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Where is the Donner party when you need them?

The Wrestler looks to be a great movie. Mickey Rourke trying for a comeback in a movie about someone trying to make a comeback.
Marisa Tomei's nipple rings will be seen by a lot of people.

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Have you ever felt like a deaf mute trying to yell bingo?

To twit and twat...may a love starved grizzly bear find both of you very attractive.

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Have you ever felt like a deaf mute trying to yell bingo?

Submitted by LA on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:45pm.
PLEASE stop post pictures of and blogging about these two twits. They don't deserve any attention. at. all.

Thank you.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Becks should have done this in his Armani undies

Someone needs to tell Marisa Tomei that nipple rings went out 8 years ago and so did her looks

CoCo is the most beautiful creation God has ever made

I like Hoff,he is stuck up but kind of realizes he is a joke,kind of like Chuck Norris.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

I can't get enough Coco. I love that exaggerated chest and ass.

Marissa looks fantastic!

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Robert, you shook me all night long.

Submitted by Zambonie on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:58pm.
Isn't Marisa Tomei like 70 now?
Who'd want to see her topless.
Shoulda done it when she was young and folks wanted to see the goods
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Did you even take a look at those pictures? Those tits are mighty fine and the rest of Marisa looks pretty good as well...

I don´t hate Kirsten Dunst and therefore I hope this story about her trying to get with and be rejected by Giselle´s man is not true for her sake... I just cringe at the humiliation...

Why the fuck does Spencer look like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons?

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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.

Isn't Marisa Tomei like 70 now?
Who'd want to see her topless.
Shoulda done it when she was young and folks wanted to see the goods.

I don;t think Heidi is pretty. She isn't physically ugly, but pretty? No.

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you had your turn, and now you're gonna learn, what it really feels like to miss me...
- Beyonce "Single Ladies"

la coocaracha on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:18pm.
For all you Heidi haters I think she is absolutely beautiful and no more annoying and vapid than most of the whores you slut worship on this site...shes gorgeous, now spencer, thats another story. He level of ugly is absolutely friegtening sometimes....he SOOO ugly, and his ugly stank ass personality ALMOST matches the ugly on the outside.

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lmao
that just made my day

loco talk

Yeah, like Kate Hudson is really going to cut down. Are we supposed to feel sorry for that skank?

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:19pm.

so just as the words "Jizzfest" come up, I overhear my boss telling somebody that he "can only handle one guy at a time."
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LOL!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me

Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:18pm.

Are you kidding me? After running wild in my new found obsession: Hot Chicks with Douchbags (Thanks MK) I found that they got the celeb mention in September (or October?) She's a Bleeth and he's Douche to the extreme!

**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**

so just as the words "Jizzfest" come up, I overhear my boss telling somebody that he "can only handle one guy at a time." The voices that control my juvenlie mentality are going bullshit right now and I'm chewing my tongue off. (He's got no sense of humor.)

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Deck the halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

For all you Heidi haters I think she is absolutely beautiful and no more annoying and vapid than most of the whores you slut worship on this site...shes gorgeous, now spencer, thats another story. He level of ugly is absolutely friegtening sometimes....he SOOO ugly, and his ugly stank ass personality ALMOST matches the ugly on the outside.

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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while in wilderness! SHOCKER!!!

Submitted by Athina on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:14pm.

Oh no!! It's DEFINITELY not that. The bf was in town this weekend. It was Jizzfest '08.

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W00t!

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:04pm.

Does anyone think The Hoof's daughters have even the slightest idea that their father is a giant, hairy, drunken, egotastical, fuckheaded douchenozzle?

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douchenozzle! I love it!

And my guess is that even though they know the above is true they love him and crave for his attention because you know this douchenozzle ignores them.

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Bye! Good

Oh no!! It's DEFINITELY not that. The bf was in town this weekend. It was Jizzfest '08.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:11pm.
I can't get enough salt.
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Jizz Depravation?
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I knew SOMEBODY was going to go there, LMAO.

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Deck the halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

@ Jeffro11

Thanks, hon. Great link!!

Submitted by Athina on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:58pm.
Off topic, but I know there's a lot of really smart hoes here, so I'm going to ask. What causes a sudden, almost uncontrolable urge for anything super salty? I ate almost a full jar of pickles yesterday, and I even drank the pickle juice!! I just poured a ton of salty dressing on my salad and pretty much only wanted the dressing. I can't get enough salt.
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Jizz Depravation?

♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me

Thanks, ladies. I am anaemic and have to take iron pills for that, so I may be really low on iron again. And I drank a lot of alcohol this weekend (holiday parties everywhere), so I also may be dehydrated. Bet it's a combo of both.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:04pm.

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Well, they know he's a drunk. The one filmed his drunken cheeseburger mess.

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That damn douche ruined cheeseburgers for me after I saw that video. Every time I try to eat one, I picture it dissolving into a pile of drooled-up soggy meat.

http://www.youtube.com/user/comediaotravez

Oopsie:)

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I don't know who these people are.It's lovely.

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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:04pm.

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Well, they know he's a drunk. The one filmed his drunken cheeseburger mess.

One of them is a plus-sized model for Torrid.com (plus-sized Hot Topic). She's very pretty, has long blond hair and is on their site constantly.

Heidi has a pretty nice Bod in those "honeymoon" pics

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Happy Holidays

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:03pm.
Is it wrong for me to hope that they both hit trees and die? Or, wait, did they actually go skiing or is that a set in LA?
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CIJ: I don't think they're really skiing, since they're the only ones there. Given the chance I'd push them into the trees.

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Deck the halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:48pm.

carrot he just has "that look" dont he suga?
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Yes. The 'Don't tell your mommmy what I'm about to do' look.

during a ten hour shift doing manual labor, I go through thirteen one liter bottles of water, no joke.
if you don't pee every half hour, it's not good.

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Does anyone think The Hoof's daughters have even the slightest idea that their father is a giant, hairy, drunken, egotastical, fuckheaded douchenozzle?

Is it wrong for me to hope that they both hit trees and die? Or, wait, did they actually go skiing or is that a set in LA?

Submitted by Athina on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:58pm.
are you drinking plenty of water? it's just as easy to dehydrate in the winter you know.

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Submitted by Athina on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:58pm.

I crave salt when I get my period.

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Bye! Good

Submitted by Athina on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:58pm.
Off topic, but I know there's a lot of really smart hoes here, so I'm going to ask. What causes a sudden, almost uncontrolable urge for anything super salty? I ate almost a full jar of pickles yesterday, and I even drank the pickle juice!! I just poured a ton of salty dressing on my salad and pretty much only wanted the dressing. I can't get enough salt.
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Check here, Athina:
http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/salt_craving/causes.htm

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Deck the halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

Submitted by Athina on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:58pm.

Low iron or dehydration are the first things that come to mind with salt cravings.

Submitted by Creepella on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:57pm.
Quick! Someone push them off the mountain!

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No, not that! Then some poor rescuer would have to go retrieve them instead of a worthwhile -- but average -- person.

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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Off topic, but I know there's a lot of really smart hoes here, so I'm going to ask. What causes a sudden, almost uncontrolable urge for anything super salty? I ate almost a full jar of pickles yesterday, and I even drank the pickle juice!! I just poured a ton of salty dressing on my salad and pretty much only wanted the dressing. I can't get enough salt.

Quick! Someone push them off the mountain!

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Bye! Good

La Pequena on The Soup!

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Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:51pm.

that was awesome nanners!
*bows to you*

No siggie! I smoked it!

Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:39pm.
Isnt there a fucking website that just has the letters DURRRRRRRRR typed over and over again you could link to?

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He already links to JustJared *giggle*

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

Damn, I can't see the Marisa pics. Curse you work website blocker!

Agreed Jeffro Marisa Tomei is fucking crazy hot...also dear baby Jebus All I want for Christmas is for twit and twat to be trampled by reindeer. that is all.

carrot he just has "that look" dont he suga?

No siggie! I smoked it!

Lucky Charms i do have a head ache now.
Ill take your advice and just not think about it!

*crawls under desk and prank calls my puppehs cell phone. He doesnt have caller I.D.*

No siggie! I smoked it!

K, that picture definitely looks like a dirty hairy uncle trying to buttfuck his 11 year old niece. I'm sorry if that offends some, but it does.