The Rock Of Love Bus Is Full Of Elegance
SPOILER ALERT! The stunning beauty above wins Rock of Love Bus and Brett Michaels' heart. Okay, I'm totally lying. I don't know if she wins, but if she doesn't then my faith in cable reality TV is gone forever! The elegant creature's name is Nikki and she has already won my heart. It's like Shauna Sand queefed out Nikki in a cloud of lucite dust.
I'm assuming that the first episode will consist of one scene: Nikki and her exquisite lucite heels will sashay into the house and Brett's bandanna will fly off of his head. Nikki will touch his bald spot with one of her lucite heels and a glorious mane of blonde hair will grown in its place. The first words that came out of his mouth will be: "Will you marry me?" Nikki will respond, "I am already married to the angels who sing my name." And then she will flutter off. Brett will commit suicide, because if he can't have Nikki, why go on living? My thoughts exactly.
I believe Nikki will bring class and elgance back to reality TV!
I feel wrong by even mentioning the other hos in this show, but here's a few of my favorites below based on their pictures alone. I've nicknamed them: Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Celibate, The Clap and Herpes. Click here to see the rest of the tramps. Rock of Love Bang Bus premieres on January 4th.
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Oh man I'm so ashamed to say I'll probably be watching this show. These girls make me feel so much better about my frumpy self.
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Searching for a man with porn-star looks who is also stylish, classy, and refined.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:40pm.
where do these hos get their clothes??
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Forever 21.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
EEEEEEEUUUWWW!
What the FUCK is THAT???!!!
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you had your turn, and now you're gonna learn, what it really feels like to miss me...
- Beyonce "Single Ladies"
Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:37pm.
Unofficially, yes.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 4:39pm.
who invented this "look"?
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The purity ring people. Cuz this mess will put a ho off sex forever.
Skeeerrry.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
I thought they stopped filming this hot mess after the bus killed someone in IL?
But I have to ask something I've always wondered- where do these hos get their clothes?? Is there some sort of underground whore apparel distribution system that they hide from the arty girls who hang out in bookstores?
I would like to know what sick mind created this concept of style. Stringy long white hair, orange skin, spidery limbs, boulder like breasts that don't move and clear tall shoes.
who invented this "look"?
Does #1 have a damn tattoo in the middle of her forehead?!
#2's legs show her age
#3 is the "wacky" one
#4 has a pretty face
#5 looks like a bus station ho
I don't know what to say about Shauna Sand's little sister up there...
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
WOW.
They put the 'HO' back in sHOw business.
Their parents must be so proud.
I want to see that thing about without makeup.
Those fucking shoes only belong in Gonzo porn other than that they should be banned. And this bitch looks just like Daisy from Season 2. All blonde big titted whores who dress this way look alike and its nauseating.
is this a transvestite show?