The "Who Cares?" News

Tori Spelling is having a baby boy - too bad it's going to be fug - ICYDK

Jessica Simspon can't remember her lines, because she has jizz in the brains - SOW

SHOCKER! Jenna Jameson wants to be legally separated from the man she hasn't been with in months - Starfruit

Paris insists she's not eating Brit Brit's beef curtains - Celebrity Warship

A diva Tenor walks offstage from La Scala after being booed - Globe & Mail