Senator Fran Fine!
Fran Drescher has already been The Nanny and now she wants to be The Senator! Sorry, it's early and the Sanka hasn't kicked in yet.... Now that Hilary Clinton is skipping off to become the Secretary of the House or whatever (don't make me google that shit this early), New York State needs a senator and Fran thinks she's the bitch for the job!
At some event the other night, Fran told New York Magazine that she's qualified and I don't think she was telling jokes. Methinks she was serious. When asked why she should have the job, she said (read this in her Fran Fine voice, it's more entertaining that way), “I’ve just been given the appointment of U.S. diplomat! My title is public diplomacy and envoy for women’s health issues, and I just got back from a four-country European tour of duty. I believe next I’ll be sent to the Middle East. I’ve been very successful in getting a bill passed in Washington. I was thinking I’d take the next four years to lay some groundwork, but I’m throwing my hat in the ring. I’m an authentic and honest person!”
I will co-sign this as long as Fran Fine is Senator and not Fran Drescher. They must re-write The Nanny theme song to fit her new job as Senator. They need to play that shit whenever she makes a speech. And think of the outfits Fran Fine will wear. The outfits! Wait...she's really not joking, is she? She really wants to be Senator. C.C. Babcock save us!
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Submitted by Andraya on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:08pm
I liked the Beautican and the Beast too.
Submitted by Andraya on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:08pm.
Beautiful Fran is actually only half Jew, her father is Jewish and her mother is not.
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well, that made me like her better. She chose to be Jewish. I still hate her accent..
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So where are HER hoardes of devoted Franiloonies?
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Beautiful Fran is actually only half Jew, her father is Jewish and her mother is not. I love this woman!!! She was so hot in "Doctor Detroit" not to mention "Nanny" and that hot dumb shit movie she did with Timothy Dalton.
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
I live in New York State. And I say Yes to the YES! Smarter than Palin and with a less annoying voice. Yes, bitches, I said it.
Not Fran for Senator! NO:
WE WANT YETTA! WE WANT YETTA!
Yetta would add class to the Senate - and she's such a shayner maiden, y'know...not like some of those whores who are in there now (and NO, I'm NOT referring to the wife-of-an-ex-president, either!).
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
She's a very smart woman who did get a bill passed. She went undiagnosed for cancer for a few years until she persisted. I love Fran, always did and her voice and laugh are very genuiune, nothing fake about her. As for senator I dont know about that, but she does have alot of information to offer.
I would love to have Fran as my senator.
Her laugh is really not fake. If you watch her talking about her humanitarian work, she still laughs like that.
And all you who can't stand her accent probably aren't from NY (her accent isn't that much more exaggerated than some other NY accents I've heard, and I find it endearing and it makes me think fondly of home), and if that's the case, don't hate on my girl, because she wouldn't be representing you anyway.
I hope she stops using that annoying fake laugh of hers if she expects to be taken seriously.I have never been able to stomach this woman.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Oh, yeah, she was over here in Poland a couple of weeks ago, to raise the cancer awarness or something....did some talk-shows, visited some hospital and stuff
I really loved "The Nanny"...Yeta was my favourite
oooooh, I can't resist!
She was working out in Hollywood with all those Queens
Til the network kicked her out after many "FABU!" scenes.
Her voice was loud and hoarse, then cancer and divorce
knocked her on her fanny.
So onto a plane from Cali to the Beltway now
Maybe Gopher from the Love Boat would try to show her how
She has style, she has flair, her own hair
but she isn't a tranny!
In the caves of our old enemy
she'll just laugh and Bin Ladin will flee!
and so on.
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Dear God, whose idea was it to send the most repulsive, whiniest Jewish woman on the face of the earth to the Middle East!? No wonder they hate us.
It would be a great way to sneak a bill through. Get her talking and when everybody has left, call for a vote.
This would mean we would have to listen to more of her extremely obnoxious, whiny voice so....NO.
Fran (vice pres), and Caroline(Kennedy) for President 2012!! Caroline for NY Senator..now.
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Yeah, I doubt it's hard to be a senator. You just play nicey nice with others, smoke cigars and go to work like 50 days out of the year.
Fran is a native New Yorker, she's not from California. And if Sarah Palin can be governor of a state and George Bush can be president of a country, then pretty much anyone is more qualified to be a senator...
WTH!!!
Yeah I'm qualified too cuz I took this acting class once and like to suck dick!
I'm kidding acting class sux!
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Her laugh is a Weapon of Mass Destruction....
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Somebody help her! Her ego is out of control!
If I was a terrorist and I heard that voice, I'd surrender just to shut her up.
Aw I loved the Nanny! Did Lifetime stop showing it because I noticed it's not showing up on my DVR anymore.
As for the Middle East hmmm I don't know how good she'll do over there, don't they hate Jews? and Frannie's Jewish and proud.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:35am.
AND Ronald Reagan...ugh
not to mention jessie "the body" ventura
She can use her voice to coerce concessions from her foreign counterparts.
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She'd be a shit senator, but a GREAT asset to the war on terror. Just pop in a comedy DVD, let her laugh, and the terrorists will declare a jihad on their own eardrums.
I HATE MONDAYS, 5 more days to go :,(
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AND Ronald Reagan...ugh
*cue blindly hypocritical Republican pissing and moaning about "the Hollywood elite"...
and 'morning ;)
The news this morning is reporting that Caroline Kennedy is considering the position, doubtful Frannie could take it away from a Kennedy if this is twuu.
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If Arnold and that Love Boat dude can, then run, Fran, run!
Yeah im qualified for that shit too. Eat me Washington.
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this aint california stay out of NY and I like you just not as senator
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆
She's an actor; of course she's qualified for politics.
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