Blaaaake Wants To Get Paid
Blaaaake recently told The News of the World that he's going to save Wino by leaving her and not asking for any of her crack pennies. He must have woke up and smelled the heroin smoke, because Blaaaake is looking to cash in. A friend told the NOTW that Blaaake was telling lies and really wants £1 million from the Crackie of Camden. He's threatened her management that if he doesn't get what he wants, he's going to write a tell-all.
Blaaake is going to have to wrestle Wino's money away from her crack pipe. Good luck. And what can he tell us bout Wino that hasn't been told? Just go to any gossip blog and click their "Amy Wino" category and there's your fucking tell-all! Although, I would love to know what the inside of Wino's crackhive is like. It probably looks like this.
Blaaake's mommy, Georgette, piped in and said Wino's daddy has already offered her son £50,000 to go through with a divorce. She said, "Mitch’s £50,000 offer was an insult. Amy’s worth £10 million and Blake’s her husband. He’s entitled to at least £3 million after all he’s been through with her.'"
After all he's been through? The slug hasn't even been around. He's been in the chokey licking taints for heroin rocks! Georgette should really see a doctor about the genetic disease she suffers from called Delusionaltwatitis.
That is so wishful thinking on his part. Whatever, he's lucky he'll be getting ANY money from her at the end of the day. However, she did marry this special looking idiot so maybe he will get some of her money, not just the millions he thinks he's entitled to...!
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Blake opened his mouth and said that he was responsible for introducing hard drugs into his wife's life. Then why is he entitled to anything? He should have extra charges filed against him for turning wino into crack ho. His mother sounds like a real piece of tool. It's all about money, Wino better not croak before the divorce is final or he'll get everything. What a bunch of losers.
How rude Georgette! How much do you think a junkie ends up "owing" society for the huge burden such a parasite puts upon us? You bred this one so I think you owe us all like 25 cents each for all your worthless spawn has put us through (penis pics, face pics, any pics of this nast NAST loser)
Shut up, you should be ashamed of your crack-kid, not over-coddling him in a public venue. He deserves shit. He has earned nothing so far in his life, so is owed nothing.
After what he has been through?Didn't this loser admit that he was the one that started Wino on the hard stuff?He should not get a penny.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Oh OK... thanks for explaining it, Freak Speely!
He just pulled out his crack pipe and he...
Jizzed in His Pants. What a douchebag.
What exactly has he been through, he's been in jail for all of their marriage.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"Submitted by CaraK on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 1:44pm.
OK forgive my ignorance, but didn't Amy have one hit song before hitting the skids? I don't get how she has unlimited money for crack, let alone enough to pay Blake a million bucks."
She only had one hit song in the US, but keep in mind the whole album won her five Grammys and a fuckload of other awards as well...and it's pretty much sold like IHOP pancakes since February. That's what's keeping the money flowing in, royalties, award show/performance appearance money (when she shows up)...it all adds up to a pretty penny.
"Mitch’s £50,000 offer was an insult. Amy’s worth £10 million and Blake’s her husband. He’s entitled to at least £3 million after all he’s been through with her.'"
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Does Blake's Mommy do crack too?
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Between a husband like Blaaake and a father like Mike, it's no wonder the Wino turned to drugs.
OK forgive my ignorance, but didn't Amy have one hit song before hitting the skids? I don't get how she has unlimited money for crack, let alone enough to pay Blake a million bucks.
Edited to add: I read all the way down and supposedly she's worth $10M. How? She doesn't even show up for her gigs!
hmmm, now where did I put my coffee filters?
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:57am.
Amen. If this is true, I've seen a new low in the "nerve" department.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ugh this is just pissing me off. Women like Amy need some help getting away from Assholes like this. **grabs Aluminum bat** Just need a plane tix to London. Who's with me? He's nothing but a predator now.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
"after all he’s been through with her.'"
Are you fukin kidding me? He gets her strung-out (or at least helps) and now she owes him money? What did he do to help her? How did he further her career?
Why am I getting peeved about this....
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Wino's pop should just pay a couple healthy 12yo girls to kick his bony ass on a daily basis, until he goes away.
lizardbits: Ahhhh, the Beatles. Sheer effing genius. Sheeps is right: "For No One". If you love that song, you have to hear Rickie Lee Jones' version.
Sheeps: you are now my favorite... ummmmm... sheep EVAH!
Off like Superman to laundry!!! *shuffles slowly towards laundry basket....
yup still shuffling....
not wanting to do MY FUCKING LAUNDRY*
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:31am.
I want you to have my love child... please! He keeps screaming for food or some shit from the closet.
hahahahaha. Set up a Love-Child Cam and make some money.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Whatever he ends up getting, I can guarantee it's not going to last past 3 weekend benders.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:29am.
LoLo, it was not a single and came out during the era of Revolver, however I don't know if it was on Revolver. *whimpers to self while rocking back and forth*
*Pets your pretty hair and draws you a nice picture for your fridge*
Its ok I dont know a shit ton of Beatles stuff either cause when you said revolver i was thinking Stone Temple Piolts and shit cause of their stupid spin off band with Duff(y?) from Guns and Roses and that damn bar they own nearish 27th 28th streets! why am i still talking?
I dont know..... ha ha ha
No siggie! I smoked it!
Lizardbits,
Can not help ya. I was never a Beatles fan. Sorry bunny, but someone here will get it for you!
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I find myself wondering, going; You know, I should really - FUCK IT'S COLD!
SHEEPS!!! THAT'S IT!!!!
I want you to have my love child... please! He keeps screaming for food or some shit from the closet.
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Sheeps! maybe!
*jumps on google with amazing ninja-like speed*
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
LoLo, it was not a single and came out during the era of Revolver, however I don't know if it was on Revolver. *whimpers to self while rocking back and forth*
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:24am.
"For No One"?
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:24am.
Aww I dont think i know that one!
Give me some more clues!!!!
No siggie! I smoked it!
Yeah right. She's probably be making a lot more if it wasn't for him. like this con deserves any money. You know, because he was such a wonderful husband and all.
Damn... I need all ya'll's help. I was going to copy/paste a Beatles song in an ironical funny way, but cannot remember the title. As a mid-20s chick who has recently discovered the AWESOMENESS of the Beatles (don't judge! I knew who they were but when "All you need is love" came on the radio for the hundred billionith time, it made me want to shoot myself in the head!) I NEED to know this damn song!
Paul sings it and it's about this chick who falls out of love with him, gets up, makes breakfast, and leaves. The one line I can sing is "it was a love that was supposed to last for years"
HELP ME OUT!!! PLEEEEASE! Clarrise? Mrs. K? LoLo? Anybody?
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:57am.
What does he do for a living? Did he contribute to her earnings in some substantial way during their marriage? No? Then he doesn't get SQUAT.
If he had been booking her for appearances and keeping the books and driving her to appointments and making her dinner every night and ironing her costumes, he deserves something. But getting her hooked on crack and being in jail for the duration doesn't qualify him for a dime.
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remember that woman that just divorced paul mccartney? same shit. oh wait, she had a obligiatory child.... she only got 50 mill out of what? 400?
hmm 50K sounds about right then.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Peeps, if the stuff we know is the stuff that got out, IMAGINE the stuff they managed to keep on the DL.
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I find myself wondering, going; You know, I should really - FUCK IT'S COLD!
*makes a note to buy Q-tips*
No siggie! I smoked it!
haha...a tell all book? i think we all know waaaay more than enough about their grossness...
Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:12am.
hahahahahaha. It seems they documented a lot of it on cellphone cam.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:08am.
When you scratch inside your ear, which is dirtier, your finger or inside your ear?
*experimenting*
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
The only thing left to tell about Wino are the details that we do NOT want to know.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:06am.
Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:02am.
What he went through?
He did repeatedly have sex with Amy.
OK,a pro rata payment then. One days drugs for every shag. In order for said shag to count, both must remember it. This is only fair.
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
I can hardly wait for this tell-all. Like there's anymore to tell. I guess there could be a sex tape. Now wouldn't that be something we'd all want to see.
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"That cat's something I can't explain."
Sheeps!
RIGHT!! When you scratch inside your ear, which is dirtier, your finger or inside your ear???
*vomitburp*
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I find myself wondering, going; You know, I should really - FUCK IT'S COLD!
Love is a burning thing (a crack pipe)
and it makes a firery ring (in yer crackie underpants)
bound by wild desire (for crack!)
I fell in to a ring of fire...
The taste of love is sweet(Neva tastes as good as money though)
when hearts like our's meet (Fate is a whore that way)
I fell for you like a child (A child who needed to be SPANKED!)
oh, but the fire went wild..(CAUSE YOU PUT CRACK ON THE FIRE BITCH!)
I fell in to a burning ring of fire.....[etc
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Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:02am.
What he went through?
He did repeatedly have sex with Amy.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
That’ll keep him in crack for a few months….
She should pay him the money, get herself clean, and then write a tell-all about life with Blaaaake.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Bets on how long it is before Amy takes him back?
What he went through? Holy hell madam, I know he's your boy and all but damn. He's been married for five minutes. He freely admits that he enabled a drug addiction that threatens her life. He's banged up for violence.
I mean, no offence love, but is encouraging him to think he deserves rewarding for this fuckery top drawer mothering? I think not.
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Amy's tell all:
She does drugs and does not take showers.
The End.
LOVE is a Many Splendored Thing...
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
A tell-all? The only way that book would be shocking is if it refuted many of the stories we've already heard of Amy.
write a tell all? write??LOL
what I don't know about Amy, I don't want to know, okay Blake. so take you and your cuttercrackhead arms out of the picture loser.
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Glories stream from Heaven afar"
Submitted by RufusR on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:52am.
Someone needs to tell him and his mother that extortion is illegal.
Yup.
I love the DEA link. Maybe the fumes kill any pests and rodents?
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
What does he do for a living? Did he contribute to her earnings in some substantial way during their marriage? No? Then he doesn't get SQUAT.
If he had been booking her for appearances and keeping the books and driving her to appointments and making her dinner every night and ironing her costumes, he deserves something. But getting her hooked on crack and being in jail for the duration doesn't qualify him for a dime.