Nuzzling Is Not The New Canoodling
HoHan was on the hunt last week and set her cokey eyes on the raggedy piece of chewed-up man meat known as Sean Penn. According to Fox News' Roger Friedman, HoHan showed up solo to a private dinner for the movie "Milk" at NYC's John Dory restaurant last week. Some witness type said HoHan slid next to Sean and they "nuzzled." I wish the witness type would've said "canoodling." The word "nuzzled" should not be allowed anywhere near HoHan or Sean Penn. The word "nuzzled" was only meant for the Shina Ibu Live Cam Puppies and nothing else!
Besides, Sean and HoHan weren't really nuzzling. HoHan probably sniffed out some of the white shit and her nose led her directly to Sean. She got close so that she could snort the booger sugar directly from his nose. The ho thinks she's slick.
In other fauxmosexual news, HoHan once again wrote on her MySpace blog that she has not broken up with SamRo. YES, we get it. You two are still playing clit hockey. No need to say it ten million times. HoHan also declared her love for writing! Here's a little bit of her post:
i say everything here on myspace. okay. well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it's not true. ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong... wow- the people that make shit up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk'd, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what's really going on. which is so much more fun!
Writing? Is that what she calls it? The ho abuses commas more than I do and that's saying a lot. Seriously, coke blogging is not the way to go.
And here's this generation's Virginia Woolf at the Farmer's Market in L.A. yesterday.
Wenn
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"And here's this generation's Virginia Woolf"
Good one, MK!
The more she says, the dumber she proves herself to be. A high school freshman has better writing skills.
If she ever wants to be taken seriously in show business, or anywhere, for that matter, she needs to STFU. Take a class or two, Linds.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Penn looks like he should be sweeping chimneys all over Great Britian!
i wanted to stop looking at the owen/jen post and then mk posted this. be careful what u wish for people!
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 1:10pm.
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I found the Ted C. one. It does sound like Lindsey...
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b71809_drugged_starlet_b...
Farmer's Market? This chick hasn't had anything pure in her body since she was covered in ambiotic fluid and I bet THAT ish was tainted too
Why is this whore not homeless yet?
Im pissed i didnt get the memo about it being dick nosed monday!
No siggie! I smoked it!
is she still acting? i think she is talented, the camera loves her. SamRo uses her,she needs to get rid of her and start do some movies.
I clicked on the puppycam link and at that exact moment the poor 3 left were all nuzzling to the max - cuddling up with each other, licking each other's noses and ears etc. I need one of these puppies in human form.
Oh ok, now they're back to trying to kill each other again - fun times!
"wow- the people that make shit up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk'd, and so much more" - spoken like a true Brangeloon Linds.
Where is Robin Wright Penn do give this gayelle the proper "get the fuck away from my man" speach?
God can she just shut up already. Who honestly cares about this broad anymore?
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Her writing is less than adiquit.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
LOL@ "this generation's Virginia Woolf"
Can we start calling her Ms. Dalloway?
Dear Lindsey,
Just because you went lez doesn't mean you have to constantly wear flannel.
You're welcome,
L_B
P.S. Someone please buy me the giant gummy bear on a stick.
She and Britney are classic examples of why child stars fail. No education. And, of course, no talent and no diginity.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Was reading Crazy Days and Nights the other day and a Ted C. blind item was pointing toward Blohan. It was saying the object of the blind is now smoking crystal meth...
If it is true about her, there's no hope for this ho.
She really will fuck anything.
But I did note that she's moved to flannel...Home Depot here she comes!
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Deck the halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
Only three puppies left. =(
Oh Linds, you are nothing but a punch-line. Go away.
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I find myself wondering, going; You know, I should really - FUCK IT'S COLD!
I always thought Sean Penn is a low life, but not this low, to nuzzle with hohan!!! He must have some standards!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
she looks like a kid on the top picture
what the hell is "nuzzling"
and MK "She got close so that she could snort the booger sugar directly from his nose" - effing gross. Barf.
Why hasn't Robin divorced him yet? He such a humor less prick. And why the fuck is Lindsay Lohan still "famous". Who gives a shit about her?
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Searching for a man with porn-star looks who is also stylish, classy, and refined.
She's pathetic. Is she aware of how much of a joke she is?
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?