The Rock Of Love Bus Is Full Of Elegance
SPOILER ALERT! The stunning beauty above wins Rock of Love Bus and Brett Michaels' heart. Okay, I'm totally lying. I don't know if she wins, but if she doesn't then my faith in cable reality TV is gone forever! The elegant creature's name is Nikki and she has already won my heart. It's like Shauna Sand queefed out Nikki in a cloud of lucite dust.
I'm assuming that the first episode will consist of one scene: Nikki and her exquisite lucite heels will sashay into the house and Brett's bandanna will fly off of his head. Nikki will touch his bald spot with one of her lucite heels and a glorious mane of blonde hair will grown in its place. The first words that came out of his mouth will be: "Will you marry me?" Nikki will respond, "I am already married to the angels who sing my name." And then she will flutter off. Brett will commit suicide, because if he can't have Nikki, why go on living? My thoughts exactly.
I believe Nikki will bring class and elgance back to reality TV!
I feel wrong by even mentioning the other hos in this show, but here's a few of my favorites below based on their pictures alone. I've nicknamed them: Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Celibate, The Clap and Herpes. Click here to see the rest of the tramps. Rock of Love Bang Bus premieres on January 4th.
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i don't think i have the words in my vocabulary to describe how terrifying this skanky creature is...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
This is a hot mess!
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
sweet jesus that looks like a chicken with "tits" .... speaking of which ... why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken in the pic was a SLUT.
That woman's tits are each the size of her head. And her head is four sizes too big for her body. Sweet Jesus. She's like some kind of Frankenstein-esque taxidermy project.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Submitted by Diego on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:44pm.
I'd wear lucite heels for his bald ass.
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NO. I won't let you.
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
God, if only I had stock in a lucite company, I'd be on sl-easy street.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:53pm.
Aha, oh my fuck I get up between 4-4:30 and I am not quiet. If I'm up, he can get his ass up with me. Come to think of it that's probably why I wake up alone most days.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by Diego on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:51pm.
You have to get up earlier to run! Then watch MWC. It was a fucking funny show!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Can anybody tell me how to make my eyes stop bleeding?
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We're talking about pissing during fucking and she tries to be all polite-like. - MK
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:49pm.
Some cable channel is trying to ruin my life because Married With Children is on every morning and I can't even tell you how many runs I've missed.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:41pm.
Thank you belle! ♥ Isn't he a dream? I cut off his head because I can't handle his magical forest hair. lol
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He is a dream and my old babysitter's husband looks just like him! :O He doesn't have the magical hair though.
Yes, it's off topic but those "women" frighten me and Brett M. is chanting prunes in his pic. He's more feminine than some of the ladies (or should that be laddies, lol).
I swear I can smell that grimy pig from here. OPEN A WINDOW! I don't give a fuck if it's only ten degrees!
@ Diego
"The Peggy Bundy in training"
LMAO!!! THAT'S where I remember that outfit from!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Please. The Peggy Bundy in training in the middle is so going to take these bitches down. I want to be on this show. He could at least make it a little interesting and put a few boys in there. I'd wear lucite heels for his bald ass.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Oh, he is, indeed! I hear what you're sayin' about the magical forest hair. That would be too much hotness for an avatar-sized pic!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:41pm.
Thank you belle! ♥ Isn't he a dream? I cut off his head because I can't handle his magical forest hair. lol
And I thought Pam Anderson defined "road-kill cougar"...
Now, that looks like fetal alcie syndrome, KiwiKim!
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:10pm.
I'm very intuitive and pick up subtle nuances that others might miss. :)
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:04pm.
Agreed. Those might not be real boobs, too.
Do you think??
The face & legs give off dude vibes. Or,used to be a dude vibes.
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She's flat and that's that!
Holy god, those tits! What an all-around friggin mess!
This chicks look beat as hell!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:02pm.
I really think Nikki was born Nicholas.
Agreed. Those might not be real boobs, too.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
I really think Nikki was born Nicholas.
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She's flat and that's that!
i like thees preety ladys grayhound bus stop eligince
What's the deal with the semi-clean looking one doing the kick with her thumbs up?
She looks like she's wearing her grandma's cruisewear.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Is the one kicking her leg Kimmy Gibbler?
This skunt Nikki makes Daisy look classy - Puhleez!
Also, her head and boobs are TOO fucking big, in comparison to her scrawny, meth-induced frame.
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they are all so ugly!! wtf is wrong with this guy that he feels the need to whore himself out to find a slut worthy of him? he must be a mega douche if he is a rich "celebrity" & cant get these quality skanks on his own...really why is he wasting his time? i know he likes the attention & all that, but its so lame...then he isnt really looking for love he is just an opportunistic man whore which makes the show even more pointless than it already is...
These are nasty looking ho's with some bad boob jobs,they look awful.I think they look like tranny's and they would be impassably ugly dime whore tranny's. Yuck.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Wow..words fail.. where are they mining these gems from? Even Jerry Springer doesn't get this skanky....
Scary things indeed.
I think most of these skanks must have a dick attached to them still.
They are like science experiments gone horribly wrong, but then Brett looks like a tranny past his prime himself...I think the 80's was the only decade where a man could wear full on make-up and still attract woment and be considered straight.
Demure. Every single one of these ladies screams demure.
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
And what's with those names? Brittanye, Constaandina........so fucking lame, lets add an extra letter in my name it will make me unforgettable. They truly are trashy, that's really a bad crop.
I'm waiting for Talk Soup's take on them.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
I'm convinced that at least half of these "women" were born with a penis.
The black girl isnt going to last that long...he always gets rid of them right off the top!
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while in wilderness! SHOCKER!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:32pm.
AH HA HA HA! My three year old pointed to #2 and said "Auntie"!
BWAAHAAHAA!! That made me LOL. Would that be your sister or your husbands sister? Either way you should print out that pic and present it to her at Christmas and tell her your kiddie thinks Auntie is famous on the interweb!!
They look like a bunch of cracked out hookers that live around 16th street in the Mission District(San Francisco). Seriously, they do.
Wow. Five skanks who manage to make Pam Anderson look good. *shudders*
Check out how the tops of #1's lucite heels are all brown from her sweat and funk.
How does Bret do it? Talk about "workin' hard for the money"...
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
jasmineva!
Thank you belle! ♥ Isn't he a dream? I cut off his head because I can't handle his magical forest hair. lol
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
LOOOOOVVEEE your avvie, DeeDee!
What is wrong with her legs? Holy crap, she is ALL kinds of disproportionate.
I asked my 5 year old if the lady was pretty. She said no.
At least she went to the Shauna Sand School of Lucite. Otherwise she'd be just a regular ole whore.
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
AH HA HA HA! My three year old pointed to #2 and said "Auntie"!
#2 is a fitting name for #2 because it looks like she's taking a dump behind the liquor store she hooks in from of..
MK: I think you should make all of your Dlisters Hot Sluts of The Day! They are the main reason my votes have SKYROCKETED to 1ST place! Vote for my WORST Fashion Moment here-->
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Is that Season 1's Heather, or just a look-alike?
The producers of this show must work really, really, REALLY hard and dig incredibly deep to find people this gross!
And are we even sure that's a woman? It looks like a scrawny man with beachball tit implants. No hips, no ass, no waist, stick legs and a fugly face.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:16pm.
All of the photos are hilarious. I don't understand where one finds these people.
At the Dollar Tree in the bad neighborhood is my only guess.
The Dr. who did her implants should be taken out and shot.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
person_of_interest on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:05pm.
Bret, dude, you really need to reexamine your life.
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but that's the problem: he doesn't have one
(lol)