And It Begins Again....
The glittery gays of YouTube have already spread their twinkle jelly all over Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Cock Ring On It)", so they have moved on to Brit Brit's "Circus." The twinkie above made his version extra special with water and light effects. The production value is higher than Brit Brit's video!
I wish I had a defibrillator handy during several moments in this shit. At the 0:42 mark, he changes the mood with the flip of a switch and Diet Rite came pouring out of my ears. At the 2:40 mark, the clothes start coming off and I had to make sure Chris Hansen wasn't standing behind me. I need to see some ID!
The moment that takes the fucking cake and smashes it to the ground is at the 3:30 mark when this ho welcomes a special guest. I needed two fucking defibrillators to bring me back after seeing that fuckery. You know the special guest was pissed!
Thanks Christian
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you mean your mother doesn't film you getting naked in a shower dancing to brit spears? wtf?
He's a cute little puppy.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:49am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:46am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:43am.
IDK..... Are you wearing PJs with feets?
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Um...sure.
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So can I go to bed now, or what?
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I love this...he is a really good dancer, and the part where his mom comes in with a towel is adorable.
I think he has a boner in the shower.
And also....was that his MOM who handed him the towel?!
YAY he got put on Britneyspears.com
hahaha
I think Brit-Brit has a new backup dancer! Those were some great moves, until memaw came in with the towel.
Awwww....MK....this one is good for both the guys and the girls! Bitch is HAWT.
that guy works at the cvs in my neighborhood!! i once overheard him talking to himself in aisle about how much advertising execs make on designing all the packaging for face lotions and soap. weird!!
That ending was the funniest thing ever.
Fuck off you guys,Benji Madden visited us and did NOT shout me out???
Benji Madden I am offended.
Humph.
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Sorry,MK♥
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:00pm.
Have you ever felt like a deaf mute trying to yell bingo?
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More like a deaf mute trying to yell "Jump off the Titanic! It's sinking!"
Sorry I missed you last night manimal. <3
xo
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Oh my god, it is Flashdance 2008! Jennifer Beals eat your heart out!
that was just f'ing awesome. there's no other way to describe it. Although I kept waiting for him to slam his head against the shower wall at some point. And it would have been hella funny if the shower door had closed in his face when he flung it open..lol.
Well done momma's boy, well done.
I surprised noone has noticed or said anything about his counting down mistake in the very beginning. He goes from 3 fingers to 1 and then back to 2 and then 1. Hey retard, learn to count! Your dancing skills will only get you by for so long but you might want to learn how to count too!
the best part is the end where he calls out to his mom to bring him a towel.
He moves better than Ms, Rhythmless Nation herself! AKA BRITNEY SPEARS.
Love that his mom walks in at the end. I guess he didn't think to edit that part out?
oohhhhh i should make one!!!
Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:29pm.
I am on my 5th day of being sick as fuck, but damn I'm glad I crawled outta bed and saw that! LOVES it! Made my day, MK. And I love Mama at the end giving him a towel~
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Five days of cant get outta bed sick eh? You got AIDS??? Only AIDS can make you that sick.
And it sounds like Shitney says "nigga what" at one point in the song....sounds like...
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
Looks like the circus is in his pants.
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That was horrific. I've never been more ascared in my life!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:46am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:43am.
IDK..... Are you wearing PJs with feets?
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Um...sure.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:43am.
IDK..... Are you wearing PJs with feets?
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:32am.
@Sheeps!
O I was tryna be welcoming. Was I not coming across that way? O dear!;p
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spread your legs further, he wants to check your tonsils.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:35am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:32am.
Very un-Canadian of you!
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Now, I'm just ashamed.
WELCOME, ROOK! NICE VID=)
There. Can I go to bed now?
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:32am.
Very un-Canadian of you! (I never notice the sort of details you did; I just blithely carry on.)
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
@Sheeps!
O I was tryna be welcoming. Was I not coming across that way? O dear!;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:06am.
Also, Mr. Rook has only been a member for 2 hours.
Mere details! If it's Mr. Rook, back from Iraq and flashdancing in his mom's shower, I say Welcome.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Also, Mr. Rook has only been a member for 2 hours.
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Submitted by MrRook on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:14pm.
he's ex military ;)
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*ahem*
Rook is the name of the young man who made this video, if anyone cares:)
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Submitted by MrRook on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:14pm.
he's ex military ;)
Maybe, but he's clearly out of uniform now.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
That's right. He is living at home with his MOTHER.
THANK you!
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He's 22, still living at home and flooding the bathroom. God, his mom must be SOOOOOO ready to get him out of the house. Every video on his YouTube site is him stripping off and pouring water on himself. The house be floating away and full of mildew.
careful sybil or the lingo will start to enter your everyday speech.
'fucktard' is not universally acceptable as a term of endearment. sadly.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
"No, Elaine. I'm tellin' you that Adam's just very creative. You know, 'artistic'. Hold on, the little shit's just started shrieking about needing a towel upstairs. Be right back."
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Single Ladies put a cock ring on it....laughing my ass off....it's no wonder I get all my news from Dlisted....I worship Michael k!!!!!
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"And may their first child be a masculine child"
This kid sure can bust a move. He's the hands-down Pants-Off Dance-Off winner. Thanks, Mom!
I love the Twinks! He was awesome!! Just brilliant! And FTFO @ mum handing him a towel. Bless his heart.
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Angel - he's a true gentle man i can't see him talking out of school can you?
I note that he called Farrah his sweetheart...
poke poke.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
OMG I am a straight female but watching him I feel my gay man coming out...Sooooo hot!
I hope he is a dancer somewhere. If he isn't he should be.
damm sexy bitch!!!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:25pm.
Did that madden boy just do another drive by?
dammit angel, stop with the paris shit!!
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What?!?
I gotsta know!
Benji's tryna play us on different threads and he split when we caught on. *sigh* I do love me a playa!
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I am on my 5th day of being sick as fuck, but damn I'm glad I crawled outta bed and saw that! LOVES it! Made my day, MK. And I love Mama at the end giving him a towel~
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@ Samantha...
Thank your brother for me. Now, I won't have to watch Britney. (Okay, I wasn't going to.)
I WANT it to be his mother. Lie to me.
Congrats to him on his engagement.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Did that madden boy just do another drive by?
dammit angel, stop with the paris shit!!
grrr.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
@Farrah: You are SO smart! I may have forgotten to do that otherwise. I'm making 2 more. There is just TOO much stuff we don't wanna forget.
Thanks:)
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