The Rock Of Love Bus Is Full Of Elegance
SPOILER ALERT! The stunning beauty above wins Rock of Love Bus and Brett Michaels' heart. Okay, I'm totally lying. I don't know if she wins, but if she doesn't then my faith in cable reality TV is gone forever! The elegant creature's name is Nikki and she has already won my heart. It's like Shauna Sand queefed out Nikki in a cloud of lucite dust.
I'm assuming that the first episode will consist of one scene: Nikki and her exquisite lucite heels will sashay into the house and Brett's bandanna will fly off of his head. Nikki will touch his bald spot with one of her lucite heels and a glorious mane of blonde hair will grown in its place. The first words that came out of his mouth will be: "Will you marry me?" Nikki will respond, "I am already married to the angels who sing my name." And then she will flutter off. Brett will commit suicide, because if he can't have Nikki, why go on living? My thoughts exactly.
I believe Nikki will bring class and elgance back to reality TV!
I feel wrong by even mentioning the other hos in this show, but here's a few of my favorites below based on their pictures alone. I've nicknamed them: Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Celibate, The Clap and Herpes. Click here to see the rest of the tramps. Rock of Love Bang Bus premieres on January 4th.
I'm sorry to trash your country, but that pic embodies everything that is wrong with America!
AND everything that is wrong with women! Wtf women have some pride.
As a feminist I am seriously questioning who I'm rooting for here.
I mean it's like: well if thats the way you want it, FINE see if I care!
Hm!
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
Wow - the ladies on Rock of Love just keep getting hotter and hotter (or, at least their twats do, from all the vd's).
how old are these things?
WTF!!!!!!!! A walking living BRATZ doll!
Is This a photoshop joke? Or are they before or after pictures? DAMNNNNNN!
Submitted by jennielynn73 on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:25am.
Um, does anyone else think it's weird for a girl's head to be wider than her thighs? just checking.
Ha! In a word, yes. Shouldn't this be tagged under Chloe Lattanzi as well?
that can not be human
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Um, does anyone else think it's weird for a girl's head to be wider than her thighs? just checking.
@FritoDorito: Good call on the Fergie comparison.
Not attractive at all-girl what are you doing to yourself-though I am sure my broke ass opinion does not to a true gold diggerr
i don't see it as a spoiler alert, i see it as merciful soul saving the last remaining working braincells i might still have so that i might save them for something more classier like real chance at love! (YEAH RIGHT!), maybe heather will be back with her mesmerizing "old stripper" glare so that she may give some withering muppet stripper a ho beat down again. speaking of, she kinda looks like daisy?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
@Frito:
No but I missed seeing you say it:)
@PSL:
I'm doing it! They all have, at least, one really really horrific quality and WTF kinda GD pose is that Number 1, 2, and 3!?!?
To be fair, the only REALLY horrific thing about number 3 is that pose. (I'm giving her clothes a pass by comparison) You can't see it, I don't think, but she's giving the thumbs up too! LOL! Quite frankly, she looks a little like a newly single suburbanite mom.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Hey Angel_i
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Am I the only one who thinks that Brett Michaels looks EXACTLY like Fergie?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
god...bless america!
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i thought that was goddess bunny eww and the girl i the brown top with the leopard leggings looks like someone blew a hole through her chest. they get grosser every season.
Kind of embarassed to say, but a friend of mine tried out for this and didn't make it.
We got together and made this whole video about how she deserves to find true Rock of Love, and I even made some headshots for her. But, apparently she just wasn't cut out for Brett. Or was Brett not cut out for her? Their loss
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:22pm.
i think she's just retaining silicone... it could happen!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:09pm.
wait, is saline natural?
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It's like salt water or some shit, ain't it? Yeah, so, bitch be all natural and shit...
And...
Pretty woman walkin down the street
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman, I dont believe you
Youre not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Mercy
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:09pm.
wait, is saline natural?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:58pm.
i have this sneaking suspicion that this.. um.. "woman" has implants
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So, you're saying she's not all natural? And you base this on....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
was that Rock of Love Bus-ted?
he might as well get back with Pam Anderson's fug ass...
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giant gummy bear on a stick! YUM!!
Does Gonorrhea have a teardrop prison tattoo on her face? I think she's on parole for crushing a man's head to his death between those two rock hard boobs. Look out Brett!
I like how the contestant in the 3rd thumbnail is being straightforward and just letting everyone know upfront that her coochie needs airing out.
i have this sneaking suspicion that this.. um.. "woman" has implants
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
gonorrhea (constannndeeeeena or whatever it is...) has serious chola potential
My new career aspiration? Casting director for this show.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/08/2008 -
Shut your mouf, Farrah! How dare you criticize perfection!!! JELLY H8R! JELLY H8R! I'm surprised you don't drown in all that HATERAID!
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aaarrrggghhh!!! i know, i admit it! i'm a JELLY H8R! you know why? cause i don't have exquisite lucite heels!!
the BF better get a clue of what i'm expecting for x-mas...
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:11pm.
this bitch needs a little more eyebrow tweezing. Cholita look will crown her a winner.
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Shut your mouf, Farrah! How dare you criticize perfection!!! JELLY H8R! JELLY H8R! I'm surprised you don't drown in all that HATERAID!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"I've nicknamed them: Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Celibate, The Clap and Herpes."
Hysterical MK. Isn't Syphillis Heather? What gives? Celibate. Haha, perfect.
this bitch needs a little more eyebrow tweezing. Cholita look will crown her a winner.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
That woman IS a mutant. She looks like a child with breast implants.
They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for this show. I thought they had already found the skankiest of the skanks before...but then they have to go and prove me wrong!
Holy crap. Is that main pic for REAL? She a mutant!
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
I think silicone is bouyant and bulbous and defies gravity. Also in those pics there, they look like boiled hot dog boobs that are about to burst!
Holy hell, there's enough silicone there to sink a ship. Silicone sinks, right?
The lovely Ms. Clap in thumbnail #4 has Fred Flinstone feet...YAAAAAABA DABBA DO!
Instead of calling it 'Rock of Love' it should be called 'Played Out Tranny Hookers for Rent'
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All I can think of when I look at this ugly slut is "Her poor chest skin!"
How much can you actually stretch skin before it tears??? Looking at her make my chest ache!
Submitted by MzSassy on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:01pm.
Oh NO...where do I start with Nikki? Everything about her is WRONG, from the processed blonde hair to the hysterically cartoonish milk jugs to the shorts jutting up her famished crotch, right down to the grossly flabby and misshapen legs.
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And her GIANT, empty head. :)
Oh NO...where do I start with Nikki? Everything about her is WRONG, from the processed blonde hair to the hysterically cartoonish milk jugs to the shorts jutting up her famished crotch, right down to the grossly flabby and misshapen legs.
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Just wanted to put this new fraze front and center into the lexicon of pop-culture,
She's a "mattress actress"
I didn't invent it, just heard it tonight and it was new to me, so there it is.
Mattress actress. Love it.
Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:01pm.
grayhound bus stop eligince
^^^^^^^^^^
My exact thoughts!
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Are these the same old recycled whores from previous seasons? I swear, I can't even tell if they are new sluts or old, they all look alike.
These is some old, trashy hoes. The chunky heels must be stopped in the last pic. Damn they washed up...fuuuuck!
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:12pm.
That woman's tits are each the size of her head. And her head is four sizes too big for her body. Sweet Jesus. She's like some kind of Frankenstein-esque taxidermy project.
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She's all kinds of wrong, ain't she? I thought that was bad photoshop or straight up copy and paste at first, but guess not...
I will say this for, er, her(?), (s)he could totally dress up as a very convincing Donnatella Versace for Halloween times...(or gay Caberet times...That thing was not born with a poonanny even if it has one now...No way, no how...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by annielovesfred on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:42pm.
They are hideouse!!!! The shoes, the clothes, the hair, the skin...all of it.
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And don't forget that tired as* luggage set.
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
oh, gawd...i didn't even look at the diseases in the thumbnails below until just now....*retch
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
They are hideouse!!!! The shoes, the clothes, the hair, the skin...all of it. How the heck do they get on tv. every single one of them is 'off'. they are all the wrong side of pretty.
I know that her tootsies are in pain because she is wearing those shoes.
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill