The Rock Of Love Bus Is Full Of Elegance
SPOILER ALERT! The stunning beauty above wins Rock of Love Bus and Brett Michaels' heart. Okay, I'm totally lying. I don't know if she wins, but if she doesn't then my faith in cable reality TV is gone forever! The elegant creature's name is Nikki and she has already won my heart. It's like Shauna Sand queefed out Nikki in a cloud of lucite dust.
I'm assuming that the first episode will consist of one scene: Nikki and her exquisite lucite heels will sashay into the house and Brett's bandanna will fly off of his head. Nikki will touch his bald spot with one of her lucite heels and a glorious mane of blonde hair will grown in its place. The first words that came out of his mouth will be: "Will you marry me?" Nikki will respond, "I am already married to the angels who sing my name." And then she will flutter off. Brett will commit suicide, because if he can't have Nikki, why go on living? My thoughts exactly.
I believe Nikki will bring class and elgance back to reality TV!
I feel wrong by even mentioning the other hos in this show, but here's a few of my favorites below based on their pictures alone. I've nicknamed them: Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Celibate, The Clap and Herpes. Click here to see the rest of the tramps. Rock of Love Bang Bus premieres on January 4th.
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Jesus God, those implants are hideous! How could anyone in their right mind find that attractive?
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
They've outdone themselves with fug tranny-ness this time around!
Rock of love bus? It should be called the short and ugly bus.
These girls (?) are hideous. You've got to be desperate and std infested to want to stick your dick into any of those creatures.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
All of the photos are hilarious. I don't understand where one finds these people.
These hos are busted and low-rent versions of hos past. No one will ever come close to touching my immortal Brandi C...who I hope will return to Charm School, should any of these hos necessitate a new season.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? I can't even look at the rest of the umm "girls". That first one just killed dinner for me.
Has everyone seen this news?? http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/?p=155
Rock of Love 2's Megan is back!!!!!!!
I'm tired of all these skanks.
Bret, dude, you really need to reexamine your life.
HONESTLY!! If there are not more Rock of love/Bret Michael news on Dlisted, I am going to cry! Rock of Love has basically been on my tivo for the past year and yes i watch the episodes over and over again. The DEPRAVITY of it all!!! It´s fucking glorious. If there were Daisy De La Hoya updates on Rock of Love I probably would just like consider that there was a God and wouldn´t even have to read any other gossip sites at all. it´s about time someone recongized the beauty that is Rock Of Love and the hookers who make it amazing. Bret Michaels is like the most dirtiest dick ever!! oh man!! i Love dlisted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:59pm.
Is it wrong to post just to drool over my avvie?
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MK is hot there, I wonder if I can make him give up dick in turn of a couple licks of my poon....I wonder if hes ever had poon. You know how a lot of gays hide it during high school and fake it with girls in order to fit in better and not get beat up....I wonder if he did that?
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while in wilderness! SHOCKER!!!
@PSL:
angel, no way will I do it!
I don't need nightmares.
ICK.
I can't believe women walk around like this, thinking they are hot.
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I can't help it. Morbid fascination and all that.
They need better drugs. Obviously, the ones they're on are fucking too much with their visual perception.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
That can't be right, can it? Christ on a cracker.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:55pm
Very good clip. I put on my red pants and my legs can dance.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon
I can't believe women walk around like this, thinking they are hot.
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PSL- have you ever seen George Lopez' 'Why You Crying'? He does a bit about his chola aunt that dresses like these skanks but is about 150lbs heavier..."you jus' jealous!" Funny as hell.
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Deck the halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hahahahahahahahaa
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaa
EEEEEEEeeeeeeeekkkk hahahaha
Whew* I gotta catch my breath*
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while in wilderness! SHOCKER!!!
Is it wrong to post just to drool over my avvie?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sorry,MK♥
No comment
cannot do it
must resist
will explode
with words
that are
foul.
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
angel, no way will I do it!
I don't need nightmares.
ICK.
I can't believe women walk around like this, thinking they are hot.
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you had your turn, and now you're gonna learn, what it really feels like to miss me...
- Beyonce "Single Ladies"
That sock slot has the ugliest legs ever. Why does she even bother trying to look sexy? The only thing she has going for her is her walmart rack.
There's areola showing in Nikki's pics on the VH1 website. Such a classy bunch.
Dear Lord of all that is holy, why do you hate us so much. This shit is painful to look at :barf:
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Aki Hoshino Gallery
Wow.. so Shauna Sand really does sell shoes.
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
OMG there are some fuglies in that group. Ive only seen the show once and I thought it sucked. I would rather be beaten to death with a peanut butter filled condom than watch these losers and a bald frog that cant sing.
These bitches got their tits from the cheapie boob doctor on the corner of Sunset and La Brea.
Pfft.
The 1st two and the last "girl" are friggin DISGUSTING!!! The Leg up girl looks cute and the bib boobied blonde next to her is actually pretty. I have NO WORDS to describe the main story girl.... NONE... wait..
that was a word, Ok- the main girl? NONE!
MK: I think you should make all of your Dlisters Hot Sluts of The Day! They are the main reason my votes have SKYROCKETED to 1ST place! Vote for my WORST Fashion Moment here-->
http://www.pronto.com/87060-WM?successMsg=true
Click on the link to see the rest of the girls. There is a big picture of each one, 20 total. The one named Heather really reminds me of Miley Cyrus. I think it's the mouth - yuck. And the girl named Kelsey reminds me of Posh with long hair.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Gorgeous.
Rich and famous people suck.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:52pm.
#3 Samantha is Sally O'Mally
I can kick!
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ROTFL She likes to streeeeeeetch!
I found the absolutely perfect Sally O'Malley clip to go with this post...
http://video.aol.com/partner/hulu/saturday-night-live-sally-omalley/CWef...
Wow, I didn't know it was even possible to down-grade the trash from the previous 2 seasons of Rock of Love, but I guess this proves me wrong.
@PSL:
I can't get over how fucking ugly that chick is. I refuse to click on the thumbnails.
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I know, right? I bet I will, eventually, but I can't make myself do it just yet.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
She is a natural beauty fo' sho'
@Sunshine Gang....I don't know created the bleached blond tranny makeup fake tittie whore look, but it is sooo spent. The only people who thinks it's hot are people like Brett Michael. People laugh at this now.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Wow, Bret Michaels really pulls in the quality tail, no? He must be in it for the cash and cash only. His self esteem must be taking a beating, though. Oh well, spend some of that VH-1 money on therapy and an extreme make over!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
#3 is giving me a major Geri Blank vibe. I hope she wins.
I can't get over how fucking ugly that chick is. I refuse to click on the thumbnails.
where is the poster who will accuse us all of being jealous of these girls? come on.....5,4,3....
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you had your turn, and now you're gonna learn, what it really feels like to miss me...
- Beyonce "Single Ladies"
#3 Samantha is Sally O'Mally
I can kick!
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She's flat and that's that!
This Nikki looks like a nice girl to me. She just wants to please, and I'll bet she's fun to get drunk with. Hopefully she'll be the last ho left standing so she can get the benefit of the experience Brett Michaels gets after he practices on all the other girls. Bless her heart.
Taint Face!
fuckin puke dude!
No siggie! I smoked it!
Submitted by Karma Police on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:46pm.
Where do they find these chicks?
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Las Vegas, Miami, O.C. Just troll around Myspace they're ALL over the place. Theres more silicone on Myspace then there is in an actual plastic surgeons office.
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Searching for a man with porn-star looks who is also stylish, classy, and refined.
WTF is that thing in the first pic?
Muppet heads tranny twin?
The gal in the first thumb looks like she may have a surprise for Bret in her pants.
Wow....what 'natural' looking breasts.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Is it me or is that chick's head disproportionately large?
The one in the purple dress looks like Heather.
The one in jeans is definitely a man.
The chick in the black dress has HORRIBLE toes cover that shit up.
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Searching for a man with porn-star looks who is also stylish, classy, and refined.
Gross, they look like Mail Order Brides from Hworeasia.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
That was the WEIRDEST fucking scroll, EVER!
Little tiny Lucite Heels (tween Shauna?) skinny little legs (not quite the right shade of orange...Tila?)...tiny little shorts(no tone, no hips...who IS this bitch?)AAAAAACK!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
As some police officers might say: "Now that's what I call a bust." Then again, most of 'em would also say "What's the tranny's name?"
Where do they find these chicks? I have never seen such skanks in my life.
Lol.. @ Nanners & The Sunshine Gang's comments...
The Daisy of Love is where it is.
Check out the following video audition:
http://daisyoflovecasting.com/people/GWillikerz/videos/575
It doesn't get better than this!