Leave Jennifer Aniston Alone, Says Jennifer Aniston

Submitted by K2 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:19pm.

OMG you truly need to get a life. You are WAAAY too obsessed. How much is she paying you?? lol
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Hey ballbag, like you should talk! This coming from a person who can't stand her and yet parks her ass on every Jen thread - You're gonna call me obsessed?? LMFAO at you loser!

tee hee. Only because I know YOU'RE going to be here. <3

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I'm all for a bitch but think we're done with Jennifer here. HOWEVER, it is my humble opinion that not enough has been said about Owen's face. Oh sweet baby jesus, what in god's name has he done to his face? Oh yeah, whoever said Jen shouldn't swear as she sucks at it makes a good point. Come on Jen, just say Ange is a cunt and be done. You'll feel better for it.
HIS FACE!!!!!!!!

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Hi Madmaxine,

Although she's attached to projects and has producing partners, I'm very surprised she hasn't done anything much since "Friends" such as other actresses with big studio deals including Barrymore, Bullock, Courteney Cox, etc. Maybe now is her time. The woman certainly has power and brains on her side.

And, hey, I have no personal beef with her, I just think that if she doesn't want the media coming after her, then not to play the usual games with tipping off photographers, planting info, "being seen" with certain people at high profile places, etc. It's the old "I vant to be alone!" two-step -- the lady doth protest too much. It's my opinion and it's worth -- well not that much, if anything at all.

And, K2, I'm really not sure why you're so angry. It's a message board and I'm not out to tar or feather Jennifer or Brangelina. Again, just expresing my opinion. And, as for me trying to get attention by throwing Jennifer under the bus? It would seem that Jennifer's doing a fine job of that by herself as of late, and regarding attempting to get attention by my posts -- I hardly ever post here, it's completely anonymous, and I have never claimed to know much of anything nor be of any importance in the grand scheme of things. I know it's hard to believe that Jenn doesn't piss Chanel, but she's a neuorotic, scheming actress like all the rest. We love them or we hate them or we don't give a shit (that last one being the one they fear most of all) -- it's how it works.

yowza...owen's face....no words...and omg, how is it that i've lived as long as i have and have never witnessed this cucamonga deliciousness until this very moment...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

jen looks great here. good on her. and i like owen. he is kind of sexy ugly, although his voice grates on my nerves a bit. watched the darjeeling limited the other day. pretty good flick. i think marley and me will make a lot of money. the director thinks the leads have great chemistry and the writer loves both of them as well. plus, who doesn't love a movie about a dog, even if the story isn't all fluffy and happy.

the drizzle, jen is producing. she has a producing company with her partner, who was also involved in the plan b partnership with pitt when pitt and aniston were married. she is producing two films right now and landed gerard butler in the lead of the goree girls, so the girl is using her talent and star power behind the scenes.

as to the ivy visit, she was meeting their caterers or the owner or something to that effect, it's been said. so, she went in, and walked out the back door after a few minutes. so, i wouldn't say she was necessarily trying to be seen as other celebtards do at that place.

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No you didn't break out with Cocomunga. I remember that lame shit!! LOL!!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:19pm.

OMG you truly need to get a life. You are WAAAY too obsessed. How much is she paying you?? lol
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Hey ballbag, like you should talk! This coming from a person who can't stand her and yet parks her ass on every Jen thread - You're gonna call me obsessed?? LMFAO at you loser!

Am i the only ho that remembers the tv movie Camp Cucamonga? OH COME ON!
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

Submitted by Vporterhouse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:38pm.
MRS. Owen Doubtfire

You totally nailed it.

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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK

MRS. Owen Doubtfire

Submitted by K2 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:19pm.

OMG you truly need to get a life. You are WAAAY too obsessed. How much is she paying you?? lol

"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg

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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:25pm.

Siegfried needs to stop fucking around with Aniston and get back to Roy asap!
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LMAO!
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Let me dirty up your mind.

She needs to stop swearing, because she really sucks at it.

People love watching her life because she's attractive (on the outside at least), and we all want to see her have a happy ending. And while looking at her bikini pictures, I think I will also have a happy ending.

Siegfried needs to stop fucking around with Aniston and get back to Roy asap!

All I know is Jenn does indeed have weekly meetings on how to stay relevant, and has been periodically milking a number of angles we see in the media for years since she can't get a hit off the ground so she can stay in the media. Taken the high road? Hardly. This whole thing has been calculated including arranging people to be seen with and places to be seen, and leaking info to the media (this is all PR 101 for all stars, as I'm sure you know). I don't see it that either camp (Anniston / Brangelina) is more insidious, Jenn just seems more desperate and pathetic as of late. I personally think she should fire her whole team including her agent, as her career is going nowhere fast. She's very powerful -- why isn't she being advised to produce TV and film -- fostering new directing talent? If she can't carry a big movie as the primary star, she surely has the bang to put together the best-ever killer studio production deal and position herself as a producer(lesser stars have done it). Being on the cover of OK! Magazine 30 times a year doesn't get you a Golden Globe or someone to grow old with. I don't wish her ill, I just feel she's being badly advised all around.

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Sorry, I disagree with you. High road? Yes. She has taken the high road. Hell, if it were me or any other woman out there, payback would be a motherfucker towards that coward ass ex husband. She must have some self control and discipline to NOT scream it from the roof top what an skank whore Jolie is. I give her credit not criticism for that. It's been 4 years, that's a long time to bite your tongue for the sake of PR, especially when she was the one that was humiliated.

Jen seems more pathetic and desperate as of late? The woman has 3 movies lined up to promote. This is why she is everywhere! Plus the fact that she finally addressed the Jolie comments has kept the focus on her even more. I'm sure her Agency and PR team has a huge hand in how she handles the media, however, I don't think she needs help to keep her relevant. She is an entity without help.

Funny you bring up that she hasn't had a hit or needs a hit to keep her in the spotlight. I guess Hollywood disagrees because they continue to put her in one movie after another. They're certainly confident with her star status. Kind of puts the kibosh on your theory that her career is going no where fast!

It sounds to me like you're throwing her under the bus for the sake of some attention for yourself. Big pat on the back to you for enlightening the rest of us as to Jen's evil scheming. LMAO!

I love it when celeb. fameho do interview after interview about wanting to be left alone and the terrible price they pay for being a celeb--cue the violins! She and the Pittster are so alike. That douche sells pics of his kids and is then like, "my kids are 'razzi targets!" Gee, I wonder why, dickweed? Meanwhile, this girl shows up at the Ivy in a teeny tank, and dates fellow blabbermouth fameho' John Mayer. How stupid does she think we are? Seriously, who the hell believes these celebs when they say they want to be left alone? Her whole career is about the tabloids at this point.

My friend and I talked about this--celebs need to wear shock collars, kind of like the ones they have for dogs, but with 10,000 more watts. So, every time they say something stupid, the collar will buzz them. ZZZZZZZZZZZ Now, that would be REALLY "cool"--unlike Angelina.

Submitted by TheDrizzle on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:46pm.

Very interesting! I believe you. :)

"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg

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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:00pm.
I happen to know that she's talking out of both sids of her mouth here. She's claiming she's over the media scrutiny, yet I know for a fact that she has weekly meetings with her PR team and handlers to make sure she remains in the media at any cost, including leaking crap about her long ago relationship with Brad. Trust on this, because it's been happening. Both Anniston and Branglina need to just let it go, for Christ's sake.
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That's really annoying when people act as if "THEY KNOW" and yet they don't divulge how they know. Stop being so evasive. Fucking elaborate already. If you work in the business, then tell us what you do.

Good for her if she's leaking shit to the media about her scumbag ex husband. She's taken the high road long enough and we've all seen how far that has gotten her. You know for a fact she has weekly meetings? And how on earth would you know that?! They all work overtime on their PR, so why is this suppose to be some revelation to the rest of us? Jolie's been fine tuning her PR for 4 years. Who gives a shit? In all honesty, I think Jen's PR is only in retaliation of what that skank whore has been saying. If someone would shove another married d*ck in her mouth then Jen wouldn't have to come out swinging after 4 years!!!

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Yes, I work in the film business in both NY and LA but work mostly in NYC. Yes, I know people in Jenn's PR camp as well as Angelina's (but not Brad's). All in all I don't know that much about either camp, only as much I as hear from colleagues and people I interact with professionally, like in any other business -- and of course shit gets around. No, I won't name names -- that would be really, really stupid, no? Maybe I'm a coward or should never have posted it here, so I apologize if it may have pissed you off. If you choose to believe me that's fine, if you don't, that's fine too -- it really doesn't matter much me as I'm sure it doesn't matter to you. I guess it's an Internet full of blind items that may or may not be true.

All I know is Jenn does indeed have weekly meetings on how to stay relevant, and has been periodically milking a number of angles we see in the media for years since she can't get a hit off the ground so she can stay in the media. Taken the high road? Hardly. This whole thing has been calculated including arranging people to be seen with and places to be seen, and leaking info to the media (this is all PR 101 for all stars, as I'm sure you know). I don't see it that either camp (Anniston / Brangelina) is more insidious, Jenn just seems more desperate and pathetic as of late. I personally think she should fire her whole team including her agent, as her career is going nowhere fast. She's very powerful -- why isn't she being advised to produce TV and film -- fostering new directing talent? If she can't carry a big movie as the primary star, she surely has the bang to put together the best-ever killer studio production deal and position herself as a producer(lesser stars have done it). Being on the cover of OK! Magazine 30 times a year doesn't get you a Golden Globe or someone to grow old with. I don't wish her ill, I just feel she's being badly advised all around.

umm, Love Ya Lots M.K. soo im lettin you know that GIANTmagazine on twitter is posting randomn shit & threw on something bout Urkel spittin 16 bars... i clicked & there's no Thank you to you! Get on 'em!!

http://giant.blackplanet.com/articles/yung-urkel-rapsand-we-all-lol/

Ew Owen DOES look like an old lezzie for reals, Jen just stands next to men and sucks the hot away from them and makes them FUG...GET AWAY!!!

Aniston: "Oh, PULEEZE stop talking about me, m-fs, but still feel very, very sorry for my cougar ass and my loneliness, which neither John "The Douche" Mayer or my many millions can assauge, because I have no hit movies or any tiny babies of my own, 'kthnx."

"If she really wants people to stop yapping about her, then she needs to pack up her Real Baby and join me on a car ride. I'll play John Mayer songs as we make our way up the mountain. Then I'll escort her to her new cardboard house in a bear cave. I'll even set up a place for her anti-Brangelina shrine. Jenny will be happy there and people will never talk about her whining ass again. Wish granted."

MK, can you REALLY make that happen? Thanks.

The Manaloonies are gonna get their horsey faces in a bunch over this one. tee hee

Rich and famous people suck.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:34pm.
Maybe women like him because when they get on all fours and he licks their coochies from behind, he can probe their anal sphincters with his proboscis.

Kudos on keeping the plurals going throughout that sentence!
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@ MK = LMFAO @ lezzie memaw eating a lemon w/o her dentures....CLASSIC!!!

Also, I personally hope all the dirt-sheets and tabloids (and MK) keep up the good work on hammering useless, whiny, phoney, fake-ass, overpaid, undertalented tools in Hollyweird, such as Manniston. But leave mah boo Owen alone. Yeah, he effed up when he dated Kate Hussy-don, but overall he's pretty ok in my book....unless I find out that he also banged Rachel. Then I might have a problem with Hawk-nose, ahaha!
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Kook-a-munga, Urkel, Rachel, Winnie - OH YEAAAGGHHH!!!
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:34pm.
Maybe women like him because when they get on all fours and he licks their coochies from behind, he can probe their anal sphincters with his proboscis.
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Whoa nelly! Is it hot in here or is it just me?

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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me

Both of these two are ugly as sin,Owen's only redeeming quality is his humor.She is lucky she even gets press anymore.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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I just realised who Owen reminds me of in this picture, the uglier version of Tom Cruise, his cousin William Mapother.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:34pm.
Maybe women like him because when they get on all fours and he licks their coochies from behind, he can probe their anal sphincters with his proboscis.

Kudos on keeping the plurals going throughout that sentence!

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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)

Please. If Bonegelina had another baby or movie to promote, this whore would have showed up at the Ivy in a bikini, ready for her beaver shot. NO.ONE.CARES.

Site sources?
What sources exactly, at the end of it the whole hideous cycle of Brangelina vs. Jennifer is all speculation.
At jizzjared they copy and paste shit from online like it's gospel when it's positive about Skeletina, or in most cases read way too much into it and/or use conjecture to fill the voids, then somehow, not quite sure how, the looneys put it all in the "Truth" column. I still don't know how they believe what they do, it is all the same media that then writes nice shit about Jennifer but somehow, again I don't know how, somehow it's all lies and Jennifer being "desperate".
Bottom line, if it is in print anywhere, I don't believe 94.2097% of it.
I don't even want to start on the TV "interviews"...

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

WTF? owen wilson is fucking gross

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TheDrizzle - well if that is the case then it just shows that Angelina isn't the only celeb out there open to a bit of hypocrisy. I still don't hate her though, she's probably had about the roughest ride in the media of any woman I can think of on the basis of doing absolutely fuck all. She's totally inoffensive as celebs go and it takes some bitter, twisted fucks to try to find reasons to hate her. And of course she has PR, everyone does except Ange who is obviously her own PR mastermind - obvious because its all been a bit of a car crash lately. And if Jen is benefitting from the whole debacle in any way rather than constantly coming off as the sad and desperate old loser to Angelina's winner then I'm bloody ecstatic for her. I damn well hope she's getting something out of it and not crying into her soup over old Friends re-runs night after night. Oh and if you do have inside info it is the DListed law to divulge your sources - we all love a bit of inside info here - don't disappoint us!

Didnt Owen Wildon try to kill himself?? He is so succesful and gorgeous and rich....he has it all and yet even he found some fucking reason to not to want to live.....what the fuck s wrong with the human race....

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Oh shut up already. No one really cares Jenn what wimp you date. If you wanted some privacy you wouldn't go to the obvious places. Now go away and take Brangie with you.

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Don't worry Jen , Angie's vajayjay has the attention span of a chicken so it won't be long before people are asking you what you think of the split. I think you should say 'Dare I say- he had it coming, he had it coming, he only has himself to blame'

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@ PSL--well, ok, if you're into lemon-sucking toothless lezzie memaws. I agree with MK about this picture. It is HIDEOUS. His face is bad enough, but then there is the matter of his HAIR.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:15pm.
I've met Owen in person, and his nose is not as bad as it looks here. He also exudes sex. I was dying.....

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I happen to know that she's talking out of both sids of her mouth here. She's claiming she's over the media scrutiny, yet I know for a fact that she has weekly meetings with her PR team and handlers to make sure she remains in the media at any cost, including leaking crap about her long ago relationship with Brad. Trust on this, because it's been happening. Both Anniston and Branglina need to just let it go, for Christ's sake.
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That's really annoying when people act as if "THEY KNOW" and yet they don't divulge how they know. Stop being so evasive. Fucking elaborate already. If you work in the business, then tell us what you do.

Good for her if she's leaking shit to the media about her scumbag ex husband. She's taken the high road long enough and we've all seen how far that has gotten her. You know for a fact she has weekly meetings? And how on earth would you know that?! They all work overtime on their PR, so why is this suppose to be some revelation to the rest of us? Jolie's been fine tuning her PR for 4 years. Who gives a shit? In all honesty, I think Jen's PR is only in retaliation of what that skank whore has been saying. If someone would shove another married d*ck in her mouth then Jen wouldn't have to come out swinging after 4 years!!!

MK is THE ONLY bitch that will be my avvie other than T.I.

You can avie whatever you like......
ha ha ha get it?

durrrr lolo

No siggie! I smoked it!

Well then she should quit planting rumors about herself and going to the Ivy to use the washroom! Such desperate tactics will surely get people talking. Damn she looks like an ape/neanderthal.

Wtf is cocamonga?
Anf is that DJ Tanner in that mess,too?

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MK is THE ONLY bitch that will be my avvie other than T.I.

This woman is very talented, so *why* is she not focusing on her skills in front of or behind the camera? She could be producing great movies with all her power, influence and skill! I happen to know that she's talking out of both sids of her mouth here. She's claiming she's over the media scrutiny, yet I know for a fact that she has weekly meetings with her PR team and handlers to make sure she remains in the media at any cost, including leaking crap about her long ago relationship with Brad. Trust on this, because it's been happening. Both Anniston and Branglina need to just let it go, for Christ's sake.

I've met Owen in person, and his nose is not as bad as it looks here. He also exudes sex. I was dying.....

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Alot of celebs go on talk shows to promote movies, but most of them are NOT put under the microscope like this woman. I'm sorry, but Julia Roberts has been on Oprah more than once, will show pics of her kids and discuss her movie. Papz stalk her home but the tabloids seem to leave her and her family alone. Aniston shows an occasional picture of her dogs -it's not like she's opening up her life to the world or whoring out her children on magazines and then screaming for people to leave her alone. She discusses very few things in her personal life, exchanges pleasantries with the interviewer and rarely allows the public a glimpse into how she is truly feeling (i.e. the divorce debacle and remnants of it). Normally that is only sparked by the personal digs that are thrown around by a certain skank that loves to divulge intimate information pertaining to a VERY PUBLIC DIVORCE.

Camp Cucamonga rap video LOL!

I haven't seen that movie since it aired on tv.

Okay Aniston! This is my take on the whole celeb grind thing. If you don't want people all up in your ish. Stop talking to mags and going on Oprah. You go on these "talk shows" to create buzz for your shitty movies. They never just talk about their crappy movie, crappy purfume, or crappy fashion line. They talk about their kids and husbands/wives. And then they wonder why fans want to know more about their families.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:27pm.
Was that Locklear movie what it appeared to be...the 'white' version of How Stella Got Her Groove Back?
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That's exactly what it reminded me of!

Heather should've left the sunglasses on the entire movie - then it might've been tolerable. Her face was getting in the way of her acting. I was so distracted by her physical appearance that I kept missing the dialogue. The guy in the movie was HOT though .... I just concentrated on him :-)