Hot Slut Of The Week: Daddy Spears
Birthday: 1952ish
Age: 56
Birth Name: Jamie Parnell Spears
Original Date of HS of the Day: December 2, 2008
Claim to Fame: Daddy Spears is a construction worker turned celebrity chef turned Cheeto master! He's also a strong contender for breaking the Guinness World Record for holding the longest grouch face. Sorry, MiserAlba.
Where is he now? Making cheese grits with Velveeta (shudder) or frightening the children with his killer clown costume.
Why is he HS of the Week? I tossed salad and turned over this one. It was between Daddy Spears and Rex Smith, but then I read this article about how Daddy Spears pulled a knife on a reporter in 2002. SOLD! Contest over!
And since the subject is Cheetos, here's a clip from Brit Brit's On the Record that was only shown in Europe. The little Cheetoling looks like she's riding on a beautiful Qualude cloud.
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haha, I noticed the "Trump hair" thing, too...
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
The Trump hair is freakin' me out - is "Donald Trump" a look we want to go for?
Yeeah! He's my favorite Spears family member. He always has his grouchy dad look on his face
like he's ready for his Metamucil. Just like my dad.
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I posed for raunchier pictures when I was in kindergarten. Really, I did -Michael K.
you forgot to add former alcoholic who went bankrupt to his claim to fame.
Hasselhoff sans Botox.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
P.P.S. MK, I love you for making him HSOTW. I do love you, you know.
Marry me? And if you'd like, you can buy the ring. :p
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
P.S. Daddy Spears was NOT a construction worker, baybee.
He was a contractor, the guy who is in charge of all the construction stuff... and they make six figures, at least, usually... no?
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
THANK YOU, because I am in love with this man.
I want him to make ME some CHEESE GRITS!!!
mmmmmm...
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:12pm.
Don't eat the Velveeta, Sketti Cat!!
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GAK! NEVER Velveeta. Only natural cheddar or swiss.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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CAN YOU SAY DONALD TRUMP LOOK A LIKE!? HE HE HE HE HE TE HE TE HE!
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daddy spears deserves the congressional medal of honor for keeping brit in her panties...something her very own mother couldn't do for brit or for jamie lynn..
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
A construction worker in charge of running an underaged (at one time) sex kitten. Makes perfect sense. I wouldn't wanna be up on some roof in 100 degree weather either if I had a perfectly good kid at home I could whore out to the pedos. and that's the troof.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:29pm.
Don't eat the Velveeta, Sketti Cat!!
Can you imagine the gunked up orange putty on his whiskers??
Papa Spears gives me the creepies. Even worse than Lynne. Poor Brit. She's obviously on her own...emotionally.
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Jamie could be worse. He's doing a better job than Lynne ever did, pulling hard duty. And like an earlier poster said, he's not a skeeve like Papa Joe.
Also, on that Velveeta thing -- a lot of Southern cooks prefer it because they consider it better for cooking. Not me, but a lot of Southerners. It just flies from the shelves of Food Lion like magic.
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My wife won't get home till a quarter to four, can you give me a ride to the liquor store?
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He looks hotter in the clown get up.
i like poppa spears. and he's picking up the mess his ex-wife left to go psycho... props to him!
Next career goal: Just For Men spokesdemon.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:23pm.
Thanks.
BTW: I want to add that Daddy Spears is serving dinner to Sketti Cat and Virgie on the Abandoned Couch while Shibas rassle.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:10pm.
All is forgiven. I still luvs you.
and TITS, too, because she showed me where to get a good stun gun. ;-)
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:04pm.
Well, I added to problem by tacitly accepting the kitty-tossing by remarking that PP would eat the puppies' chicken cutlets without making sure that Sketti Cat would stay on the Abandon Couch cuddling with Virgie.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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@ Momus---
it was--gasp--TITS!! Momus, I apologize for dragging your good name into this fracas.
The evidence is below:
"Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:33pm.
I'd like to see the sketti cat tossed into the shiba 6's pen. PP can do the play by play"
Sacre bleu!
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
I forgot he even had a Hot Slut day. This decision makes me happy though.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
i look up to this duude he has done the job no one wants papa speers is the man
Submitted by natalie n on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:40pm.
does anyone know where to see this vid? its gone
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I think it's pretty safe to say you won't ever be seeing that vid. But you may be able to download it at piratebay or some such.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:33pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:33pm.
You is tawkin' 'bout throwing sketti cat in to the dawgs and adding a rabid dose of PP.
I'm a cat person is awlI'msayin.
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My nomination for Hot Slut 2008 was Sketti Cat snoozing on Abandoned Couch with 105-Year-Old Virgin while the Shiba Inu 6 rassled.
Personally, Sketti Cat would make mincemeat out the Shibas.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Wow, Pappa Spears looks WAY beat down in that pic, man-o-man! Is it any wonder, with his 2 retarded, freaky daughters? At least his son keeps a low profile. I guess the fame and fortune isn't worth all the bullshit, is it pops? Maybe he should talk to Pappa Joe Simpson, as far as getting pointers on how NOT to lose your mind....but then again...
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I love Daddy Spears,I imagine doing sex times with him,he is so yummy!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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does anyone know where to see this vid? its gone
i think the only time they wouldn't jizz in their pants, was after this dream
Submitted by Ma Nom on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:34pm.
I bet you listened to "Jizz in my Pants" right before you went to bed, eh?
I am obsessed with that song. I sang it at work all day.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
Submitted by KD on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:49pm.
I'm saving up for a Glock. I have an FBI pal who teaches the carry concealed cert class on the side.
He also clued me in to the new gun safe that only unlocks with your palm print.
Talk about $$$$. But it's worth it. I'm a-savin'.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
omg you guys, i got mind raped by these two in my dream the other night!
brit brit and her daddy were naked in bed together facing each other and she was singing "boyz in da hood" by easy e.
what the fuck
What a scary grouchy man, looks like my dad on cocaine and barbiturates! SCARY! So not hot...!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:33pm.
You is tawkin' 'bout throwing sketti cat in to the dawgs and adding a rabid dose of PP.
I'm a cat person is awlI'msayin.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
TITS- nice site. And the stun guns look like cell phones, too. You know, like the ones that were made in the late 90's, but still, that is kinda cool.
@ TITS--
Thanks, good site. KD ought to be able to get a stun gun there--they were a reasonable price. Also pretty colors.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:49pm.
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Yay me! And you bitches!
PS. Cut that bitch, Stoney.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:42pm.
YES!!!!!
You make the club my darlin'!
No siggie! I smoked it!
KD, Jiggy, you can get colour coordinated tasers now too! Even leopard skin.
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was looking for an example and found this site - those diversion safes are weird!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Thanks for the support you guys. The fucking bitch manager of my building wants to charge me a $70 late fee on my rent because I apparently was $25 short when I paid. But here's the thing. They never took out my $25 incentive to pay on the first directly out of my bill BEFORE, so I didn't notice they did it THIS TIME, so when I paid on the 3rd, I was short. So sue me I forgot to bring her the fucking $25 yesterday on SUNDAY, before the 7th. IT'S 25 DOLLARS!!!! I'll bring it to her today! Fuck that whore!!! I am so not giving her $70.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:42pm.
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He. JIZZED. in his. PANTS!
Can I be in your club too?!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:49pm.
Im so happy for us two bitch faces right now!
YEEEEEEEEEEAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
No siggie! I smoked it!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:33pm.
Holy crap, ya'll are sicker than me and that's not good.
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What-choo-mean????? ;)
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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jiggywiddit- it is easier to get away with that stuff anyway, if you are a woman. I have a license to carry concealed anyway.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:43pm.
I know his type.
Im from "down there".
I agree with the alcohol but this bitch could have said NO! and threw a hissy fit and shoved his foot up thet stupid slut Lynnes ass and said BITCH NO YOU AND MAKIN MY BABY SHAKE HER BABY TITTIES... BUT... he couldnt cause of the booze so you is right and then you are right AGAIN. and that made you... RIGHT!
ha ha ha CRACK TASTE GOOD ON SALADS!
No siggie! I smoked it!
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:42pm.
JEFFRO YOU IS NOW HOT SLUT FOR GETTING THAT JOKE YOU HOT SLUT BITCH FACE!
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I ALWAYS WANTED to be a hot slut bitch face! Wait'll I tell MA! LOL
Right back at ya, LoLo!
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Deck the halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
I hate grits, but Papa Spears is fierce!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Submitted by KD on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:39pm.
Taser's better. You can still kill a bitch, but u will skate on the indictment.
Uh, rumor has it.
*edit, edit*
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
Why? SO she can run it off a cliff with her freshly shaved head and her kids bouncing around in the backseat like jumping beans because they accidentally got ahold of her stash?
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Yahuh:) Well, not with her kids of course - but that's practically impossible now anyway.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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