much as the olsen trolls back when full house was on. If that show was on now, she would be a gazillionaire. oh and i always thought she would end up being smart and successful, oh well.
She needs to revisit the acting world or something. Being a recovering meth addict is not good for her image. Damn, he does not know how to gold-dig...that was just plain stupid on his part, you can't be obvious about that crap either, you need to learn the art of subtlety dammit! Stephanie Tanner can see thru that bullshit like nobody's business!
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Oh yeah, she needs a job for sure.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 3:08pm.
Half kidding but she was my fav on Full house.
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I would say it the same way.
Until she hit puberty tho cuz she got so WEIRD lookin'! LOL!
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Rosemary, you may be right. All the more reason to go out & get a job like most of the rest of us. (Not snarking at you -- just so frustrated & tired of all these "blameless" people & their freakin' sob stories!)
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Those paychecks get smaller over the years though. The residual that is, I would bet Full house paycheck is pretty damn small by now. Well at least i know they get smaller at some point, My acting teacher when I was in acting classes told us that .
Okay, let me get this straight: She made at least scale while the show was on. You can usually find this POS show on at least once a day. Residuals pay good $$.
I agree w/ the "no sympathy" crowd. Why were they living off her residuals & handouts from her parents? They were stay-at-home mom & dad? Neither one was out working? Gee, what a shock that it didn't work out.
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Half kidding but she was my fav on Full house.
awww don't be mean to Jodie sweetie , I love her =/
"The joke is on Herpes! He probably thought he won the damn lottery when he married Stephen Tanner."
Say what? If Stephanie Tanner was a child tranny that would rock.
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I'm sure Jody made a ton of money off that crap TV show, and if her fucking utilities have been turned off and she's losing her home, then who's to blame here?????? Instead of marrying a leech, she should have just gone off and got knocked up like everyone else. Quit your bitching and shut the fuck up. People all over the country are losing their homes and jobs, and dammed few of them made shit loads of money like she did. Of course she blew through that with her drug habit. Feel sorry for her, No fucking way.
Eyes or something remind me of Blake Lively.
Okay - I agree about the annoying 'creative' spellings, and not to get all Diane Chambers on you guys, but Caitlin is the original Gaelic spelling and Michaila is the original Russian spelling - you have to separate ethnic variants from the Zoies and Ashlees.
Boo fucking Hoo. My job was cut and now I am living off my 401K until I get a job. It fucking sucks using my retirement money at 40.
I think Sweeten got taste of real life. TV kids are not properly prepared for life's little lessons. wonder if Saget will show up now with his little sappy song in the backdrop to tell his tv daughter..Grow the fuck up. Pay your mortgage and tell your slacker husband, get a fucking job.
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Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:25pm.
I'd totally forgotten about him.
I'd actually imagine him as a listless high school sports coach with a domineering wife and some out of control kids.
mike: PERFECT!! :)))
And Estevez would be a bald, fat, alcoholic who constantly grouses about his glory days as a jock, much like Uncle Rico of Napoleon Dynamite.
Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:17pm.
Easy.
Judd Nelson character: insurance salesman
Molly Ringwald character: Feminist Studies professor
Ally Sheedy character: Republican soccer mom
Anthony Michael Hall: Silicon Valley tycoon with a recurrent drug problem
heehee you guys.....right?
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